cure a hickey

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How can I cure a hickey?

― nate doe, Wednesday, 9 April 2003 04:17 (twenty-two years ago)

lots of foundation. isn't this like the eighteenth hickey thread we've had lately?

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 04:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Hickory-smoked cured hickey.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 04:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Ok, how long do they last??? This could be bad. Gulp.

― nate doe, Wednesday, 9 April 2003 04:30 (twenty-two years ago)

where is it? You could follow the advice from Step By Step and wear a turtleneck.

― A Nairn (moretap), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 04:34 (twenty-two years ago)

the TV show or the NKOTB song?

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 04:37 (twenty-two years ago)

TV show, you know the episode were JT and Kody are up to something crazy and the attractive/fashionable sister got a hickey and spend the whole time trying to cure it, but the smarter sister suggested she wear a turtleneck. And Patrick Duffy fell of the roof or something.

― A Nairn (moretap), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 04:41 (twenty-two years ago)

rub meat into it, someone told me once. haven't needed to try it recently.

― Clare (not entirely unhappy), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 06:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I tried that line on a girl once, and she used a steak. Totally not what I meant.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 06:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Hickeys RAWQ!!!!!!!

They taste funny tho.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 06:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I tried that line on a girl once, and she used a steak. Totally not what I meant. oh shit - is that what he meant!

― Clare (not entirely unhappy), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 06:49 (twenty-two years ago)

eleven months pass...

Smear toothpaste on it. It feels funny and tingles a bit but it disipates the blood thats been brought to the surface on the skin that caused the bruise to begin with.

― Alastair, Saturday, 27 March 2004 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Arnica cream

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Sunday, 28 March 2004 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

mustard plasters. trust me.

muahahahahaha!

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Monday, 29 March 2004 01:30 (twenty-one years ago)

twelve years pass...

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 13 May 2016 15:44 (nine years ago)

so does ice work?

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 13 May 2016 15:44 (nine years ago)

not really

― dynamicinterface, Friday, 13 May 2016 17:38 (nine years ago)

modesty

― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Friday, 13 May 2016 17:38 (nine years ago)

A cute scarf!

― how's life, Friday, 13 May 2016 18:41 (nine years ago)

not in Florida in May!

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 13 May 2016 21:41 (nine years ago)

draw a smiley face on it

― geometry-stabilized craft (art), Friday, 13 May 2016 21:44 (nine years ago)

a hickey marks you as the object of someone's passionate desire. is this a bad thing? wear it proudly and brazen it out against the prudes.

― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 13 May 2016 22:15 (nine years ago)

nah I'm too old for this shit

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 13 May 2016 22:16 (nine years ago)

and yet you have a hickey

― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 13 May 2016 22:17 (nine years ago)

I have a birthmark that looks like a hickey. Tell people it is a birthmark.

― Sufjan Grafton, Friday, 13 May 2016 22:45 (nine years ago)

Use concealer

― Treeship, Friday, 13 May 2016 22:57 (nine years ago)

I did that once in college. I just had caked on makeup on my neck. Way less obvious

― Treeship, Friday, 13 May 2016 22:58 (nine years ago)

It was gross though. It didn't fade all at once but sort of dissipated.

― Treeship, Friday, 13 May 2016 22:59 (nine years ago)

I'm going to a party tonight where I'm sure the gays will ooh and point; I was supposed to have dinner with my parents tomorrow though.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 13 May 2016 23:18 (nine years ago)

Oohing and pointing is the worst. Wear a 19th century style high collar

― Treeship, Friday, 13 May 2016 23:24 (nine years ago)

a hickey marks you as the object of someone's passionate desire. is this a bad thing? wear it proudly and brazen it out against the prudes.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, May 13, 2016 12:15 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
nah I'm too old for this shit
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, May 13, 2016 12:16 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
and yet you have a hickey
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, May 13, 2016 12:17 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lock thread

― le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Friday, 13 May 2016 23:28 (nine years ago)

in my experience it'll be way less noticeable tom for yr dinner w/ yr parents. and if not, concealer is yr best bet

― dynamicinterface, Saturday, 14 May 2016 00:23 (nine years ago)

congrats on the hickey btw

― dynamicinterface, Saturday, 14 May 2016 00:23 (nine years ago)

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