Sarah Silverman: Funny or not? Hot or not?

Wait, isn't Jimmy Kimmel married with children?

I like to call this picture "Ally & Jimmy Fallon On A Date (With Visual Presentations)". YOU ARE ALL JEALOUS HATAS.

I watched some of the JK show last nite and J's interaction with his band leader was some of the most painfully awful and awkward and amateur television in all of history.

He can go to his house, walk in his bathroom, then go to the bathroom.

When he's done he can look in the toilet.

Then, he can eat the shit.

how much was her becoming head writer (and the concurrent three very prominent female cast members) fallout from the garofalo imbroglio o' 94-95?

All three (Fey, Shannon, Rudolph) are insanely overrated and woefully undertalented.

Silverman, meanwhile, is a totally different breed of cat.

oh no! FITE! oh NO!

I am Sarah Silverman and I am reading this thread

well-met milady

get lost, beta, I'm going with StillAdvance

friendzoned again :-(

well-met milady

― O, Barack: flaws (wins), Friday, July 8, 2016 2:30 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think you mean 'well, actually-met'.

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r104/Krantzstone/studman69_zps78e714dd.jpg

when did this site become reddit

hey mate, that never happened just keep calm and ilx on

literally subreddit

she's a shitty actuary. nearly tanked my fortune 500 company single handedly.

― Treeship

so sick of people confusing sarah silverman and andrea leadsom

literally subreddit

― skateboard of education (rip van wanko)

downvoted

i'm not sure if it's more flattering to consider stilladvance a troll or to think that he's actually that much of an idiot

thread makes me think a 'DJP' feature would be more useful than the 'FP' feature. hitting the DJP button would replace a posters posts with random selections from a pool of DJP posts.

guy: *garbage*
me: DJP'd ya, guy, sorry!
guy: *something pleasant about sex sounding like mac'n'cheese or the like*

i'm not sure if it's more flattering to consider stilladvance a troll or to think that he's actually that much of an idiot

― wizzz! (amateurist)

everybody is an idiot sometimes. now, the fact that he still doesn't realize he was being an idiot is slightly more disturbing, but far from rare.

jesus. i only bothered to comment on her apparent hotness as that was in the thread title. i dont actually want her to die, or suffer, i just dont care for her. i didnt realise that people were so precious about what i see as simply a kind of gallows humour. im sure she wouldnt mind, yknow, cos shes just so cool and EDGY and everything. you are acting like im DMing her on twitter with vicious messages explaining in nasty detail how im going to dismember her or something. regardless, i am sure she will be fine, and you white knights will all get to enjoy her fabulously clever and cutting jokes for many years to come.

― StillAdvance, Friday, 8 July 2016 09:45 (11 hours ago) Permalink

gallows humor is when you're the one dying, moron

like when Jesus said "Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani" on the cross, which translates roughly to "hey, hey, I'd fuck me"

lol

no genius

no, genius

hawt

or not

i approved of her performance tonight but i think it would have been more effective without franken

Entertainers should stay out of politics. It soils both pursuits

Why doesn't this lady ever get any older?

bc she is only like 40 or something

she moisturizes

Stays out of the sun.

Once you see the before you'll be amazed at the transformation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0MHQk802I8

Also, she's at least 45. And she's got a great make-up crew, whoever they are.

You think she has an entire team of make-up artists that, when she's driving from her house to UCB to do ten minutes unannounced in front of 60 seats, meet her backstage and spend an hour elaborately making her up?

hey focusing on a famous woman's looks and age and casting aspersions on how she can manage to look young when she's in her 40s is really great

no genius

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, July 26, 2016 5:13 AM (18 hours ago)

yeah she's no dennis perrin, right?

hey focusing on a famous woman's looks and age and casting aspersions on how she can manage to look young when she's in her 40s is really great

― ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, July 26, 2016 6:28 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^^^^^

it's like if you keep doing that women might get the mistaken impression that you're judging them somewhat based on their appearance, which is obviously ludicrous

Fair. Apologies for thoughtlessly contributing.

Sarah needs a new thread whose title doesn't encourage us to constantly debate her hotness.

yup

Amen

perhaps: "Sarah Silverman, Genius or No?"

Call it "Conversations about AND conversations about conversations about Sarah Silverman"

xpost No aspersions here! I thought she looked great for whatever age, but especially for 45. When I was watching I did note her makeup, but mostly because especially in the HD TV world when everyone, man and woman alike, is absolutely pancaked with makeup, she wore it particularly well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh7ZL3twAcs

Can't remember if this has been on the forum but it's a funny/horrible story

You think she has an entire team of make-up artists that, when she's driving from her house to UCB to do ten minutes unannounced in front of 60 seats, meet her backstage and spend an hour elaborately making her up?

― Shakey δσς (sic), Tuesday, July 26, 2016 4:19 PM (Yesterday)

oh my god you have just described my personal fantasy...especially if ucb has ac and not swamp cooler

I don't know what swamp cooler is and can't speak to backstage, but the theatre itself is a sweatbox

Guys Sarah Silverman - C/D, S/D etc.

Swamp Cooler is like Ecto Cooler for people whose childhood memories are all wrapped up in Gator Bait 2: Cajun Justice.

I don't know what Gator Bait 2: Cajun Justice is and I only know that Ecto Cooler was some American Ghostbusters tie-in or cash-in consumer product from dumb clickbait headlines I haven't clicked on in recent months, not what it is

sic, disregard these lying liars. a swamp cooler is a cheaper, low-tech type of air conditioner that uses evaporative cooling. it has a fan that blows warm air across a wet surface. the evaporation of the water cools the air. it works pretty well in low humidity places, such as the CA desert, but works very badly in high humidity places, such as almost anywhere east of the Mississippi.

<3

https://hornetapp.com/stories/sarah-silverman-twitter-troll/

Dawwwww