funny things on products you just noticed after a quarter century of seeing them

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i like how under the great big FROSTED FLAKES it sez "of corn", so you know you're not eating dried tiger dander or something

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 5 April 2003 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

"Refill ONLY with Kikkoman brand soy sauce!"

― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 5 April 2003 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

oh NO!!

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 5 April 2003 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

on 'snuggle' brand fabric softener sheets: 'avoid overdosing'

― geeta (geeta), Sunday, 6 April 2003 08:59 (twenty-two years ago)

haha q-tips: ON NO ACCOUNT PUT THEM IN YR EARS EVAH! FULES! HAHA!

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 6 April 2003 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, you must only use them for er

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 6 April 2003 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)

"these are for flavour mean": not on packaging; on the menu of my favourite malaysian restaurant. i have just bought an 1125 of kikkoman to do exactly what their red-topped table top bottles instruct.

― Clare (not entirely unhappy), Monday, 7 April 2003 05:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Dove soap sez on it: "use like regular soap."

But I'd already eaten half the bar before I realised. Oops.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 7 April 2003 05:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Things you can clean with cotton swabs:

- the outside of your ear
- your teeth
- narrow bevels on furniture and electronic devices
- the space between the keys of a giant keyboard
- between your toes
- the ends of straws
- the inside of electric razors and clippers
- buttons
- model airplane parts
- legos

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 7 April 2003 07:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Everyone knows cotton swabs are for dipping in alcohol and cleaning cassette heads. And then setting on fire cause that's really cool (Fire! Fire!)

― nickn (nickn), Monday, 7 April 2003 07:21 (twenty-two years ago)

they're like little flaming batons... throw them at barbie and it's like exacting revenge on all those majorettes you hated in high school!*

*don't ask me how I know

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 7 April 2003 07:25 (twenty-two years ago)

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