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http://www.collectiblestoday.com/ct/product/prdid-912316001.jsp

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This is possibly the most deranging thing I have ever seen.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 3 April 2003 09:09 (twenty-two years ago)

That TRULY frightens me. It's like a kawaii cabbage patch KILLER.

― kate, Thursday, 3 April 2003 09:12 (twenty-two years ago)

It seems tha no matter how much I'm exposed to it, Christian kitch will never stop to scare me.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 3 April 2003 09:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Now, now, kids, no need to overreact! It's a Jeff Koons! Surprise!

― Skottie, Thursday, 3 April 2003 11:35 (twenty-two years ago)

U.S. forces are irresistible.

― Nemo (JND), Thursday, 3 April 2003 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Isn't that widdwe assault wifle just adowable? Awwww.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 3 April 2003 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Propaganda for the toddlers.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 3 April 2003 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Somebody needs to photoshop that little fucker something fierce.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 3 April 2003 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I saw an ad for a little bear for sale much like this http://www.countrygoldusa.com/Images/gc_army_bear.jpg in Parade or something a couple of weeks ago, except the one I saw was carrying a huge gun.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Thursday, 3 April 2003 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Why? Because working class people buy it? At least they don't buy M.C. Escher prints at the mall.

That's a nice little collectible with a geniune message.

― Sir Nigel Hemroyd, Thursday, 3 April 2003 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

It looks like the Lord is about to squash him in his hands.

― cprek (cprek), Thursday, 3 April 2003 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

The Lord was swept up in Crystal Pepsi fever and made his hands see-thru.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 3 April 2003 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

The Lord was swept up in Crystal Pepsi fever and made his hands see-thru.

Oh yeah, like it couldn't happen. Huh? Where am I????

― Skottie, Thursday, 3 April 2003 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

i wish god was still alive and able to see this.

― j.a.e., Friday, 4 April 2003 07:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I LOVE Christian kitsch! this isn't as good as porcelain Jesus teaching the kids how to break a tackle.

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 4 April 2003 07:55 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/art/j2k2-14.jpg
http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/art/j2k2-14.jpg
http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/art/j2k2-12.jpg
http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/art/j2k2-13.jpg

Check http://www.jesusoftheweek.com for more!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 4 April 2003 08:43 (twenty-two years ago)

there they are!

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 4 April 2003 08:47 (twenty-two years ago)

hey, the buddy christ becomes reality!
do they have a jesus sitting with someone at their computer, checking the spelling on their ilx posts and stuff?

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 4 April 2003 08:58 (twenty-two years ago)

there's some guy online who used to sell (sincere) charcoal sketches of Jesus teaching kids how to play various musical instruments, with some focus on acoustic guitar.

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 4 April 2003 09:05 (twenty-two years ago)

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/imagesJPG/Secretary.JPG

― dooditwork, Friday, 4 April 2003 09:14 (twenty-two years ago)

is he showing her where the caps lock key is?

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 4 April 2003 09:17 (twenty-two years ago)

That's one TERRIFYING looking Jesus. I mean, just the glint in his eye. You know they're looking at kiddie porn or something. ARgh!

― kate, Friday, 4 April 2003 09:19 (twenty-two years ago)

And I didn't even SEE Jesus molesting the Gymnasts!!!

― kate, Friday, 4 April 2003 09:23 (twenty-two years ago)

more http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/

― dooditwork, Friday, 4 April 2003 09:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Jesus doesn't look jewish enough.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 4 April 2003 09:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't be silly. Jesus wasn't Jewish! Why, everybody knows, God is an Englishman, and Jerusalem was builded here, amoung our Dark Satanic Mills.

― kate, Friday, 4 April 2003 09:38 (twenty-two years ago)

So Jesus loves executives too? I guess I'm beginning to change my mind about the chap.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 4 April 2003 09:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Why does Jesus look *SO* much like Chris T-T?

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/imagesJPG/Executive.JPG

― kate, Friday, 4 April 2003 09:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Jesus is enjoying this FAAARRRR too much for his own good:

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/imagesJPG/Dental.JPG

― kate, Friday, 4 April 2003 09:58 (twenty-two years ago)

the one in the first picture is saying "In my Father's House, they have flat-screen monitors".

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 4 April 2003 10:01 (twenty-two years ago)

And I sure as hell wouldn't let Jesus operate me, what with his 2000 years old medical skills...

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/imagesJPG/Surgeon.JPG

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 4 April 2003 10:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Jesus keeps changing. In that one, he looks a bit like HSA. Except with long hair. I wouldn't let HSA operate on me, neither! Except he'd want to hook up a radioreceiver and tape the radiomagnetic waves of the operation... sigh.

― kate, Friday, 4 April 2003 10:05 (twenty-two years ago)

In the dentist one he is clearly laughing because he is jogging the dentist's elbow while he/she is drilling teeth! How evil is that?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 4 April 2003 15:05 (twenty-two years ago)

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