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I will soon be posting my 1000th post to ILE and I want it to be a good one. Any suggestions?

― Chris P (Chris P), Saturday, 29 March 2003 00:05 (twenty-three years ago)

I could post a picture of a kitty. Or I could whine. Or I could try to tell a knock-knock joke. Or I could reveal some horrible secret. Or I could talk about slugs. Or...

Sigh. This is number 998! I must leave my mark...

― Chris P (Chris P), Saturday, 29 March 2003 00:21 (twenty-three years ago)

You should just get wasted and write whatever comes into your head. Mind you I can also see the temptation of the Slug thing. Have you got anything specific in mind?

― Gatinha (rwillmsen), Saturday, 29 March 2003 01:06 (twenty-three years ago)

"I'd like to thank the Academy..."

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 29 March 2003 01:07 (twenty-three years ago)

How about a tribute to all of the wonderful posts and threads that have made yuour life more enjoyable/educational/happy/depressed/etc.?

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Saturday, 29 March 2003 03:50 (twenty-three years ago)

you should make it a haiku.

― di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 29 March 2003 03:54 (twenty-three years ago)

a sonnet

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 29 March 2003 04:00 (twenty-three years ago)

An epic poem about how great Ned is.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Saturday, 29 March 2003 04:19 (twenty-three years ago)

yes.. the Ilined

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 29 March 2003 04:27 (twenty-three years ago)

"Hear me, O ILX."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 29 March 2003 04:30 (twenty-three years ago)

You should make in an in-depth analysis of statscockology < /150 to go to the big 10k>

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 29 March 2003 09:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Just write a long fucker in which every word is a hyperlink to one of yr prior posts. It'll piss everybody off and impress them at the same time. Since we all love you anyway it doesn't much matter.

― Millar (Millar), Saturday, 29 March 2003 09:11 (twenty-three years ago)

or you know just post a bunch of wingdings.

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 29 March 2003 09:14 (twenty-three years ago)

This is my 1,000th post.

― Chris P (Chris P), Saturday, 29 March 2003 09:19 (twenty-three years ago)

minimalist!

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 29 March 2003 09:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh that was a total let-down, wasn't it? Also totally obvious. Shame, shame on me.

If it's any consolation I typed it on donut bitch's computer. His keyboard makes lots of satisfying clacky noises and he has his screen font set incredibly small. It's like you're all talking in helium-induced mouse voices!

― Chris P (Chris P), Saturday, 29 March 2003 09:21 (twenty-three years ago)

http://home.global.co.za/~saidndun/1000post2.gif

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Saturday, 29 March 2003 10:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Ha! (Is that adapted from the Python book? "Page 57" or whatever?)

― Chris P (Chris P), Saturday, 29 March 2003 10:10 (twenty-three years ago)

haha yeah chris, "Page 71"

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Saturday, 29 March 2003 10:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Hi! We're Poison, and we are posting jel's 10,000th post!

CC: Yeah, wicked man, now go chill out, coz it ain't that important ya know!

― Poison (jel), Thursday, 3 April 2003 18:07 (twenty-three years ago)

poison r gay u roxx

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 3 April 2003 18:09 (twenty-three years ago)

This is my 2800th post!!!http://www.magic107.com/timages/page/cat.jpg

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Thursday, 3 April 2003 18:17 (twenty-three years ago)

OMG! i'm about to overtake DG!

― di smith (lucylurex), Thursday, 3 April 2003 18:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Congrats, jel! You did beat Dan to it, though he is sure to be fifth there. I expect to be in the next couple to make it, later in the year.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 4 April 2003 15:41 (twenty-three years ago)

two months pass...

This is post number 1991. Soon we will party like it's post 1999.

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 00:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Or possibly post-1999.

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 00:31 (twenty-two years ago)

God this is my 956th! I'd better do some work!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 13:07 (twenty-two years ago)

1142! I had no idea.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)

4202! boo ya!

― Sarah MCLusky (coco), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

11,350

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 14:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, shut up, jel. Humph!

― Sarah MClusky (coco), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 14:54 (twenty-two years ago)

hey, i've hardly posted at all recently, I'm letting y'all catch up!

Since April 3rd

me = 1,350

sarah = 1,402, so you are ahead of me!

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks, jel, it's the least you can do.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)

After this post I will only have 8 more to go before I hit 5000! This seems kind of disquieting.

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 15:04 (twenty-two years ago)

ONE OF US.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 15:11 (twenty-two years ago)

OK, I went home last night. I still don't have DSL in the new place. This is post 1994. I need to figure out where to make my next few posts.

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh for pity's sake this is riduculous.

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Base 10: C/D?

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

There. This is post 2000. Bless you all.

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, so I have Post Number 2001?

Arthur Clarke, I adore ye!

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Thursday, 3 July 2003 03:31 (twenty-two years ago)

*laughing my ass off* That is what I get for not reading all of the thread first! I love it when I make an ass of myself.

Chris - copy my post and make it your 2001st, please.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Thursday, 3 July 2003 03:33 (twenty-two years ago)

#3743 on ILE for me. (5019 on ILM)

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 3 July 2003 03:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I have been here for over two years and I don't even have 300 posts?!? What the fuck?!?!? This is impossible.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Thursday, 3 July 2003 06:11 (twenty-two years ago)

1492! The Conquest of Paradise!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 3 July 2003 06:46 (twenty-two years ago)

eleven months pass...

Bosko Balaban Stats For Season

Name Bosko Balaban
Team Aston Villa
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Starts 0
Substituted 0
Total Minutes Played 0
Avg Minutes Played Per Start 0
Goals 0
Avg Goal Mins When Starting 0.0
Avg Mins Played/Goal Scored 0
Goals Scored As Sub 0
Number of Bookings 0
Total Booking Minutes 0
Avg Bookings Per Start 0
Number of Red Cards 0
Total Red Card Minutes 0
Avg Red Cards Per Start 0

― bosko, Monday, 14 June 2004 02:58 (twenty-one years ago)

five years pass...

I don't even know what to say.

― admrl, Monday, 15 June 2009 05:10 (sixteen years ago)

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