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Made you look, didn't it?

Do you feel ashamed now?

Oh, please yourself...

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

OVER THE INTERNET!!!!!!!!

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm a...

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

DOLPHIN!!!

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

You want to push the envelope? Try licking it first...

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

bad ass hair band

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.sunshined.com/graphics/adscards/t-john-sex.gif

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

...when hair teasing becomes dangerous to one's health

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

...in a pan is a tasty dessert.

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://tubes.ominix.com/art/creepy/creepy-imposter.jpg

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

Screwed?

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

Christine, why would I feel ashamed? I generally assume a thread is going to be about sex before I click on it, even if it's called "Lettuce: C/D, S/D".

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

< homer> mmmmmm, sex, aaaaaah < /homer>

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

Lettuce fondling.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've heard of sex.

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

it's this thing, and you really need another thing for it to work.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

What's this "sex"? And can we eat it?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

Tastes like chicken.

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.surfnetinc.com/chuck/r-jolly2.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

You don't understand. This thread is called SEX! because it's *not* about sex!!!!

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 17:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.legislative.noaa.gov/Archives/2002/rumsfeld.gif

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 17:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh, very well. Anyone want a shag?

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 17:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

That old guy is showing his "O" face.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 17:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.stockhausen.org/nks13_92.jpg http://www.elgar.org/1port.gif http://w3.rz-berlin.mpg.de/cmp/xenakis.jpg

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 17:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

Only allowed one thread a day, aren't you? I just suddenly had the urge to make a Male Semen Question Thread...

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 17:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's recommended that you start only one a day, right? As long as you don't make a bizillion threads every day, I'm sure no one will mind if you started two today.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 17:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

Especially if they are 'bout sexual things.

Those clowns will give me more nightmares.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 17:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

I sat and thought about it for way too long. Now I have a headache.

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 17:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

HI EVERYBODY!!!

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 17:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hi, Dr. Mark!

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 17:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

and then they all lez up

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 17:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

Thank god the slugs were left out of it.

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 17:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.asstastic.org/images/winupd.jpg

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 18:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

Those clowns are truly frightening. I think they're under my bed.

― Skottie, Tuesday, 1 April 2003 18:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

The slugs were all off at a slugfest.

Oh, dear...

― Skottie, Tuesday, 1 April 2003 18:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well, anyway, these pics are all like totally sexing my ass.

Honestly.

I may come at any moment. This is quite scary.

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 18:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.asstastic.org/images/animated_gif/sponghamster.gif

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 18:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

Richard Gere to thread!

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 18:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

You called?
http://images.usatoday.com/life/enter/movies/_photos/2002/2002-01-25-inside-mothman.jpg

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 18:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

*sigh* He's not bad for his age, though, is he? All his own hair, too.

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 18:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.gnacademy.org/peacejam/lama/art/lama.gif

"Hello, Richard, it's me. The Lam. I just called to say I was thinking about you."

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 18:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

Wonnerful, wonnerful

― Skottie, Tuesday, 1 April 2003 18:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

I have one hard ball.

― Erik, Tuesday, 1 April 2003 18:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

So does this guy:

http://www1.umn.edu/urelate/newsservice/images/hardball.jpg

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 18:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

The other's soft and squishy, is it?

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 18:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

no. the other one is skippy.

http://members.rott.chello.nl/e.visser25/VanBalAf.jpg

― Erik, Tuesday, 1 April 2003 18:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

You called?
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:akX84Nk7fqIC:www.goateestyle.com/log/img/skippy.jpg

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 18:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

Best progression of JPEG's in any thread EVAH.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 18:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

you called?

thanx, now they're both soft.

― Erik, Tuesday, 1 April 2003 18:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

Too typical of my April Fools' Day. Get me all hot and bothered, why don't you?

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 02:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

I saw Autofocus last night. It has lots of breasteses in it.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 11:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

You got a bad name like Dick Butkus
Welcome to the next level, of rhyme flowin
Scratchin, hookin up beats, and hoe catchin
Everytime I come home, I got fifty messages
I only call back the girls with big big breasteses
Ooh, I got bitties, in all the major cities
The safest way to have sex is right between her (tittes)

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 11:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

I had sex last night. Aren't you all glad that you know that?

― kate, Wednesday, 2 April 2003 11:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

Kate's on a roll here. If you will.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 11:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

WORLD STANDS UP AND APPLAUDS AND EVENTUALLY SITS BACK DOWN

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 11:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

And stands up again for an encore applause!

(By the way, I won't mention when I last had sex as you all know my bf and that would be awkward, wouldn't it?)

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 11:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

I like sex on top (of the New Answers page)!
ha ha

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 11:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

I had sex last saturday morning, it was make up sex.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 11:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

you had sex with ian svenonius?

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

no Michelle Mae.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think he meant "made-up sex."

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

yeah I humped my pillow.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

I had avante guarde experimental noise sex!

― kate, Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

did it sound like damo suzuki?

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

No, but we utilised some of the things that will be used in his installation at the Berkshire Centre tomorrow... tee hee hee! I can look at the pretentious art people looking at the art and think "tee hee, if only they knew!"

― kate, Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

The mind REALLY boggles now.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

I love art.

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

I mean Brunswick. Not Berkshire. Jeez, I can't tell all these B-places apart. Sigh.

― kate, Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

That sounds like this Kari Wuhrer movie they show sometimes on late-nite cable (it's called Vivid, from '97) (summary courtesy of the IMDb):

The premise is that Kari's artist boyfriend (who'd look like a low-rent Charlie Sheen, if Charlie Sheen himself didn't fit that category) can neither paint nor get it on with his ridiculously good-looking girl - until the day that he throws paint over her. Then they roll around on the canvas in ecstasy and he sells the result for loads of dosh. It's actually very funny, sending up her prim impatience and his tortured-artist schtick with equal-opportunity amusement. There's not exactly a plot, as the film is structured - like the soft-porn movie it basically is - in a series of bonk sessions. But because they're always covered in paint, and tastefully filmed (with Ms. Wuhrer's own breathy songs on the soundtrack), it's quirky and strangely involving. (And very sexy.) Plus, in its own modest way, it brings up all sorts of odd questions about the relationship of art and life and the cost of art to the people around the artist. It also has a very funny and extremely soft-core parody of that increasingly boring staple of hardcore, the Anal Sex Scene. Recommended.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

DOes Blockbuster carry this beaut?

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

Wow, I've never been sold so quickly on a Kari Wuhrer movie. Hell, I barely have any clue who Kari Wuhrer is, but man I gotsta see that movie now!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.gruponemesis.com/tv/babes/kari/kari04.jpg (safe for work)

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

Bwah hah hah! HSA and I *must* rent this film next weekend! We joked about something similar (instead of Yves Klein Blue, he wanted me to roll around in J** B**** Glo-in-the-Dark) but decided it Had Already Been Done.

OK, that's WAAAAYYYYY enough about my sex life on this thread.

― kate, Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

One of my toggles fell off.

― Erik, Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

Wasn't there a paint sex scene in that lesbian movie... uh... I think that one was Better than Chocolate?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 12:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

I created a monster with this thing, didn't I?

Now *I* feel ashamed...

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 13:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

ILE in obsessed with talking about sex shockah!

― kate, Wednesday, 2 April 2003 13:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

No one was even interested in my offer of a shag. I guess I'll be *talking* about it for a looooooooooooooooooooong time. :)

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 13:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah jesus that Calum chap is so annoying.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 13:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

Honestly you go away for like a few weeks and everything changes beyond all recognition.....

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 13:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

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