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"fanny-pack" *giggle*

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 3 April 2003 20:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

"titmouse"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 3 April 2003 20:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

"titter"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 3 April 2003 20:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

"babcock"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 3 April 2003 20:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

"titicaca"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 3 April 2003 20:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

"balls"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 3 April 2003 20:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

"jackass"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 3 April 2003 20:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

"cocksure"

― Aaron A., Thursday, 3 April 2003 20:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

"niggardly"

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Thursday, 3 April 2003 20:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

"ballcock"

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 3 April 2003 20:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

"rimshot"

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 3 April 2003 20:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

"gay"

― hstencil, Thursday, 3 April 2003 20:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

"blowjob"

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 3 April 2003 20:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Dick Butkus"

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 3 April 2003 20:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

"grampa had a stroke"

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 3 April 2003 21:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

"crack"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 3 April 2003 21:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

"this submarine can accomodate loads of seamen"

― Aaron A., Thursday, 3 April 2003 21:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

"He's just gone and splashed out on the new White Stripes cd."

― Gatinha (rwillmsen), Thursday, 3 April 2003 21:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

"areas"

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 3 April 2003 21:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

As in "I have urges in my AREAS."

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 3 April 2003 21:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

Uruguay, as in when Homer Simpson looks at a globe and says 'Look! U - R GAY!!'

― Gatinha (rwillmsen), Thursday, 3 April 2003 21:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

Bryan, you misspelt "arse".

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 3 April 2003 21:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

pitch a tent

― Carey (Carey), Thursday, 3 April 2003 21:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

camp

― di smith (lucylurex), Thursday, 3 April 2003 21:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

"cocksure"

"pussycat"

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Thursday, 3 April 2003 21:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

"erected"

― Aaron A., Thursday, 3 April 2003 21:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

"pussywillow"

my then stepson came to me one afternoon and said "I can say pussy........CAT, because that's not a bad word"

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 3 April 2003 21:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

Intercourse. Ejaculation. Discharge.

...No, really, this just isn't all that funny.

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Thursday, 3 April 2003 21:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

squatter

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 3 April 2003 21:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

buttocks

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 3 April 2003 22:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

vas deferens

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 3 April 2003 22:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

vas! *giggle*

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 3 April 2003 22:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

that defines my greek class:

"the slave says, 'don't be so harsh, master!"
"come here, boy!"
"minos compelled the Athenians to send seven youths and seven maidens to Crete for the minotaur to eat"
"hippyass" (apparently the name of an ancient athenian ruler)

― Maria (Maria), Thursday, 3 April 2003 23:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

...somehow it's funnier in greek...

― Maria (Maria), Thursday, 3 April 2003 23:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.m-w.com/

Will pronounce any of these for you. Its hours of fun!

― David Beckhouse (David Beckhouse), Thursday, 3 April 2003 23:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

i amused myself by getting merriam-webster to say 'big fat cock'

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 4 April 2003 00:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

Dildo trees!

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo (cindigo), Friday, 4 April 2003 00:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

Scrotum!

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Friday, 4 April 2003 00:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

Uranus.

― Abednego, Friday, 4 April 2003 00:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

Actual exchange at my old restaurant job:

Me: Haha this can says "Chopped Baker's Nuts."
Line Cook: *blank stare*
Me: Don't you think that's funny?
Line Cook: What?
Me: "Chopped Baker's Nuts."
Line Cook: Huh. *goes back to work*

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 4 April 2003 00:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

Schlong (just started an ILM thread about them, which was probably a dumm idea seeing as they have a funny name and I'm probably their only ILX fan).

― Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 4 April 2003 15:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Clissold Street"

*blush*

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 4 April 2003 15:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

My girlfriend's grandfather is actually named "Isaac Dick".

*snicker*

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 4 April 2003 15:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

Pony *hehehe* (I might have to explain)

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 4 April 2003 15:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

Puppies

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Friday, 4 April 2003 15:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

"sorties"

* snicker *

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 4 April 2003 16:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

"hand job"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 4 April 2003 16:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

Effluvium

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Friday, 4 April 2003 16:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

Tater tots.

― Chris P (Chris P), Friday, 4 April 2003 16:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

"roccoco"
"berries"
"teabag"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 4 April 2003 16:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

Philtrum

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Friday, 4 April 2003 17:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

Dragonmir, did you put the flesh pate into the celery soup?

― miriam (serrano), Friday, 4 April 2003 17:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

Thai cuisine owns this thread.

TOM YUM GAI
MOO PRIK SOD
GAI PAD PRIK KHING

― OleM (OleM), Friday, 4 April 2003 20:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.walgreens.com/dbimagecache/28218.gif

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Saturday, 5 April 2003 14:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

I got in trouble in 12th grade (12th!) for cracking up over the word "Uranus" so much. I still do.

from encyclopedia.com:

Viewed through a telescope, Uranus appears as a greenish disk, slightly elliptical because of its rapid rotation.

Because the calculated orbit of Uranus did not compare accurately with the observed orbit, astronomers concluded that a disturbing influence was present.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 5 April 2003 16:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

Did you know that the discoverer had been tempted to call it 'George'? What a great name for a planet! Also, it used to be pronounced like urine-us, and people started pronouncing it your-anus instead because schoolboys were giggling at the 'urine' bit! We'll get oo-ran-us soon, I expect.

(Haha, the only other comparably doomed enterprise I can recall was when Chris O'Donnell was worried about the jokes about Robin being gay when he was going to play him in a Batman movie. He started dressing in leather and riding a motorbike to avoid anyone imagining that he might be gay! That heroic degree of stupidity is almost endearing, I think.)

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 5 April 2003 16:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

and yet he still wore the batnipples too!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 5 April 2003 16:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sperm whale
Titivate
Breaststroke
Intercourse, PA

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 5 April 2003 21:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

'Georgian' actually.

― Leee (Leee), Saturday, 5 April 2003 21:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

It was also called 'Herchel' (after the discoverer) for a while until everyone decided that all of the planets should be named after Greek/Roman gods. They continued on with this even after the asteroids were discovered until they ran through every name mentioned in Greek and Roman mytholigy. Then, they went through Norse/Germanic mytholigy and every other mytholigy in the world, but after that, they still had more asteroids to name, so they started to use modern first names. Finally, they gave up and started to number them instead.

Whew. Ever start a paragraph and realize that you are starting to ramble on and on and are boring everyone around you but can't stop because you haven't finished with the long-winded ancidote that you are typing? That's happened during both of the paragraphs in this post.

― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (cindigo), Sunday, 6 April 2003 01:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

bosom

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 6 April 2003 01:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

*titter*

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Sunday, 6 April 2003 01:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

Let's all masticate.

― Leee (Leee), Sunday, 6 April 2003 02:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

That I do, at least three times a day.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Sunday, 6 April 2003 02:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mmmmmm... I'm masticating right now.

― Dan I., Sunday, 6 April 2003 02:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

Can I watch?

― Leee (Leee), Sunday, 6 April 2003 03:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ew! You're making slurping noises as you're masticating that pie!

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Sunday, 6 April 2003 03:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

Pork

― Bryan (Bryan), Sunday, 6 April 2003 04:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've been masticating quite a bit lately, actually. Certain times of the month I just get these cravings, and indulge myself much more than normal.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Sunday, 6 April 2003 04:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

HOTT

― Leee (Leee), Sunday, 6 April 2003 04:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

The NATIONAL PORK BOARD?
-- donut bitch (do...), April 5th, 2003. (later) (donut)

― Chris P (Chris P), Sunday, 6 April 2003 05:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

"thespian."

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 6 April 2003 05:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

"whistling Dixie"
"water sports"
"Scatman Crothers"
"Peniston" (a New Orleans street)

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 6 April 2003 06:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.walgreens.com/dbimagecache/28218.gif

haha i bought a bag of these yesterday!

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 6 April 2003 13:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

cock-a-whoop

don't know what it means. read in a novel about gondola-boys. it pops up regularly. cock-a-whoop!

― Erik, Sunday, 6 April 2003 13:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

At primary school, we all used to laugh uproariously every time the word 'it' was used. Delirious times.

― N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 6 April 2003 14:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

four years pass...

niggles

― iiiijjjj, Friday, 18 May 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Lake Titticaca...hurhur.

One for English and one for Spanish in that one!

― Abbott, Friday, 18 May 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

In Pokemon, some of them have a move called 'water sport' and I feel like a pervert every time I see that.

― Abbott, Friday, 18 May 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Earth's Lake Titicaca only has two T's. The one on the Total Recall planet has three.

― iiiijjjj, Friday, 18 May 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I averaged them out.

GOD I LOVE TOTAL RECALL.

― Abbott, Friday, 18 May 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

krumping

― remy bean, Friday, 18 May 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Clitheroe

― HI DERE, Friday, 18 May 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

niggles

― jessie monster, Friday, 18 May 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

There was an eipsode of Clueless wherein Chere made MUFF PURSES. Srsly guys, 'muff purse.'

― Abbott, Friday, 18 May 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

four years pass...

Onancock, Virginia

― he's the deej, i'm the hipster (kkvgz), Monday, 29 August 2011 15:42 (thirteen years ago) link

And none of the first 10 google search results are people giggling at "Onancock", or even "On-a-cock".

Found a news story about unearthed human remains in the town with the header "Onancock Boneyard".

― he's the deej, i'm the hipster (kkvgz), Monday, 29 August 2011 15:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Dingo

― Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 29 August 2011 16:50 (thirteen years ago) link

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