Sexy rock star dreams.

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I had a dream last night that involved Chan Marshall. She was nude and pleasuring herself...i found it arousing. Thanks.

Now post your rock star dreams.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 13:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Please don't talk about dreams. I had an awful one last night where some evil bastard shot one of my cats. I've been cuddling him all day.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 13:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I hate scary dreams, sexy ones are ok.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 13:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I had a dream last week where I was hired to produce an album for Mya Rudolph ("Friends With P", SNL's Gemini's Twin, etc.)...and we were both like almost totally nekkid (as were these random musician dudes wandering around doing musicianly stuff). No good stuff though, unfortunately, I just sat in my boxers at the mixing console and she never sang or anything, just stood around looking hot in her undies.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 13:56 (twenty-two years ago)

i only dream about ilx'ers and god

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 13:57 (twenty-two years ago)

No shit.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 13:59 (twenty-two years ago)

What if god was one of us?

― hstencil, Tuesday, 1 April 2003 13:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I normally have lots of sexy rockstar dreams, but the last couple of nights I've hardly gotten any sleep cuz they've been full of nightmares. Last night I dreamt I went to a haunted weight loss camp and the ghostie instructor kept trying to kill me.

― Sarah McL (coco), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 13:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Funny thing is I have no idea what Chan Marshall looks like, but it was her. AS long as you didn't turn into Mango...Nick.

Turns out it was a nude Mick Jagger wasn't it Sarah.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 14:00 (twenty-two years ago)

my dreams are pathetically consistent. probably my two most common are:

1) i perform with the stones, singing "sweet virginia" with mick
2) i win a $100,000,000 shopping spree at the virgin megastore and get loads of records

how pathetic is that?

last night tho i dreamt that a close friend killed himself...

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 14:00 (twenty-two years ago)

My most common dream: I'm somehow forced back into college to earn a BA, even though I keep protesting that I've already got one.

― hstencil, Tuesday, 1 April 2003 14:01 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread made me think of that 'Starlust' book. Some strange fantasies in there - being shagged in the toilets by a red-faced Bruce Foxton is one I can't entirely erase from my memory.

― James Ball (James Ball), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 14:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I had a dream where I was on a bed in my high school cafeteria with Stephen Malkmus. He was supposedly trying to teach me how to play the guitar but it looked more like a sitar. And then I kept trying to trick him into reclining on the bed. And he kept resisting, but I told him that I just wanted to snuggle hoping he would fall for it. I woke up and told my boyfriend about my dream and he didn't talk to me for an hour because he didn't believe me that I didn't do anything bad in my dream.

― Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 14:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I've had dreams about Gwen Stefani too.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

The only even vaguely rockstar related dream I've had recently is one where Momus trashed something I wrote on ile as being stupid and pathetic. I'm still not thoroughly convinced that it was just a dream and I am somehow mentally blocking the name and subject of the thread.

― Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 14:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Most of my rockstar dreams just involve me hanging out with big rockstars like it's no big thang. Guests have included (to name a few): Joan Jett, Kathleen, Sleater Kinney, Mary Timony, and that boy from Raddish. I also get to jam with lots of rock*s and play big venues, like SNL.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

James Ball, that is shocking!

I usually dream that I'm hanging around backstage and everyone is ignoring me. Even though I'm naked.

Though I did dream that I ran into that sexy rock star dave q at a picnic area off the Pacific Coast Highway in LA and he turned out to be this superfriendly blonde surfer dude. "Brah!", he said, slapping me on the back.

― Arthur (Arthur), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I dreamt that Michael Stipe was a foreign exchange student, it wasn't at all sexy though.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I dreamt the night before last that I saw Steven Tyler in a record store and thought oooh I have to tell him that my friend Susan is in love with him, but I was embarrassed and every time I'd look over at him, he was looking at me - he left and I ran out a side door to not miss my chance, came face to face with him, he smiled, put his arm around me, and took me off to the waiting limo.

Wackiness ensued.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)

did he skee bappa dee and tickle you with a scarf?

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I must add that I never really found Mr. Tyler attractive before, but I find myself in the midst of a little tiny crush now.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 15:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Of course - what else could "wackiness ensued" have meant?

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 15:15 (twenty-two years ago)

What about the nightmares of would-be rock stars? To wit,

CNN: 'Idol' contestant booted over scandal

Surely it had something to do with wearing this hat/sweater combo

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/SHOWBIZ/TV/04/01/television.idol.reut/story.corey.jpg

― Skottie, Tuesday, 1 April 2003 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)

haha.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 15:25 (twenty-two years ago)

He looks like a Smurf.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 15:26 (twenty-two years ago)

He looks like a sperm from that W. Allen movie.

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

He's wearing Smurf-sperm

― Skottie, Tuesday, 1 April 2003 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

damn those randy smurfs!

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Randy Jackson as a Smurf, EW.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, you rock.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Smurfette: Oh. My. God. I have GOT to get smurfed or I'm going to just DIE!!!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

You mean to tell me that Smurfette never got any. Bullshit. Horny Smurf nailed her.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I had a dream once that my boyfriend put a wig on my head and made me make out with the Pinefox.

― Mandee, Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I am not going to talk about my Mark Prior dream, but if Yanc3y can remember my drunken explanation of it he should post it.

― felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

i often dream that i'm enrolled in a calculas masters and it's almost due and i'm me and i haven't done any calculas (except a little in chemistry) since i was 17.

― Clare (not entirely unhappy), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sorry if it's repetitive, but I'm so disturbed by the hat/sweater combination of the Smurf-sperm wearing American Idol-wannabe pictured above that I'm afraid I'm going to have bad dreams. IF I can go to sleep after having that wretched image seared onto my retina.

― Skottie, Tuesday, 1 April 2003 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Why rock stars anyway? Why not just ROCKS?

Limestone. Hmmm.

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Last night I dreamt I opened a bottle of cran-apple juice but after the first sip I realized it was straight-up cranberry juice and I got gotten the wrong bottle.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

One time I dreamed that Mr. Shields finally released the album. I would, though.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't remember the specifics, felicity. I just remember you groping me after retelling it and saying, "Come home with me. Let's go nine innings." And after that I blacked out!

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

ha wass up rock star u look fine ass held hallo this way for me

― bobby her, Tuesday, 1 April 2003 22:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I just remember you groping me after retelling it and saying, "Come home with me. Let's go nine innings." And after that I blacked out!

Hold on a minute, that never happened. Can I get a witness?

― felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 22:43 (twenty-two years ago)

The only rock star dream I've ever had was years ago. In it I was driving Greg Dulli somewhere in my car and telling him about my friend's band, assuring him that he'd like them.

Last night I dreamed that I was wearing a certain pair of earrings, and kept losing the back of one of them. Strange men kept coming up to me and saying "hey, is this yours?" I'm sure earrings and pierced ears and guys approaching me about my jewelry have some sexual connotation.

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 23:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Last night I drempt that I was standing in the check-out line at a bookstore, arms overflowing with books as always, and after I've been rung-up I realize that I don't have my credit card with me and only have enough cash to buy half of the books. So I am standing there debating about what can wait and what I need "right now" and the line behind me is getting longer and everyone is grumbling and the check-out girl is chewing her gum, loudly, and occasionally pulling long strands of it out of her mouth with her (unsightly) long fingernails. And then I decided "to hell with it" and I just walked away. And the next thing I knew I was having sex on stage with k.d. l*ng and Joe Montana and some other football guy were standing up and yelling at us for blocking the tv.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 03:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Why rock stars anyway? Why not just ROCKS?

When I was in my early teens I used to have dreams about asteroids hitting the earth and wiping everything out. One theme of series of apocalypse dreams I had back in the day... Let's hear it for early 80s cold war paranoia!

Only dream I've had in which a celebrity appeared was a recent one in which Janeane Garofalo loaned me twenty bucks for a train ticket somewhere (I don't remember why)

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 07:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Last night I dreamed that HSA and I went to the prom. Except we both dressed up like David Bowie. He had a lovely shirt, and he looked very good, except in real life, he doesn't look anything like David Bowie so he probably would have looked quite silly.

― kate, Wednesday, 2 April 2003 07:14 (twenty-two years ago)

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