How do you know you're in a hip bathroom?

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Ice in the sink!

― Aaron A., Thursday, 3 April 2003 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Soviet-era toiletpaper!
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― oops (Oops), Thursday, 3 April 2003 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Massive amounts of cocaine, anywhere but the toilet.

― hstencil, Thursday, 3 April 2003 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Massive amounts of cocaine, anywhere but the toilet!

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 3 April 2003 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Sign on the door requesting you not to use this restroom to "fix"!

― Aaron A., Thursday, 3 April 2003 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

So being hip means doing drugs and not wiping yourself?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 3 April 2003 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Yep, nothing hipper than a druggie who smells like poo.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 3 April 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

...ask Charlie Parker

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 3 April 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

A green velvet couch, a standing lamp, a newspaper rack, and massive amounts of cocaine in a nineteenth century apothecary jar labeled "Cocaine"!

― Abednego, Friday, 4 April 2003 00:52 (twenty-two years ago)

ding ding

― Aaron A., Friday, 4 April 2003 00:53 (twenty-two years ago)

a set of scales with a metal dolphin on.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 4 April 2003 00:54 (twenty-two years ago)

ceramic frogs!

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 4 April 2003 00:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I had no idea anyone except my grandma had the ceramic frogs.

Last time I was at her house I found a tiny kids bikini in a drawer under the sink. "Who's is this?" I asked. "Oh that's your sister's!" she replies... My sister is 25. Grandma's house=weird. Bathroom=very hip tho.

― Aaron A., Friday, 4 April 2003 01:00 (twenty-two years ago)

ceramic frogs and that 3-d 'we aim to please. you aim too, please.' - disturbingly common

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 4 April 2003 01:03 (twenty-two years ago)

the towel guy is humming interpol?!

― kephm, Friday, 4 April 2003 04:06 (twenty-two years ago)

How do you know you're in a "hip replacement" bathroom?

You're in line behind Liza Minnelli, Liz Taylor, your Grandmother, and probably Charlton Heston!

― Skottie, Friday, 4 April 2003 04:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Ceramic frogs... that reminds me... My parent's loo has this strange statue of a little boy, kind of a little boy blue farmer kid stylised thing, but hes looking up with an o-mouth suprised expression, and he's on the floor angled in such a way that it looks like he's watching you do the business.

I hate using that toilet. What is wrong with my mother!?

That not a hip bathroom, obv.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 4 April 2003 04:41 (twenty-two years ago)

i stayed in an upscale hotel in seattle once which was fairly minimalist but had a phone located in the bathroom positioned to be used while sitting on the toilet. that struck me as decadent.

― mu, Friday, 4 April 2003 04:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I took my sister to the Hilton once and she phoned all her friends from the toilet in her room, just coz she could...!

― smee (smee), Friday, 4 April 2003 07:05 (twenty-two years ago)

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