Jimmy Fallon: Why Won't He Go Out With Me?

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What do you have to say for yourself, Mr. Fallon?!

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 4 April 2003 01:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

No offense, Ally, but he prolly doesn't know who you are.

― hstencil, Friday, 4 April 2003 01:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

I mean, cuz if he did, whoo boy...

― hstencil, Friday, 4 April 2003 01:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

he looks gay. maybe that's why.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Friday, 4 April 2003 01:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

you're:

a. too crazy
b. not crazy enough

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 4 April 2003 01:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh, he knows who I am. He just likes to pretend he doesn't, cos he was like "high" or something when he "met" me. But I know he saw me.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 4 April 2003 01:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well then he must be gay.

― hstencil, Friday, 4 April 2003 01:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

WHY ARE THEY ALL GAY? WHY, GOD, WHY?

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 4 April 2003 01:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think his obvious myopia is a more likely explanation.

― rainy (rainy), Friday, 4 April 2003 01:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

have you seen Ally?

― hstencil, Friday, 4 April 2003 01:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

"gay"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 4 April 2003 01:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

I should've titled this thread "Say something about this picture of a bachelor, the remix".

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 4 April 2003 01:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

The pink frame around him ain't helping.

― bnw (bnw), Friday, 4 April 2003 01:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.online-shrine.com/farrell/images/colin_farrell.jpg

i want YOU fallon!

― Aaron A., Friday, 4 April 2003 02:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

the stubble looks photoshopped on

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 4 April 2003 02:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

STOP STOP IT'S TOO MUCH SEXY!

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 4 April 2003 02:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

ok then how about B P Fallon

http://www.bpfallon.com/images/home_page/home_2003/shane_ddb_1.jpg

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 4 April 2003 02:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hrm. Can someone please post a pic of Heath Ledger so I can stop thinking about those two blokes?

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 4 April 2003 02:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.moviemugs.com/mghl02.JPG

― rainy (rainy), Friday, 4 April 2003 02:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

mm heathy coffee

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 4 April 2003 02:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yes, that would wake me up in the morning.

*sigh* If Jimmy reads this thread he'll never go out with me.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 4 April 2003 02:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

no, Ally I think there's a rule whereby celebrities can only date other celebrities.

― hstencil, Friday, 4 April 2003 02:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

What about Noah Wylie?

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 4 April 2003 02:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ally, get your face on a mug!

― rainy (rainy), Friday, 4 April 2003 02:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

Then he will realise your celebrity quality and more than likely go out with you!

― rainy (rainy), Friday, 4 April 2003 02:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

no, Ally I think there's a rule whereby celebrities can only date other celebrities.

Jennifer Garner, star of the hit TV spy drama Alias, and her husband of more than two years, actor Scott Foley, have split, a spokeswoman has said.

"Scott Foley and Jennifer Garner have mutually decided to separate," publicist Nicole King said in a one-line statement on behalf of the couple.

Garner and Foley, both 30, met on the set of the college drama Felicity , in which he co-starred and she made a brief appearance, and married in October of 2000.

Since then Garner catapulted to Hollywood stardom as sexy secret agent Sydney Bristow on ABC's Alias and opposite Ben Affleck in the superhero hit movie Daredevil .

Kansas-born Foley now stars in the NBC comedy series A.U.S.A. and in the upcoming thriller Cursed .

― Aaron A., Friday, 4 April 2003 02:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

Thanks, Aaron, but I don't think I'm tall enough for her.

― hstencil, Friday, 4 April 2003 02:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

Does Scott Foley have his face on a mug?

― rainy (rainy), Friday, 4 April 2003 02:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

There are exceptions to that celebrity dating rule - sometimes they date publicists, make-up artists, or entertainment lawyers.

― o. nate (onate), Friday, 4 April 2003 02:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

I was just proving your point, hstencil. If the celebrity balance of power sways too much, well then the center cannot hold!

― Aaron A,, Friday, 4 April 2003 02:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

My god, I didn't think of that mug thing. Crikey that's brilliant. I could surrepticiously leave it in the SNL studios, and he'd be like, "Who is this girl? I must have her in non-mug format!" and I'd be like, "Hello? Is it me you're looking for?"

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 4 April 2003 02:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Hello? Is it me you're looking for?"

Maybe you should sculpt his face, then.

― hstencil, Friday, 4 April 2003 02:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

Dude, that's be weird and stalkerish.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 4 April 2003 02:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

Worked for the chick in the Lionel Ritchie video, tho.

― hstencil, Friday, 4 April 2003 02:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

Better yet, leave the Mug Format Ally in the SNL studios filled with chicken soup or something!

― rainy (rainy), Friday, 4 April 2003 02:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

yeah, like the box of chocolates with the photo at the bottom

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 4 April 2003 02:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

but with more vitamins

― rainy (rainy), Friday, 4 April 2003 02:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

Vitamins are very romantic.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 4 April 2003 02:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

vitamins and OYSTERS

― Aaron A., Friday, 4 April 2003 02:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

Aw Ally, but looky at Shane McGowan.. he's wooking WONEWEE! :(

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 4 April 2003 02:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

Maybe if he looked more like Colin Ferrell and less like SHane McGowan he'd be better off.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 4 April 2003 02:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

I betcha Jimmy Fallon would go out with me!

― Sean (Sean), Friday, 4 April 2003 05:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

I knew with dead certainty whose thread this was when I read the title.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Friday, 4 April 2003 06:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

He looks like Mike Myers in the picture at top of thread. thas not very appealing

― H (Heruy), Friday, 4 April 2003 06:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

He's lame, Ally, you should just go out with me instead.

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 4 April 2003 09:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

get in line buddy

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 4 April 2003 09:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Zone/1657/harley3.gif

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 4 April 2003 09:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think it's because Fallon is an asshat who is in love with his own supposed adorable-ness, he's second only to Seacrest in the male vanity sweepstakes.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 4 April 2003 11:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

I am jealous of good-looking men.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 4 April 2003 11:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hurrah for this thread and Nicole's well-timed bile.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

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IT HAS TO DO WITH HOW TOBEY MAGUIRE APPARENTLY IS ON THE BRIT SPEARS WHITE TRASHIN' IT DIET. AND HOW IT MAKES JIMMY FALLON LOOK A LOT MORE APPEALING. E-HEAD OR NOT.

xpost omg that's roffles gold

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Thursday, 5 May 2005 20:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Wow, he looks so fuzzy.

― you're on the list! (dymaxia), Thursday, 5 May 2005 20:56 (nineteen years ago) link

GET ONE MILLER ULTRA LIGHT AND A MACH 3

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Thursday, 5 May 2005 20:57 (nineteen years ago) link

"I get to eat lots and lots!"

― Leon Federline (Ex Leon), Thursday, 5 May 2005 20:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Maguire lost all his attraction for me when he went from cute skinny Ice Storm indie to butch buff Spiderman major. I think this new noize dude look is an improvement.

As for Fallon, sorry to say, but he doesn't look cute at all lately.

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 5 May 2005 21:00 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.drug-rehab.com/images/heroin_pic.jpg

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 5 May 2005 21:01 (nineteen years ago) link

The website I yanked those photos off of is great, btw, nothing but photos of Tobey Marshmallow Man and Lindsay Lohan falling over drunk off her ass and Katie Holmes's herpes sores.

xpost are you implying noize dudes are puffy!

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Thursday, 5 May 2005 21:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Er, let's just say 'unshaven.'

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 5 May 2005 21:03 (nineteen years ago) link

The website I yanked those photos off of is great, btw, nothing but photos of Tobey Marshmallow Man and Lindsay Lohan falling over drunk off her ass and Katie Holmes's herpes sores.

!!!

Where is this?! I heart LL.

― giboyeux (skowly), Thursday, 5 May 2005 21:04 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.defamer.com

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Thursday, 5 May 2005 21:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Ah, the L.A. Gawker. A fine site!

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 5 May 2005 21:08 (nineteen years ago) link

though fair warning, if you heart LL this might not be the website for you since they've got much worse (and funnier) gossip about her besides just the implants that everyone's known about for like a year! She's apparently totally nuts! I have respect for her now!

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Thursday, 5 May 2005 21:08 (nineteen years ago) link

She's apparently totally nuts!

Exactly!

I like Defamer. More of a Wonkette man, myself.

― giboyeux (skowly), Thursday, 5 May 2005 21:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Maybe all of these disappointing substance addled 25-and-under celebs can go start a country together, kind of like Survivor but more permanent, just to see what happens.

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Thursday, 5 May 2005 21:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Totally. Let's just go rent out Nicaragua or something. Here it's pretty cheap down there.

― giboyeux (skowly), Thursday, 5 May 2005 21:13 (nineteen years ago) link

I just realized that Tobey Maguire is 30. 30! Pull yourself together!

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Thursday, 5 May 2005 21:14 (nineteen years ago) link

....wait. He is? That isn't true.

― giboyeux (skowly), Thursday, 5 May 2005 21:18 (nineteen years ago) link

born in June '75! He's almost 30! 30!

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Thursday, 5 May 2005 21:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Jeezum crow, lady!

...has anyone told him yet?

― giboyeux (skowly), Thursday, 5 May 2005 21:21 (nineteen years ago) link

4 Mary:

http://men.adjacent.ca/images/tobey%20maguire/03.jpg

LET US REMEMBER HIM AS HE WAS, AND NOT AS THIS AMORPHOUS MASS OF FUR NOW CALLING ITSELF "TOBEY MAGUIRE"

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Thursday, 5 May 2005 21:24 (nineteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

It's about time for this again.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:33 (eighteen years ago) link

I wonder if he wanders around waiting for people to recognize him now.

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:51 (eighteen years ago) link

I think so. I mean I've totally moved on. I'm more into men with bizarrely disproportionately large facial features now.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:53 (eighteen years ago) link

"facial"

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Thank God that career is nearly done.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Jimmy I don't like where you're going with that accusation.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:58 (eighteen years ago) link

"Something to Start"

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:58 (eighteen years ago) link

hahaha wtf

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:58 (eighteen years ago) link

j'accuse no one.

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 16:59 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm afraid he's going to be around for years, showing up on a late night talk show every 5 years to promote, in sequence: a romantic comedy, a family comedy, a sitcom, and an autobiography about his rehab.

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 17:00 (eighteen years ago) link

(a scene in his Woody Allen movie was filmed there, as becomes apparent if you click around)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 17:01 (eighteen years ago) link

He'll end up playing the gay dad on some Nick kid's show. Horatio Sanz will play his husband.

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 17:02 (eighteen years ago) link

showing up on a late night talk show every 5 years

i.e., I'll never see him. Groovy!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 17:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Or maybe he will become a bagel boy. There's something fun about pondering his pathetic future.

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 17:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Did Fatty Maguire ever clean up his act? I'm more interested in that information, than in Jimmy Fallon, who really is an unconscionable ass who deserves to maybe sell hot dogs on the street.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 17:05 (eighteen years ago) link

I wish the "SNL Curse" could be REAL so it could claim him in some unspeakably gruesome way.

Perhaps a hatchet severing his spinal cord.

Wielded by a Colin Quinn.

Who picked up Fallon for a $20 trick and then killed him in a fit of homophobic shame and rage.

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 17:08 (eighteen years ago) link

The last picture I saw of him he was still the fatness, but I would think he'd have to lose the weight for the spiderman movie.

x-post

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 17:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Hmmm. I guess I will just forget about Maguire too then. I can't really deal with that level of letting yourself go, that's just too much.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 17:11 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...

douche is gonna be in the movie version of "I Dream Of Jeannie" as Maj. Nelson. guy is not funny, and i don't see the cute factor either

― gershy, Sunday, 10 June 2007 05:20 (seventeen years ago) link

he might work extremely well as an air force officer, in that case

― TOMBOT, Sunday, 10 June 2007 05:51 (seventeen years ago) link

i saw him open for the strokes in uhhh...2002? i think?
anyway, he sucked and was unfunny.

― funny farm, Sunday, 10 June 2007 07:08 (seventeen years ago) link

i should make it more clear that i'm talking about jimmy fallon. not fatty spiderman or the dude on the mug.

― funny farm, Sunday, 10 June 2007 07:09 (seventeen years ago) link

apparently there's a chance that Fallon will get to host Late Night after Conan gets the Tonight Show in '09. jesus, I think I'd actually rather Carson Daly get the job.

― Alex in Baltimore, Sunday, 10 June 2007 14:06 (seventeen years ago) link

oh the innocent times when LL being insane was 'gossip'

― I DIED, Sunday, 10 June 2007 14:24 (seventeen years ago) link

rip 2005 ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 10 June 2007 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link

six months pass...

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/12/31/people.fallon.ap/index.html

I do, I guess

― gabbneb, Monday, 31 December 2007 19:35 (sixteen years ago) link

cougar?

― gershy, Monday, 31 December 2007 19:42 (sixteen years ago) link

total cougar.

― sunny successor, Monday, 31 December 2007 20:44 (sixteen years ago) link

seven year difference wouldn't be noticed if he was the older one

― Dimension 5ive, Monday, 31 December 2007 20:47 (sixteen years ago) link

wait, he married his mom?

― chicago kevin, Monday, 31 December 2007 20:49 (sixteen years ago) link

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