'Satisfy your woman y0u pindick'

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this is the subject heading of an e-mail i just got - the first time i think i've been literally insulted by spam. i shall cherish this momento...

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 5 April 2003 22:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha ha that's great. But unacceptable.

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 5 April 2003 22:54 (twenty-two years ago)

ha! i'll look out for that one. I notice that an increasing amount of spam is coming down w/h4x0rsp33k subject headers eg y0ung \/1rg1ns s0d0m1s3d and shit like that, presumably to get past people's message filters. it's annoying.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 5 April 2003 22:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Because it gets through your filters or because it queers your pitch?

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 5 April 2003 23:01 (twenty-two years ago)

no, it's just annoying because there's a lot of it, and it's boring, and it's a waste of time deleting it all. it's after 2-o'clock in the morning N! Why are you still up & about? (me, b/c i have no life)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 5 April 2003 23:07 (twenty-two years ago)

hi guys!!!!! pin for a dick????

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 5 April 2003 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

It's Saturday night!

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 5 April 2003 23:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow, I was just thinking about starting this thread...my work email addy's been around and on a public website for over 7 years now and it gets a fairly remarkable amount of spam, and more and more of the enhancement spam is insulting like this. It makes me feel sad for men. Well, in a larger sense it makes me feel sad for humanity, but you know what I mean. I've gotten this exact spam, BTW.

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 5 April 2003 23:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Interesting spam headline: YOUNG SOLDIERS LIBERATING OPPRESSED PUSSY

― Mandee, Sunday, 6 April 2003 00:39 (twenty-two years ago)

BET THEY USED AN ELECTRONICALLY ALTERED PHOTO TO SHOW YOU

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 6 April 2003 00:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Today I got:

Big c0cks violating tiny chics wrudnrqhnrCkrwpdlo1frp19697

And

How to get a 42 inch plasma tv.

The second one turned me on more.

― toraneko (toraneko), Sunday, 6 April 2003 09:00 (twenty-two years ago)

watching the former on the latter, everyone's happy

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 6 April 2003 12:02 (twenty-two years ago)

i never get any nasty spamses anymore :( i mostly get ones in german. hey! maybe they ARE nasty and i just can't read them :) :)

― ron (ron), Sunday, 6 April 2003 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Today's delight was:

Highten S/e/x/u/a/l Satisfation, 1 0 0 %

DOES THE SIZE OF YOUR PENIS REALLY MATTER?

Yes… More than you can imagine.

But the Penis Enlargement Method you choose matters even more!

I'm past caring about it, quite honestly...

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Sunday, 6 April 2003 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

trying to think of ways they can effectively outlaw spamming but struggling - there's always a loophole to exploit. its just the total bandwidth wastage and the fact that surely no-one EVER EVER actually responds to spam that irks me so

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 6 April 2003 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I assumed that one moron in a million does and that makes it worthwhile.

― N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 6 April 2003 18:44 (twenty-two years ago)

2 just came down. subjeckt headers;

1/ Grow that pen1s you lil p1ndick!

2/ Grow a d|ck b1gger than Shaq's!

Charming.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 7 April 2003 00:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sold.

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 7 April 2003 00:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I imagine that nearly all spam is generated by a couple hundred college kids who think it's all hilariously funny when they hijack a Chinese sendmail server and use it to flood inboxen. If you actually did respond with anything other than vitriol (which induces guffaws and is cherished) they would be surprised and confused for a little while, then print out a copy and post it up on the dorm room door.

― Millar (Millar), Monday, 7 April 2003 01:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Two today!

'Penile growth made easier!'
'Viagra will get you up!'

Plus, two online non-prescription drugs offers... something with 'prank call' in the header... two for a strip-tease webcam... and an offer for mortgage loans.

This is the most mail I've received for ages! Someone loves me!

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Monday, 7 April 2003 13:25 (twenty-two years ago)

stevem, Are you Josh Hartnett?? Y*ncy and Alex say he has a small one.

― Sarah MCLusky (coco), Monday, 7 April 2003 13:54 (twenty-two years ago)

clearly the spammers think so

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 7 April 2003 14:09 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

Expand your education Base, cowboy 30 gonads

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 14 May 2004 08:07 (twenty-one years ago)

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