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I'm in a very hostile and raunchy mood right now

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...and I have no idea where it came from. Beware of me tonight.

― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (cindigo), Saturday, 29 March 2003 02:12 (twenty-three years ago)

HOSTILE AND RAUNCHY is the best combination I can possibly imagine.

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 29 March 2003 02:19 (twenty-three years ago)

nick you gotta check yourself before you wreck yourself

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 29 March 2003 02:20 (twenty-three years ago)

You should take a long hard look at your naked hard body.

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 29 March 2003 02:21 (twenty-three years ago)

if only!

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 29 March 2003 02:22 (twenty-three years ago)

BLIMEY!

― RickyT (RickyT), Saturday, 29 March 2003 02:23 (twenty-three years ago)

You should take a long hard look at your naked hard body.

Nope, I'm about fifty pounds away from having a hard body. And I've got all of my clothes on. But keep saying the word 'hard,' it's turning me on.


― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (cindigo), Saturday, 29 March 2003 02:27 (twenty-three years ago)

If I clarified that I was talking about Jess then that's not gonna do anything for the hott thing.

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 29 March 2003 02:30 (twenty-three years ago)

the only thing long and hard about me is my slender, girl-like wrists

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 29 March 2003 02:33 (twenty-three years ago)

KEEP IT COMING RAUNCH BOY

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 29 March 2003 02:34 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm hard like nails in this bitch, motherfucking gorilla cocksuckers can't touch my shit in they dicks depended on it god dammit.

― Millar (Millar), Saturday, 29 March 2003 02:37 (twenty-three years ago)

I know the feeling. Now if I only had someone on whom to act out.

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 29 March 2003 02:38 (twenty-three years ago)

ditto. i don't even have BOOZE.

― mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 29 March 2003 02:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Is acting out the same as putting out?

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 29 March 2003 02:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Acting out = aggressively putting out

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 29 March 2003 02:43 (twenty-three years ago)

there's always the self-made miracle you nutters

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 29 March 2003 02:44 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.lifeadventures.com/images/bandc.jpg

― gabriel (gabe), Saturday, 29 March 2003 02:44 (twenty-three years ago)

......

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 29 March 2003 02:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Is that Michael Stipe?

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 29 March 2003 02:47 (twenty-three years ago)

If so, i hope she pulls the trigger.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 29 March 2003 02:49 (twenty-three years ago)

i order this sketch stricken from the record! bring on the next sketch!

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 29 March 2003 02:50 (twenty-three years ago)

there's always the self-made miracle you nutters

Is it possible to forcibly have one's way with oneself?

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 29 March 2003 03:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Absolutely!

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 29 March 2003 03:05 (twenty-three years ago)

it depends on how much catholic blood you have in you

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 29 March 2003 03:09 (twenty-three years ago)

I was self-raped and afraid to tell anyone about it until the statute of limitations was up

― Millar (Millar), Saturday, 29 March 2003 03:18 (twenty-three years ago)

when time travel becomes affordable i will travel to 1996.

― gabriel (gabe), Saturday, 29 March 2003 03:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Wow, this thread title narrowly edges out the bagpipes one!

― Chris P (Chris P), Saturday, 29 March 2003 09:45 (twenty-three years ago)


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