what should mcdonald's call their new up-coming low-fat burger ?

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― piscesboy, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:43 (twenty-two years ago)

The 'apple'.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I want to say "McLean," but didn't they do that already?

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

The McFailure

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

taking off from Horace's suggestion, the McDesparately-Trying-To-Appeal-To-Yet-Another-Demographic-Unsucessfully

― hstencil, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

The McSoysage.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

McSoylent

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

The McShits

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

the McSham

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

The McCarnieWilson

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

if they introduced a veggie burger, it could be The McLinda McCartney.

― hstencil, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

"I Can't Believe It's Not Beef!"

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

The McCardiogenic Shockn't.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

(are there normal burgers even made of beef?)

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

"I Can't Believe It's Not Beef!"

Turn it to 'manbeef' and they can implicitly raise suspicions about their mortal enemies.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

by all accnts they have removed the 1/4 pounder
for all time. thus ruining that bit in pulp fiction
for the futur generationz.

― piscesboy, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

The McI'mEatingLowFatBurgersSoIReallyDon'tNeedToExerciseDoI?

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

The McDon't

(which is really quite funny if you ever been to Quebec)

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh and if The McLinda McCartney doesn't work out, they could call it The Big Macca.

― hstencil, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

The McQuarter-Pounder-With-Extra-Cheese-Fries-An-Apple-Pie-And-A-Diet-Coke-Please

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

The McEmu

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

The McBeal

― Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

The McI'mStillHungryYouFuckers

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Nicole Rocks.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Nicole wins.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I was gonna go with 'The McKenzie Phillips' but 'The McBeal' is much better.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

The McBingo

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

(Piscesboy is secretly top ad exec for McDonald's shocka!)

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 19:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Nicole indeed wins.

are there normal burgers even made of beef?

Inn-N-Out Burger is still all beef if I'm not mistaken

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, they should call it Steve.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)

The Big 'n Empty The Mc Fattyhelper The Round 'n Corny The Pseudoburger The Big Truth about Your Body's Faliure

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 01:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Gah, I read this thread and want to go eat in McDonalds now. Even though their food is shit (and unethical, arguably), and I know it.

Has anyone seen the ads they've been running in, for example, the Guardian Weekend, saying how great they are cos they use organic milk, free-range eggs and so on?

― caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 09:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I've always thought they should have a burger called the McMac
just for the silliness of it.

― logjaman, Wednesday, 9 April 2003 09:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Are they really getting rid of the 1/4 pounder? It's utter shit but it's the best hangover cure known to man!!! I'll have to give up alcohol...

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 09:20 (twenty-two years ago)

the McSpindoctor

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Saturday, 12 April 2003 03:01 (twenty-two years ago)

haha i like nicole's answer.

― di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 12 April 2003 03:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Careful, Nicole. That's almost too funny. It's going to end up in Conan O'Brian's monologue tomorrow night.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 12 April 2003 03:22 (twenty-two years ago)

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