Pantsing -- The future of warfare?

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Those smiling Iranians and North Koreans are asking for it!

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 13:53 (twenty-two years ago)

not so smug now with your dignity gone, are ya?!

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 13:57 (twenty-two years ago)

What is pantsing?
Oh, and can we eat it?

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 13:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, how dare they smile. That's a privilege reserved only for the West. They'll throw the whole smile quotient out.

― Wouldn't you like to know (Amused), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 13:58 (twenty-two years ago)

we'll just send drones over with elves yelling non sequitors out the windows

ILx in 'pantsing ignorance' shockah!

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 13:58 (twenty-two years ago)

At least then we'll finally discover those weapons of mass destruction.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 13:59 (twenty-two years ago)

The eternal threat of pantsing is like the sole reason that track pants with drawstrings were among the most coveted possessions in my grade school years.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 13:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Is this the same as giving someone a wedgie, or an entirely different form of educational torture? There's something stunningly inelegant about the word 'pantsing'.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Well the Scots should do very well in any future conflict. They'd take over the world and we'd all have to listen to bagpipes at six in the morning - and wear sporrans, and eat mars bars fried in batter. Think you could cope?

― Wouldn't you like to know (Amused), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:05 (twenty-two years ago)

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― gabriel (gabe), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Liz it's actually the exact opposite of a wedgie.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:06 (twenty-two years ago)

(thread hijack)

― gabriel (gabe), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:07 (twenty-two years ago)

ILE breaks new ground in nonlethal warfare!

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

then what's depantsing?

― gabriel (gabe), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

You mean 'debriefing.'

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

We should deploy Indian Rope Burns alot more.

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:09 (twenty-two years ago)

And noogies duh.

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:09 (twenty-two years ago)

then what's briefing?!!!

― gabriel (gabe), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh right, I get it now. Eurgh, who wants to expose boys' dangly bits in the playground?

Gabriel, no! Thread about knickers are pure gold, man! Nice, shoes, though.

Noogies? NOOGIES? Whut? I vote for the humble Chinese Burn.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Gabriel support the troops dammit.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:11 (twenty-two years ago)

what is briefing

Forcing someone to wear their underwear when all they want to do is hang loose and cool off.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

"Well the Scots should do very well in any future conflict. They'd take over the world and we'd all have to listen to bagpipes at six in the morning - and wear sporrans, and eat mars bars fried in batter. Think you could cope?"

Just sporrans? Oo-er....
We'd also open Haggis farms worldwide and mass produce tablet.......mwah ha ha ha

Pantsing = scanting when I was wee. Never saw the point meself

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Pantsing = scanting when I was wee. Never saw the point meself

You don't CHOOSE pantsing, it chooses you.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Some are born pantless, some achieve pantlessness, and some have to have their pants forcibly removed.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:17 (twenty-two years ago)

With pantsing comes great responsibility.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I just want to get this straight, coz there's the language divide and everything....are we talking complete lower body nudity or just trouser removal? There's a huge difference you know........

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Definition, courtesy of Jess:

"to pants": to pull ones pants or shorts (and, if lucky, their underpants as well...you get a "free
lunch" if they're going commando that day) for humorous effect, esp when around the opposite
sex

-- jess (dubplatestyl...), April 8th, 2003.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:38 (twenty-two years ago)

When I was little my father was on a ladder fixing the light in the garage. i pantsed him, he went bezerk.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:42 (twenty-two years ago)

cat's in the cradle!

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:43 (twenty-two years ago)

You pantsed your dad? That's some sick shit.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:44 (twenty-two years ago)

But random strangers are OK?!

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:44 (twenty-two years ago)

he was also mentally ill at the time (well he still is). I've never seen him so mad. He threw me across the garage.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

cue 'The Living Years'

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm imagining Chris' anecdote done in A Wonder Years voiceover style -

"Looking back, I learnt something that day..."

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

"never pants your manic father"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

say it loud

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Chris, every generation blames the one before.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)

i always think he's saying "what my father, th'asshole, did"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 14:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I wasn't there that morning
When my father passed away
I didn't get to tell him
All the things I had to say.
I think I caught his spirit
Later that same year
I'm sure I heard his echo
In my baby's new born tears
I just wish I could have told him
In the living years.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 15:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Pants doesn't even mean trousers over here. It means underpants. And 'pants' is a new-ish slang term for 'crap' as well.

It's all SO confusing...

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

all I can think about is "thong song"

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:26 (twenty-two years ago)

A cousin of mine pantsed his english teacher in 7th grade. He now has a teaching degree. The cycle continues...

-
Alan

― Alan Conceicao, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

during this time period my father wore nothing but red sweatpants and this sweatshirt he bought at "the mart" for $5.00 that said "Cuccini" on it, all the time. so he was asking for it.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

six months pass...

Was all that pantsing worth a child's finger?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 31 October 2003 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

ten months pass...

Chris pantsed his dad.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 03:55 (twenty-one years ago)

we used to call pantsing "dacking" when i was an anklebiter

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 04:03 (twenty-one years ago)

In middle school - when I was forced to play on the soccer team - I had this pair of red briefs I thought were really neat. I wore them to practice under my trousers. For some reason we had to take turns changing into uniforms on the back of the bus, and Jared Wa55erman stole my uniform shorts. I had to run (and I was fat!) up the aisle of the bus, surrounded by the whole team, in my red briefs to get my uniform shorts back. Was terrible. I was 'bloodyballs' for like two weeks afterward.

― ex-jeremy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 04:06 (twenty-one years ago)

So when nudists sneak up on someone and quickly put a pair of pants on them, do they call it depantsing?

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 04:09 (twenty-one years ago)

or perhaps they call that a briefing

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 04:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Never, never trust a nudist. I speak from experience.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 04:10 (twenty-one years ago)

You were very lucky to not have some of my teammates on that bus as those gitch would have been pulled over your head or ripped right off. I'm so glad I was always on their side.

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 04:11 (twenty-one years ago)

hahaha a briefing!

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 04:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Results 1 - 10 of about 1,970,000 for briefing

― ex-jeremy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 04:27 (twenty-one years ago)

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