My puppy may be a bit of a liar

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I had a dream last night that I was chatting to my puppy after he had returned from a walk with Mr. estela.

Me (happy high-pitched squeaky voice): Harry! what did you do on your walk?

Harry (cheery puppy voice): I chased a bird and some crabbits!

Me: Crabbits??!!

Harry: Yes, some crabbits!

― estela, Thursday, 3 April 2003 20:23 (twenty-three years ago)

a mythical creature akin to our beloved chickenbear perhaps?

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 3 April 2003 20:26 (twenty-three years ago)

rabbits who woke up on the wrong side of the bed?

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 3 April 2003 20:27 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.kiva.net/~flint/Maxx/pix/crabbit.gif

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 3 April 2003 20:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Crabbits!

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 3 April 2003 20:28 (twenty-three years ago)

(never doubt a puppy)

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 3 April 2003 20:28 (twenty-three years ago)

I chased some crabbits! yes I did! And I nearly caught them. But then I became all puppy tired and ahd to have a little nap.

do you want to be my friends? oooh look, more crabbits! bow wow wow!

― Estella's Puppy, Thursday, 3 April 2003 20:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Huh. A typing puppy.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 3 April 2003 20:32 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.actioncat.com/platinum/images/quick-dogtyping.gif

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 3 April 2003 20:34 (twenty-three years ago)

HE IS SUCH A GOOD BOY!

― estela, Thursday, 3 April 2003 20:35 (twenty-three years ago)

When I told Mr. estela about my dream he asked enviously, 'What did his voice sound like?' and I said, 'Oh, you know'.

― estela, Thursday, 3 April 2003 20:39 (twenty-three years ago)

I think my puppy is as well, estela - someone weed on the floor, and I asked her, but she said "it wasn't me."

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 3 April 2003 21:21 (twenty-three years ago)

At the risk of maybe coming across as just a wee bit twee, I just asked my kitten how she felt about our new rug, and she told me that it was just fine.

― Gatinha (rwillmsen), Thursday, 3 April 2003 21:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Damn, Doctor Doolittle got around, didn't he?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 3 April 2003 21:54 (twenty-three years ago)

grooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Thursday, 3 April 2003 22:43 (twenty-three years ago)

THIS IS EVEN MORE TWEE THAN THE CATS AND TEA THREAD GOOD GOD.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 3 April 2003 23:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Tweer.

― Gatinha (rwillmsen), Thursday, 3 April 2003 23:38 (twenty-three years ago)

ILx needs more thread titles like this right now

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 3 April 2003 23:42 (twenty-three years ago)

My dog cursed me out when I gave him a bath this afternoon. Rotten mutt.

― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (cindigo), Friday, 4 April 2003 00:01 (twenty-three years ago)

I was going to start a thread called "Do cats eat yaki soba?" But then I found out that they did.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 4 April 2003 00:22 (twenty-three years ago)

OMIGOD HOW COULD I HAVE MISSED THIS THREAD?!?

THIS IS EVEN MORE TWEE THAN THE CATS AND TEA THREAD GOOD GOD

not as long as the cats & tea thread has the bottom picture in it ...

http://www.basementart.homestead.com/files/tea.jpg

... but now this thread has this picture too, so it's just as twee now!

― Tad (llamasfur), Sunday, 6 April 2003 05:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Cute thread, estela. I love the title too.

I don't have a puppy, but I have imagined voices for how my kitties might sound if they started talking to me one day.

Imagine what would happen if one day your puppy really did start talking to you and he had a really low, dorky voice. Like if he sounded like Deputy Dawg.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Monday, 7 April 2003 12:17 (twenty-three years ago)

*Jesus face* I would still love him just the same.

― estela, Monday, 7 April 2003 21:45 (twenty-three years ago)

is Jesus twee?

― Millar (Millar), Monday, 7 April 2003 22:03 (twenty-three years ago)

is Jesus twee?

Jesus is New Wave.

― adam (adam), Monday, 7 April 2003 23:45 (twenty-three years ago)

www.jesus.com

― Tad (llamasfur), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 03:51 (twenty-three years ago)

NO! Don't go to jesus.com! I remember that site from years ago...

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 13:39 (twenty-three years ago)

At last, puppies instead of endless kittens - estela I kiss you!

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 13:43 (twenty-three years ago)

B-but... smee?

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Come on! There are only so many twee kittens you can look at...twee puppies on the other hand....

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Post some twee puppies then, for god's sake!

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:23 (twenty-three years ago)

If I wasn't at work, I'd be posting pictures of nauseatingly innoffensive bras.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:24 (twenty-three years ago)

You asked for it.....

http://huffphotos.com/images/outdoor/puppies-web600sig_small.jpg

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:26 (twenty-three years ago)

http://web.infoave.net/~terrier/pictures/puppies3.jpg

Keep up the good work, smee! I have to go to a meeting now.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:28 (twenty-three years ago)

For Dan....

http://www.bodytronics.com/pix/polar/bra.gif

For Sarah....

http://www.nbpc.co.uk/graphics/puppies.jpg

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:33 (twenty-three years ago)

I wish there was a picture of me on this thread, because I am a very nice little puppy.

I like those other puppies! bow wow wow!

― Estella's Puppy, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:53 (twenty-three years ago)

For Kate:
http://www.catahoulas.org/puppies_eating.jpg

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:58 (twenty-three years ago)

And for Sarah:
http://ohme-ohmy.com/Kittens%20&%20Cream.jpg

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 15:03 (twenty-three years ago)

http://images.webshots.com/ProThumbs/94/1194_wallpaper280.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 15:04 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.luckyfour.com/beagle5.jpg

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:38 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.husky-petlove.com/Test_Indiansil_m1x1.jpg

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Best in Show to thread!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh my God that milkshake one is disgusting.

Nick, are those crabbits from The Max?

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:52 (twenty-three years ago)

I've decided that puppies are actually rockist

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:57 (twenty-three years ago)

one month passes...

Nabisco, I don't know. But I am reviving this thread because the tea party kittens one came back.

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 24 May 2003 12:45 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.gecoland.it/immagini/amstaffdog5.jpg

― adam (adam), Saturday, 24 May 2003 13:27 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.ckcusa.com/webads/a_webads/ablepaws1.jpg

― adam (adam), Saturday, 24 May 2003 13:30 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.homestead.com/elmothesbt/files/readytogo.JPG

― adam (adam), Saturday, 24 May 2003 13:32 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.waggingtails.ca/puppies.jpg

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 24 May 2003 22:42 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.inseparabile.com/cani/images/shihtzu787.jpg

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 24 May 2003 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

That pic Adam posted has me thinking of Ving Rhames for some indescribable reason

― Millar (Millar), Saturday, 24 May 2003 23:38 (twenty-two years ago)

three months pass...

iltwee

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

"Is Jesus twee?" is possibly the best question ever posed on ILX, why did we not discuss that properly?

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I think all three of my kittens are wont to stretch the truth on occaion:

"Didn't I just feed you?"

"Meeeuw..."

― mei (mei), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I love this thread to death.

Hey, check this picture out:

http://hisdog.com/Photo%20Contest/5-02%20Contest/Photos/Eddie-1.jpg

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

that dog totally looks like he's been caught downloading bad porn.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.rdranch.net/ImagesStephensCur/Puppies.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

See a happy puppy family!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

ACtually, they are cute, but I don't know if they really look happy so much... hmm...

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

the adults look happy enough, but the puppies look a bit sad. as puppies often do.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-11/470257/puppy.jpg

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

two months pass...

TWEE-SUS

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 8 January 2004 01:20 (twenty-two years ago)

http://xmas.yourallgay.com/index.php?text=darling!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 8 January 2004 01:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I swear to god, the internet is the greatest thing ever.

― may pang (maypang), Thursday, 8 January 2004 01:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm glad this one got revived, I always liked it.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 8 January 2004 01:33 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.gotojassminesitenow.com/images/image17.jpg

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 8 January 2004 02:18 (twenty-two years ago)

DAN THAT'S AMAZING!!

― Allyzay, Thursday, 8 January 2004 02:24 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

tweeee

― stet, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

LENNY CRABBITS

― Abbott, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/f/f8/180px-Sandra_gould.jpg

― brownie, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.celtichighroads.com/images/homedecorz/77.jpg

― kenan, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

Let us not forget the crabbits.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 12 June 2008 05:24 (seventeen years ago)

I would invite crabbits over.

― Abbott, Thursday, 12 June 2008 05:32 (seventeen years ago)

they would eat all your rutabagas

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 12 June 2008 05:37 (seventeen years ago)

tell me about the crabbits, Ned

― kingfish, Thursday, 12 June 2008 05:47 (seventeen years ago)

I love this thread to death.

Dee 4 years ago otm.

― kenan, Thursday, 12 June 2008 06:00 (seventeen years ago)

two years pass...

I remembered this thread when Estela posted on the Rome thread. I bet this puppy is a big dog now.

― The New Dirty Vicar, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 10:31 (fifteen years ago)

<3 thank you for remembering my puppy, dv.

he is eight years old now but still quite little and also still quite rotten. i love him to death. lxy painted him and sent me the painting, i love her to death also.

pets i have painted

― estela, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 12:14 (fifteen years ago)

john just3n's slightly larger puppy henry is the next one down, he is also a member of the love to death brigade.

― estela, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 12:16 (fifteen years ago)

holy crap i never saw that thread

my puppy is also a terrible terrible no good fink

― broke my o_O face o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 17:32 (fifteen years ago)

omg crabbits!!

another one here with a terrible terrible fink of a pooch

― ENBB, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 18:17 (fifteen years ago)

I am glad to hear that Harry is still doing well and still possbily chasing after crabbits.

― The New Dirty Vicar, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 09:33 (fifteen years ago)

fibbing about chasing crabbits while lounging around on pillows.

― estela, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 10:28 (fifteen years ago)

Aren't we all?

― Mark G, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 10:29 (fifteen years ago)

are you being gloomy.

― estela, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 13:01 (fifteen years ago)

is that a question.

― Mark G, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 13:02 (fifteen years ago)

either cheerful and lazy or resigned and gloomy, i can't quite tell.

― estela, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 13:34 (fifteen years ago)

I'm just looking forward to tonight.

― Mark G, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 13:39 (fifteen years ago)

:) not gloomy.

― estela, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 14:48 (fifteen years ago)

no.

― Mark G, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 14:48 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

dear estela, in my dream i could not quite manage to get a picture of the snowy owl that looked just like harry.

love and miss you both.

― lxy, Thursday, 28 April 2011 23:35 (fifteen years ago)

<3 trust you to have a dream about a snowy owl that looked disgraceful.

― estela, Thursday, 28 April 2011 23:53 (fifteen years ago)

it is true, that owl was a first-class troublemaker. you would have loved it.

― lxy, Friday, 29 April 2011 20:03 (fifteen years ago)

:-)

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 30 April 2011 23:36 (fifteen years ago)

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