Celebrities who look like Gelflings

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For Nicole.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38806000/jpg/_38806871_victoria300.jpg

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 13:43 (twenty-two years ago)

http://64.95.118.51/images/opti/4d/ee/275671-resized200.JPG

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 13:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Mary Kate and Ashley! Don't really feel like posting pictures of them, tho'.

― Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 13:47 (twenty-two years ago)

You twee get, Matt.

http://www.limahl.co.uk/pics/misc/hammersmurf.jpg

Golden Hammer Smurf award!

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:02 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Movies/9901/27/sundance.alternatives/douglas.jpg

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:04 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is already an effective ipecac.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:06 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.eonline.com/Features/Features/Tube99/Tips/Images/demornay.jpg

Rebecca De Mornay owns this thread.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:09 (twenty-two years ago)

http://wsp3.wspice.com/~bsawyer/imagemp3/carly%20simon.jpg

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that Taylor Dane or Carly Simon? Or, even better, a mutant cyborg hybrid of them both bent on crushing the world?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

It's Carly Simon right after she ate Taylor Daine.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.henrysgallery.com/joniwin.jpeg

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:30 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.filmfestivals.com/pixus/festivals/oscars_2001/gallerie_pix/bjork.jpg

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Dammit.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Bjork looks more like a pixie or sprite to me, her face isn't quite gelfling enough.

― Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Degelfed.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Not a celebrity as such but there's a DJ called James Holden who's a dead ringer. (i can't post pictures - i am inept and have low browser memory)

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

For Anna:

http://trance.nu/v3/images/news_images/jamesholden.jpg

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:54 (twenty-two years ago)

and what prey tale is a Gelfing?

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark P is too good at this!

Gelflings were the little fairy creatures from The Dark Crystal. Except, in a stroke of possibly unintended genius, they were just as creepy as they were cute. Simon and Douglas are both incredibly spot-on.

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:29 (twenty-two years ago)

This supposed "James Holden" is pretty on-the-nose, too. See: elfy but FRIGHTENING.

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

For reference:

http://lavender.fortunecity.com/tomatoes/168/darkcrys/gallery/photos/Jen-Kira-med.jpg

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I've been saying it for months now...The Olsen Twins = Gelflings

http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1033538846110_2002/10/06/b-olsen,0.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

kate blanchett

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Meanwhile, someone has just alerted me to the uncanny resemblence between dominatrix Tory MP Theresa May and a Skeksis...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38311000/jpg/_38311335_may300pa.jpg

http://shampoo-web.hp.infoseek.co.jp/kotei/pict/photo/skeksis_1.jpg

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 14 April 2003 10:10 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.myriadpictures.com/images/roseanna%20pics/rosanna8.jpg

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Monday, 14 April 2003 10:16 (twenty-two years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38212000/jpg/_38212294_noel_fielding150.jpg

Not enormously gelfling-like apart from with the hair in this picture, but that DJ bloke upthread reminded me of him. It's Noel Fielding, top comedian! He's hott and funny innit.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Monday, 14 April 2003 10:36 (twenty-two years ago)

http://members.tripod.com/~chasingwind/movi/moviii/vshowg15.jpg

― Skottie, Monday, 14 April 2003 12:27 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/large/10045000/10045642.jpg

― Kim (Kim), Monday, 14 April 2003 13:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Aaaaagh! Maybe Steven Tyler is the result of an unholy miscegenation between a Gelfling and a Skeksi.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Monday, 14 April 2003 13:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Unfortunately, it's not like the Olsen Twins were the only Gelflings on "Full House" either. Witness: http://greetz.com/Xtreme/Celebrities/Stamos/john3a.jpg

― Kim (Kim), Monday, 14 April 2003 13:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Comedian David Brenner:

http://www.radioguide.com/sdrad/mag19/davebren.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 14 April 2003 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry about the Tripod logo. It was Gina Gershon for awhile. See, she is one of them.

― Skottie, Monday, 14 April 2003 23:59 (twenty-two years ago)

aw, i wish it had been celebs who look like gnomes.

― g-kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 13:04 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.rebelpeddler.com/bassett/popstars/2.jpg

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Comedian David Brenner:

I can still hear him saying, "I don't have a big nose, I have a smwaul face."

― Skottie, Tuesday, 15 April 2003 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

You make it sound like he died!

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

http://www.billions.com/artists/joannanew/images/newsome_highrez.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

(That's Joanna Newsom.)

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.spacesurfer.com/wceleb/790img/index/Danielle_Fishel.jpg

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I've been told I resemble a Skeksie. My best friend Tovah looks like a Podling. I used to pretend to drain her essence.

Gelfling-looking people are sexy, I think.

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 21:33 (twenty-one years ago)

ten months pass...

newsom and topanga otm!!

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 12 May 2005 14:20 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2006/07/17/image8c55a04c-415d-4c71-b8f8-5652f4b9251c.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 12:54 (eighteen years ago)

Wackiest thread revive in a while.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 13:36 (eighteen years ago)

Good thing too.

http://musicmoz.org/img/editors/eiluj/brandy.jpg

― chap who would dare to start Raaatpackin (chap), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 14:31 (eighteen years ago)

I've been told I resemble a Skeksie.

This is the funniest shit ever.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 17:34 (eighteen years ago)

Aw, man, that picture of Manilow! The HAIR!

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 17:50 (eighteen years ago)

Joanna Newsom should be disqualified for trying too hard.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

Penelope Cruz, cmon.

― Petroski (petroski), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.gelflingcollege.com/images/pattyelves.jpg

S H I T !

― bla$$$t (blastocyst), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

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