― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:09 (twenty-two years ago)
― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:11 (twenty-two years ago)
― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:12 (twenty-two years ago)
http://www.ansi.okstate.edu/breeds/swine/POTBELLY/potpig1.jpg
― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:13 (twenty-two years ago)
― Pete (Pete), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:15 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:17 (twenty-two years ago)
― kate, Friday, 4 April 2003 12:18 (twenty-two years ago)
― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:18 (twenty-two years ago)
I think the management should be called "Moderators." And sometimes us non-Moderators will bitch and moan about them and other non-Ms will be all appreciative of them.
― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:19 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:19 (twenty-two years ago)
― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:21 (twenty-two years ago)
― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:21 (twenty-two years ago)
― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:22 (twenty-two years ago)
― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:23 (twenty-two years ago)
Boss: "Uh, Jody, phone's ringing."Me: "Whaddya want me to do about it?"Boss: "You could answer it fer starters."Me: "Fine, fine. Christ." *quickly picks up phone, puts it down again, goes back to posting on ILX doing TRULY IMPORTANT WORK*
― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:23 (twenty-two years ago)
― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:24 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:24 (twenty-two years ago)
― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:24 (twenty-two years ago)
Graham. "You're fired for ONE HOUR!"
― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:27 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:28 (twenty-two years ago)
― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:29 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:29 (twenty-two years ago)
You can't spell "acumen" without "cum"!
― Beavis (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:30 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:31 (twenty-two years ago)
― RickyT (RickyT), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:32 (twenty-two years ago)
― kate, Friday, 4 April 2003 12:33 (twenty-two years ago)
― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:34 (twenty-two years ago)
― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:35 (twenty-two years ago)
Stationary bills are too high! You must all share staplers! I will SIT upon the Staples catalogue so none of you can order anything!
― kate, Friday, 4 April 2003 12:37 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:38 (twenty-two years ago)
― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:39 (twenty-two years ago)
― kate, Friday, 4 April 2003 12:40 (twenty-two years ago)
― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:42 (twenty-two years ago)
― RickyT (RickyT), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:43 (twenty-two years ago)
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:44 (twenty-two years ago)
― kate, Friday, 4 April 2003 12:44 (twenty-two years ago)
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:46 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:47 (twenty-two years ago)
― kate, Friday, 4 April 2003 12:47 (twenty-two years ago)
― Archel (Archel), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:50 (twenty-two years ago)
Unless YOU are the evil person stealing everyone else's staplers and holepunches!!! Open up that secret draw in your desk, I bet there's, like, ten staplers and seven sets of highliters in there!
― kate, Friday, 4 April 2003 12:52 (twenty-two years ago)
Someone schedule some golf lessons for me on Wednesday afternoons.
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:52 (twenty-two years ago)
― kate, Friday, 4 April 2003 12:53 (twenty-two years ago)
Woah.... *giggle*
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:54 (twenty-two years ago)
Kate - there are some nice policemen from the Offcie of Serious Fraud here to see you.,
If anyone needs me I'll be in my office frowning at the computer.
― Pete (Pete), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:55 (twenty-two years ago)
― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:56 (twenty-two years ago)
― kate, Friday, 4 April 2003 12:56 (twenty-two years ago)
― Archel (Archel), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:57 (twenty-two years ago)
*sniff* So, if it's different colors, is it still "white-out"? Like, can there be yellow white-out, or is it yellow-out? *sniff*
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:58 (twenty-two years ago)
― kate, Monday, 7 April 2003 10:58 (twenty-two years ago)
Press release:
Conpignia! Vietnamese Pot-Bellied Pigs Just Like Gramma Used To Breed!
Introducing the Conpignia pigs! Just like a pig crossed with your own best friend!
Here's Willard the pig (see attatched photos). Hes a pig with personality and a pot. He just loves rummaging through leaves and playing with all the staff here at Conpignia! But Willard is only one of our lovely playful pigs carefully sourced from the finest pig breeders. Here at Conpignia we have a huge, huge range of perky pig pals just for you. Conpignia pigs are pigs and playmates!
For more info email press@conpignia.com
(you can phone me for the recommended retail price, but I won't get back to you until your deadline's gone. I will whoop your ass if you forget to put the stockist number in)
Right i'm off to take a load of men's mag staff oout to lunch to flirt, sorry, discuss coverage of pigs.
― Anna (Anna), Monday, 7 April 2003 12:17 (twenty-two years ago)
― robster (robster), Monday, 7 April 2003 12:21 (twenty-two years ago)
― C J (C J), Monday, 7 April 2003 12:24 (twenty-two years ago)
― C J (C J), Monday, 7 April 2003 12:25 (twenty-two years ago)
― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 7 April 2003 12:25 (twenty-two years ago)
― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Monday, 7 April 2003 12:25 (twenty-two years ago)
― C J (C J), Monday, 7 April 2003 12:30 (twenty-two years ago)
― SittingPretty (sittingpretty), Monday, 7 April 2003 12:51 (twenty-two years ago)
― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 7 April 2003 12:54 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 7 April 2003 13:03 (twenty-two years ago)
― robster (robster), Monday, 7 April 2003 13:04 (twenty-two years ago)
― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Monday, 7 April 2003 13:52 (twenty-two years ago)
― C J (C J), Monday, 7 April 2003 13:58 (twenty-two years ago)
― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 7 April 2003 14:00 (twenty-two years ago)
I don't know why you are all tittering like that. I think "Pigs'R'Us" is a great name.
*pouts*
― C J (C J), Monday, 7 April 2003 14:01 (twenty-two years ago)
― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 7 April 2003 14:02 (twenty-two years ago)
― C J (C J), Monday, 7 April 2003 14:03 (twenty-two years ago)
― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 7 April 2003 14:05 (twenty-two years ago)
― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 7 April 2003 14:11 (twenty-two years ago)
― E. Edward Grey (nickalicious), Monday, 7 April 2003 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)
― James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 7 April 2003 14:28 (twenty-two years ago)
I dunno, I don't think this one will go over so well with the focus groups. What about Porcia?
― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 7 April 2003 14:34 (twenty-two years ago)
Slept in again.
― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 7 April 2003 14:40 (twenty-two years ago)
― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 7 April 2003 14:44 (twenty-two years ago)
― Liz :x (Liz :x), Monday, 7 April 2003 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)
Porcineco. Pork-co. Cochonco. Cerdoco. Le Twee Cochon.
― JuliaA (j_bdules), Monday, 7 April 2003 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)
― Sarah MCLUsky (coco), Monday, 7 April 2003 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)
― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 7 April 2003 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)
[drums fingers nervously on chair edge, waits patiently]
― Mark C (Mark C), Monday, 7 April 2003 15:29 (twenty-two years ago)
― Sarah MCLUsky (coco), Monday, 7 April 2003 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)
― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 7 April 2003 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)
― weatheringdaleson (weatheringdaleson), Monday, 7 April 2003 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)
― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 7 April 2003 19:09 (twenty-two years ago)
Anyways, we're not Conpignia; we do business as This Little Piggy. Unless the focus group also rejected that name?
― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 7 April 2003 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)
― C J (C J), Monday, 7 April 2003 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Monday, 7 April 2003 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)
― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 7 April 2003 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)
― C J (C J), Monday, 7 April 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)
[practises self-motivational speech, tucks in shirt yet again, perspires]
― Mark C (Mark C), Monday, 7 April 2003 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)
― Mark C (Mark C), Monday, 7 April 2003 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)
― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 7 April 2003 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)
― Millar (Millar), Monday, 7 April 2003 22:37 (twenty-two years ago)
― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 7 April 2003 23:33 (twenty-two years ago)
Also, you know this company's standards and practices -- it's "bleeding heart animal rights cockfarmers."
― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 00:39 (twenty-two years ago)
― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 00:52 (twenty-two years ago)
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 18:21 (twenty-two years ago)
Can I have a raise?
― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 05:33 (twenty-two years ago)
― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 05:44 (twenty-two years ago)