Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

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My friend used to do that in high school, we called him cream cheese and bagels.
Once I was out parking with Cream Cheese and Bagels and his girlfriend and me and my girlfriend. It wasn't my idea, it was cream cheese's. Anyways, my gf and I are in the backseat just laying there doing nothing. Cream cheese was getting a blowjob in the front seat, all you could see was his head tilted back. After about 5 minutes we heard him yell "Bingo". The window rolled down and a tissue got thrown out.

-- Chris V. (formerlypoopsmcge...), Today 11:43 AM. (later) (Chris V) (link) (admin) (208.154.17.239)

"Bingo" vs. "Sweets for my sweet"
-- Amateurist (amateuris...), Today 11:49 AM. (later) (amateurist) (link) (admin) (129.105.180.28)

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 15:51 (twenty-three years ago)

GO!

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 15:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Or, I guess, "GO!"

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 15:52 (twenty-three years ago)

hahaha.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 15:53 (twenty-three years ago)

"Hahahaha!"

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 15:54 (twenty-three years ago)

next time I have sex with my wife, I'm trying out the "bingo".

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 15:54 (twenty-three years ago)

"Surrender Dorothy" owns this thread

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 15:54 (twenty-three years ago)

shit that's creepy

― gabriel (gabe), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 15:55 (twenty-three years ago)

"oooh fremme neppa venette!"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 15:56 (twenty-three years ago)

"did you eat a souvlaki today?"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 15:57 (twenty-three years ago)

"This is the thread where I achieve orgasm!"

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 15:57 (twenty-three years ago)

"Fuck You, McFly!"

link

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 15:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Captain who?

― Lithium Lunchbox (Lithium Lunchbox), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 15:58 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't understand how one can orgasm and speak at the same time.

― toraneko (toraneko), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 15:58 (twenty-three years ago)

it's like walking and chewing gum

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Quote Phil Collins: "You know I love you but I'm in too deep."

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Another harmless chiche despoiled.

― Amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"that's what I'm talking about"

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Thanks, Mike! I now like that song again!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:01 (twenty-three years ago)

"hold on, i saw this on 'the man show'"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:01 (twenty-three years ago)

I think heckling would be funny.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:01 (twenty-three years ago)

"dammit, mom, can't you knock?"

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:03 (twenty-three years ago)

"where's the beef"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:03 (twenty-three years ago)

"mamase mamasa mamakusa! mamase mamasa mamakusa!"

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:04 (twenty-three years ago)

"blanket"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:05 (twenty-three years ago)

"STOP DROP AND ROLL"

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:07 (twenty-three years ago)

"do you feel neducated."

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:08 (twenty-three years ago)

PHEAR MY WINGED PHALLUS

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:08 (twenty-three years ago)

"i am so alone"

― gabriel (gabe), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:08 (twenty-three years ago)

"I'm your biggest fan."

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:09 (twenty-three years ago)

"Your vagina belongs in the vagina hall of fame." (a friend of a friend told his girlfriend this during coitus recently)

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:09 (twenty-three years ago)

"Dammit mom, you sure are a goer!"

― Hick (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:10 (twenty-three years ago)

"What winged phallus? You're thinking of Dan!"

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:10 (twenty-three years ago)

"you have deprrived me ohf my esssssence"

― gabriel (gabe), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:10 (twenty-three years ago)

'And here I thought that you were too ugly for me to climax'
'Man your battlestations! Batton down the hatches!'
'OMG, what's going on? What's this sensation?!'

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:11 (twenty-three years ago)

"My preccccciiouuussssss.... unh."

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:11 (twenty-three years ago)

'Is that it?'

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:11 (twenty-three years ago)

YOU'VE STOLEN MY SOOOOOOOOOOOOOULLLLLLLLLLLL

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:12 (twenty-three years ago)

"Oh that got in your hair!"

― Vic, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:12 (twenty-three years ago)

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT

― slutsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:12 (twenty-three years ago)

"put the fuckin lotion in the basket."

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:12 (twenty-three years ago)

If there is really no such place as the Vagina Hall of Fame, then someone must create one immediately.

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:12 (twenty-three years ago)

"We're gonna need a bigger boat"

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:12 (twenty-three years ago)

"CAAAAAAAAN YOOOOU FEEEEEEEEL THE LOOOOOOOOOOVE TOOONIIIIIIIIGHT."

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:13 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't think I've ever had any flan

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:13 (twenty-three years ago)

"BEST. ORGASM. EVER. < /comic book guy voice>"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:14 (twenty-three years ago)

"...must...not...do...what...I...did...last...time...what? oh never mind"

― dave q, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:14 (twenty-three years ago)

I FEEL LOVE

― slutsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh no! Orgasm! Oh NO!!

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:15 (twenty-three years ago)

"cage goes in the water, i go in the water, SHARKS in the water"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:15 (twenty-three years ago)

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"HOLD...THE...DOOR!"

― Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:30 (ten years ago)

Have any of the 935 posts in this thread been funny yet?

― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:34 (ten years ago)

jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams

― the unbearable jimmy smits (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:36 (ten years ago)

xpost No, but the moment of climax is a solemn event and shouldn't be sullied with laughter anyway.

― Wet Food (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:48 (ten years ago)

"Amen."

― Wet Food (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:48 (ten years ago)

"Sad!"

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:49 (ten years ago)

c16 deep tread

― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:59 (ten years ago)

'please clap'

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:59 (ten years ago)

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― Tuomas, Wednesday, 25 May 2016 11:08 (ten years ago)

one year passes...

"Covfefe"

― to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 13:35 (nine years ago)

two years pass...

Swiggity swooty, I'm cumming in that booty

― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Friday, 6 September 2019 06:19 (seven years ago)

BALLOON

― breastcrawl, Friday, 6 September 2019 12:53 (seven years ago)

one month passes...

Congratulations!

― Οὖτις, Saturday, 2 November 2019 05:31 (six years ago)

Bad command or file name

― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 2 November 2019 05:47 (six years ago)

'please clap'

only one so far that evoked a modicum of mirth. well done, mookieproof.

― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 2 November 2019 05:58 (six years ago)

<whatever you were going to say anyway> + "Mr. Grimsdale!!!" in a Norman Wisdom voice.

― just another country (snoball), Saturday, 2 November 2019 12:03 (six years ago)

the thread connections are always better than the actual posts itt

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― imago, Saturday, 2 November 2019 12:11 (six years ago)

HADOUKEN

― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 2 November 2019 12:15 (six years ago)

Years ago I read a Street Fighter slashfic where Guile shouts "SONIC BOOM!" during the moment of climax(tm).

― just another country (snoball), Saturday, 2 November 2019 12:19 (six years ago)

I asked Transformer...

When I achieve orgasm I should say that:

- I had the courage

- I was motivated

- I was aware of my body's sensations.

― Maresn3st, Saturday, 2 November 2019 13:24 (six years ago)

ahahaha yesss

― imago, Saturday, 2 November 2019 13:29 (six years ago)

Stop fucking your therapist, Transformer.

― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 2 November 2019 14:26 (six years ago)

the thread connections are always better than the actual posts itt

fingers crossed for Oh! I Always Get Those Two Mixed Up!

― rob, Saturday, 2 November 2019 16:07 (six years ago)

"and that's our time up"

― deems of internment (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 November 2019 16:17 (six years ago)

'Vidi, vici, veni.'

Funniest joke in the world when I was 16.

― pomenitul, Saturday, 2 November 2019 16:22 (six years ago)

"Scavino!"

― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 2 November 2019 19:16 (six years ago)

Attica!

― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 2 November 2019 19:20 (six years ago)

four months pass...

Can you smellllllllll what the cock is cooking?!

― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 5 March 2020 02:39 (six years ago)

three months pass...

"You tell him! You tell him I'm coming! You tell him I'm fucking cominnnnnnnngggggg!"

― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 3 July 2020 18:07 (six years ago)

"ATTICA!"

― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Friday, 3 July 2020 20:11 (six years ago)

no referrer, can't tell

― sarahell, Friday, 3 July 2020 21:00 (six years ago)

Hot dog!

― calstars, Friday, 3 July 2020 21:01 (six years ago)

Not hot dog

― sarahell, Friday, 3 July 2020 21:01 (six years ago)

Ten years gone!

― calstars, Friday, 3 July 2020 21:04 (six years ago)

Where's that confounded bridge?

― Hideous Lump, Saturday, 4 July 2020 05:43 (six years ago)

Take off the fruit, but guard the seed!

― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 4 July 2020 05:59 (six years ago)

there's a dog loose in the woods!

― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 4 July 2020 06:09 (six years ago)

denigrating this luxury avenue

― assert (MatthewK), Saturday, 4 July 2020 06:32 (six years ago)

three weeks pass...

"He was a very special man, an American Patriot, and great friend...I just got off..."

― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 30 July 2020 23:34 (six years ago)

lolz

― Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 July 2020 23:35 (six years ago)

"Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy"

― XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 July 2020 23:38 (six years ago)

"We begin bombing in five minutes"

― Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 July 2020 23:41 (six years ago)

“Balloon knot!”

― calstars, Friday, 31 July 2020 12:09 (six years ago)

Hands, face, space

― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Friday, 31 July 2020 12:30 (six years ago)

GHISLANE!

― akm, Friday, 31 July 2020 17:26 (six years ago)

two months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ekee85vX0AAnVCp?format=jpg&name=small

― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, 16 October 2020 20:29 (five years ago)

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― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 16 October 2020 22:25 (five years ago)

https://cdn.quotesgram.com/img/43/1/1722104193-anchorman-60percent.png

― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Saturday, 17 October 2020 01:22 (five years ago)

Ah, middle age.

― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 17 October 2020 11:16 (five years ago)

five years pass...

Uff da!

― This dark glowing bohemian coffeehouse (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 19 October 2025 23:43 (eleven months ago)

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