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http://www.collectiblestoday.com/ct/product/prdid-912316001.jsp

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This is possibly the most deranging thing I have ever seen.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 3 April 2003 09:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

That TRULY frightens me. It's like a kawaii cabbage patch KILLER.

― kate, Thursday, 3 April 2003 09:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

It seems tha no matter how much I'm exposed to it, Christian kitch will never stop to scare me.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 3 April 2003 09:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

Now, now, kids, no need to overreact! It's a Jeff Koons! Surprise!

― Skottie, Thursday, 3 April 2003 11:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

U.S. forces are irresistible.

― Nemo (JND), Thursday, 3 April 2003 18:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

Isn't that widdwe assault wifle just adowable? Awwww.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 3 April 2003 18:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

Propaganda for the toddlers.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 3 April 2003 18:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

Somebody needs to photoshop that little fucker something fierce.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 3 April 2003 18:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

I saw an ad for a little bear for sale much like this http://www.countrygoldusa.com/Images/gc_army_bear.jpg in Parade or something a couple of weeks ago, except the one I saw was carrying a huge gun.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Thursday, 3 April 2003 18:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

Why? Because working class people buy it? At least they don't buy M.C. Escher prints at the mall.

That's a nice little collectible with a geniune message.

― Sir Nigel Hemroyd, Thursday, 3 April 2003 18:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

It looks like the Lord is about to squash him in his hands.

― cprek (cprek), Thursday, 3 April 2003 18:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

The Lord was swept up in Crystal Pepsi fever and made his hands see-thru.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 3 April 2003 18:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

The Lord was swept up in Crystal Pepsi fever and made his hands see-thru.

Oh yeah, like it couldn't happen. Huh? Where am I????

― Skottie, Thursday, 3 April 2003 19:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

i wish god was still alive and able to see this.

― j.a.e., Friday, 4 April 2003 07:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

I LOVE Christian kitsch! this isn't as good as porcelain Jesus teaching the kids how to break a tackle.

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 4 April 2003 07:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/art/j2k2-14.jpg
http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/art/j2k2-14.jpg
http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/art/j2k2-12.jpg
http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/art/j2k2-13.jpg

Check http://www.jesusoftheweek.com for more!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 4 April 2003 08:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

there they are!

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 4 April 2003 08:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

hey, the buddy christ becomes reality!
do they have a jesus sitting with someone at their computer, checking the spelling on their ilx posts and stuff?

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 4 April 2003 08:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

there's some guy online who used to sell (sincere) charcoal sketches of Jesus teaching kids how to play various musical instruments, with some focus on acoustic guitar.

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 4 April 2003 09:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/imagesJPG/Secretary.JPG

― dooditwork, Friday, 4 April 2003 09:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

is he showing her where the caps lock key is?

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 4 April 2003 09:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

That's one TERRIFYING looking Jesus. I mean, just the glint in his eye. You know they're looking at kiddie porn or something. ARgh!

― kate, Friday, 4 April 2003 09:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

And I didn't even SEE Jesus molesting the Gymnasts!!!

― kate, Friday, 4 April 2003 09:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

more http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/

― dooditwork, Friday, 4 April 2003 09:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

Jesus doesn't look jewish enough.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 4 April 2003 09:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

Don't be silly. Jesus wasn't Jewish! Why, everybody knows, God is an Englishman, and Jerusalem was builded here, amoung our Dark Satanic Mills.

― kate, Friday, 4 April 2003 09:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

So Jesus loves executives too? I guess I'm beginning to change my mind about the chap.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 4 April 2003 09:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

Why does Jesus look *SO* much like Chris T-T?

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/imagesJPG/Executive.JPG

― kate, Friday, 4 April 2003 09:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

Jesus is enjoying this FAAARRRR too much for his own good:

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/imagesJPG/Dental.JPG

― kate, Friday, 4 April 2003 09:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

the one in the first picture is saying "In my Father's House, they have flat-screen monitors".

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 4 April 2003 10:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

And I sure as hell wouldn't let Jesus operate me, what with his 2000 years old medical skills...

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/imagesJPG/Surgeon.JPG

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 4 April 2003 10:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

Jesus keeps changing. In that one, he looks a bit like HSA. Except with long hair. I wouldn't let HSA operate on me, neither! Except he'd want to hook up a radioreceiver and tape the radiomagnetic waves of the operation... sigh.

― kate, Friday, 4 April 2003 10:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

In the dentist one he is clearly laughing because he is jogging the dentist's elbow while he/she is drilling teeth! How evil is that?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 4 April 2003 15:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

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