THE KEANO SAGA

thegardencentre: he will have to pay

thegardencentre: i could tell

thegardencentre: making me captrain

thegardencentre: giving me pay rise

thegardencentre: i knew his game

boyofbadgers: mockery

Ronan909: set roy up for the big fall

Ronan909: the crucifixion

thegardencentre: making roy get usecd to the millions

Ronan909: i could see pontius pilate

Ronan909: goading me

thegardencentre: buit roy knows

Ronan909: humiliating me in front of everyone

boyofbadgers: washing his hands at me

Ronan909: you can stick your pardon up your bollox

Ronan909: i phoned barrabas and he agreed

Ronan909: that bastard peter schmeicel denied knowing me

Ronan909: 3 times

thegardencentre: i said to the gaffer "roy is going to have to fuckign delete you you fuckign piece of shit"

Ronan909: i said to the gaffer

Ronan909: send me some buffy dvds

Ronan909: or i'll delete your fucking head in

thegardencentre: roy will block his ip the twat

Ronan909: haha

Ronan909: this is surreal

Ronan909: haha

Ronan909: it was the first day of the season

Ronan909: we were playing athens georgia

Ronan909: trife and blount

Ronan909: the supposed hardmen

Ronan909: at centre mid

Ronan909: trife starts dissing backpacker hiphop

Ronan909: goading me

Ronan909: egging me on

thegardencentre: i had to delete his head in

Ronan909: we went in for a 50/50 and it was no contest

Ronan909: the "so called hard man"

thegardencentre: every game of the season it was the same, all these teams, sending out 11 players, goading me,

thegardencentre: all with the same clothes on

thegardencentre: trying top trick roy

thegardencentre: but roy is cleverer than that

boyofbadgers: he can tell they aren't the same person

thegardencentre: trying to put the ball in the back of roys net

Ronan909: and then i had the dream again

thegardencentre: rubbing my face in it

Ronan909: me theresa and the kids had spent the winter at the hotel in the middle of nowhere

Ronan909: one of the young fellas starts talking to his thumb

Ronan909: he calls it the shining

Ronan909: i just wanted to relax

Ronan909: i talked to the ghostly barman

Ronan909: and he agreed it was ridiculous

Ronan909: all work and no play i said

Ronan909: makes jack a dull boy

Ronan909: it was typical of the FAI to set us up in a stephen king novel

boyofbadgers: they couldn't afford anything better

Ronan909: there i was, freezing in the ice

Ronan909: with an expression of total malice on my face

Ronan909: goading them

Ronan909: humiliating them in front of everyone

boyofbadgers: without even a cthulu to protect me

Ronan909: i phoned the gaffer and he agreed i was freezing

boyofbadgers: like a professional outfit would have

Ronan909: any other club would have known i wasnt jack nicholson

Ronan909: but this was ireland

Ronan909: the big joke last year had been terry phelans stint as samuel l jackson

Ronan909: it was typical

Ronan909: jesus he should write a book

Ronan909: oh wait