Jimmy Walker's on Letterman!

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GUARANTEED LAUGHTER!

― James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 5 April 2003 03:28 (twenty-three years ago)

He's making jokes about the French! TAKING NO PRISONERS!

― James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 5 April 2003 03:28 (twenty-three years ago)

And now he's moved on to the Canadians! KNEEL BEFORE ZOD FUCKERS!

― James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 5 April 2003 03:29 (twenty-three years ago)

What are zodfuckers and can we eat them?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 5 April 2003 03:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Dave just asked him if he's ever been mistaken for Hilary Swank! DYNO-MITE!

― James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 5 April 2003 03:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Zod, Zod Fuckers -

― James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 5 April 2003 03:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Now Jimmy's making fun of Ozzy - "this man is a walking anti-drug ad" - WHERE DOES HE COME UP WITH THIS STUFF? DYNO-MITE!

― James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 5 April 2003 03:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Crap, It's a commercial. Did I miss it?

― A Nairn (moretap), Saturday, 5 April 2003 03:34 (twenty-three years ago)

now he's done; he's playing the Crabshack next week - be there or beware

― James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 5 April 2003 03:35 (twenty-three years ago)

can he say that?!

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 5 April 2003 03:38 (twenty-three years ago)

when you're living with Jimmy Walker you're livin' on the edge (you can't help yourself from faaaaaaallin')!

― James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 5 April 2003 03:40 (twenty-three years ago)

he's sayin the stuff we all forgot

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 5 April 2003 03:41 (twenty-three years ago)

him and Bill Hicks

― James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 5 April 2003 03:43 (twenty-three years ago)

wait, wait, was it a seance?

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 5 April 2003 03:44 (twenty-three years ago)

It would have to be! He was elected mayor of New York in--what?--1924?

― Ish Kabibble, Saturday, 5 April 2003 03:50 (twenty-three years ago)

you're thinking of David Dinkins

― James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 5 April 2003 03:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Jimmy Walker would you please be my mayor?

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Saturday, 5 April 2003 04:14 (twenty-three years ago)

what i wanna know is, when's Bookman gonna be on Letterman? or Rerun?

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 5 April 2003 04:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Jimmy Walker's on Letterman!

(scene: tad drinking a nice cup of tea, behind the monitor as he reads this thread and realizes) ...

"hey! i just MISSED JJ on Letterman!"

(picks up cup, throws it on the ground)

"damn damn damn DAMN!!"

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 5 April 2003 04:53 (twenty-three years ago)

it's always kinda quaint when Jimmy Walker's on Letterman cuz it's soooo clear Letterman's doing an old friend a favor. He doesn't even pretend the set-up's are spontaneous - "so Jimmy, whattya think about the internet?"

― James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 5 April 2003 04:55 (twenty-three years ago)

whatever happened to Bookman, anyway?

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 5 April 2003 04:56 (twenty-three years ago)

He's running for president.

― James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 5 April 2003 05:02 (twenty-three years ago)

hey, if Bookman/Sharpton could handle JJ Walker then he can handle Bush (never mind Kim Il Jung)!

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 5 April 2003 05:05 (twenty-three years ago)

please, Michael

could handle Bush.

― James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 5 April 2003 05:10 (twenty-three years ago)

anyone from the Cabrini projects could handle Bush. and iraq ain't shit compared to the projects!

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 5 April 2003 05:17 (twenty-three years ago)

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