Whores! Sluts! Baaaaaaaaagpipes! (warning: not safe for work)

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This was just yelled at me by a homeless man in a ratty old cap with one tennis shoe on, as I crossed Wilshire Boulevard after lunch.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 28 March 2003 22:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Um, were you playing the bagpipes?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 28 March 2003 23:03 (twenty-three years ago)

It would be funny if Bagpipe was a newfangled way of calling someone a slut.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 28 March 2003 23:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Im sure he meant slugs not sluts.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 28 March 2003 23:08 (twenty-three years ago)

I wasn't playing bagpipes, no, nor was I wearing tartan.

Go figure.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 28 March 2003 23:26 (twenty-three years ago)

maybe he thought you were his old war buddy horace bagslice

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 28 March 2003 23:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Best title for a thread E V E R!!!!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 28 March 2003 23:42 (twenty-three years ago)

I could use to bag me some pipes, oh yeah.

― Chris P (Chris P), Friday, 28 March 2003 23:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Sounds like a Raunchy Young Lepers midsong break, wouldn't you agree, Chris?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 29 March 2003 01:29 (twenty-three years ago)

for some reason i imagine his voice being like abe simpsons.

― di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 29 March 2003 03:03 (twenty-three years ago)

I was thinking Curtis Mayfield myself.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 29 March 2003 03:13 (twenty-three years ago)

No, Lord Buckley.

― Melissa W (Melissa W), Saturday, 29 March 2003 05:13 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm there w/ the Grandpa Simpson. And that is the funniest thing evah.

― nellskies (minna), Saturday, 29 March 2003 08:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh god I *wish* RYL had found a set of bagpipes in the attic. Oh. Fuck. Yeah.

― Chris P (Chris P), Saturday, 29 March 2003 09:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Definately Simpson. And are you sure it wasn't "Maaaaaaatlock?"

― nickn (nickn), Saturday, 29 March 2003 09:59 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.cartoon69.com/s1/images/ani1.gif

― lightening seed, Saturday, 29 March 2003 11:18 (twenty-three years ago)

/twww.blackwoodconservation.org/images/bagpipes.jpg

*crosses fingers*

― nellskies (minna), Saturday, 29 March 2003 13:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Damnit.
Minna taught me how to do this, but I've forgotten.

hot damn.

― nellskies (minna), Saturday, 29 March 2003 13:27 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.blackwoodconservation.org/images/bagpipes.jpg

― Jojo Cocker, Saturday, 29 March 2003 13:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh come on - it's pretty safe for work. That anime porn is tiny!

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 29 March 2003 13:41 (twenty-three years ago)

It was me who flagged it not safe - I'd be closing it down pretty damn quickly if I opened it at work.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 29 March 2003 15:23 (twenty-three years ago)

It would be funny if Bagpipe was a newfangled way of calling someone a slut.

B4ngpipe?

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 29 March 2003 15:31 (twenty-three years ago)

I imagined the hamburger pimp.

http://users.erols.com/jeffward/creeper.gif

― David Beckhouse (David Beckhouse), Saturday, 29 March 2003 18:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Why does the anime girl have cat ears? What's going on there?

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 29 March 2003 19:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Cats can be good for sex.

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 29 March 2003 19:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Jesus, first slugs now cats, when does this madness end?

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 29 March 2003 19:15 (twenty-three years ago)

[unfunny joke self-deleted by moderator possibly abusing his privileges]

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 29 March 2003 19:35 (twenty-three years ago)

[real actual pictures of N. and the cat... at it. deleted for obvious health and safety reasons - mod.]

― Cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 29 March 2003 19:45 (twenty-three years ago)

I saw N's joke before he deleted it: the world has lost little from its deletion.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 29 March 2003 20:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Tis so.

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 29 March 2003 20:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Perverts and raincoat lechers came out with their own bagpipes when they saw Luna passing, but only one of them was being brave.....

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Saturday, 29 March 2003 22:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Aren't I lucky?

He sounded a little more like James Brown than Grandpa Simpson, though, worse luck

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 29 March 2003 23:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Haha that makes it so much better though.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 30 March 2003 01:02 (twenty-three years ago)

four years pass...

http://web.ukonline.co.uk/attadale/merryweather/images/bagpipes.jpg

― gershy, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 06:00 (eighteen years ago)

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