Funkiest possible things to say during the moment of climax

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"The Kingdom of heaven is WITHIN! Good GOD, y'ALL!"

I suppose the unfunkiest from a straight guy would be something like, "I hope my deposit of sperm into your uterine tract was acceptable."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 04:28 (twenty-two years ago)

"Yeah, baby, this stain's NEVER gonna come out!"

(how is this thread any different from the other one?)

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 04:30 (twenty-two years ago)

It isn't necessarily, but use your (perverted) imagination.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 04:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, wait, I get it. You could say,

"Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the LORD!"

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 04:32 (twenty-two years ago)

get on up!-ah

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 04:41 (twenty-two years ago)

"On Lerdy! eh, I mean, 'Oh Binky!'"

― DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 08:25 (twenty-two years ago)

"Slam Dunk da Funk!"

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 08:37 (twenty-two years ago)

surrender dorothy.

― piscesboy, Wednesday, 9 April 2003 09:47 (twenty-two years ago)

most satisfactory

― Alfie (Alfie), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 09:53 (twenty-two years ago)

"Can we end it like we did one more time, from the top? Can we end like that one more time?"
"Yeah."
"One more time?"
"Yeah."
"Let's hit it and quit. Can we hit it and quit?"
"Yeah."
"Can we hit it and quit?"
"Yeah."
"Can we hit and quit?"
"Hit it."

― Pete Scholtes, Wednesday, 9 April 2003 12:31 (twenty-two years ago)

"thinkin of a master plan"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 12:32 (twenty-two years ago)

"bizingo beeeatch"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 12:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Pete is OTM.

― hstencil, Wednesday, 9 April 2003 12:39 (twenty-two years ago)

sing the Mr. Show 3x1minus 1 song, "EW EW EW"
IT's quite funky.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 12:59 (twenty-two years ago)

"How ya like me now?"

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 13:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I actually literally did once yelp out "Stevie Wonder" at the moment of truth.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 13:17 (twenty-two years ago)

'Mothership Connection, Mother...ship...CONNECTION!!'
'I love to fuck you Dr. Funkenstein, your spunk is the best'

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 14:13 (twenty-two years ago)

"Blow the roof off the sucka!"

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

"Oh no, Mr. Wiggles can't swim!"

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm afraid Pete is still OTM.

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

"B-boys makin with the freak freak"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

"Get your ticket to play with it like a slinky and put your lips on my big chocolate twinkie."

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 14:24 (twenty-two years ago)

'I'm comin ashy as hell, wit chapped dicks
for your chapped ass lips >down in my mouth
creamin your teeth like dentists as Im rubbin them
with an erection like injections
fuck it I be druggin them
numbing up your tonsils
like ambesol anesthetic
cummin down your throat like chloraseptic'

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 14:35 (twenty-two years ago)

aah Akinelye

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 14:37 (twenty-two years ago)

"glory b, it's on me!"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

"aah Akinelye"

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Is "uhhahhh" funky?

― toraneko (toraneko), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 14:49 (twenty-two years ago)

"aaaaaaaaayOOOOWW!" Like the one at the beginning of "Hot Pants."

― Douglas (Douglas), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

"Take us to the bridge!"

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 15:09 (twenty-two years ago)

'I never fake the spunk'

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

"Drums!"

or imitate that one sound in 'Malchik Gay'

― Honda (Honda), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 15:11 (twenty-two years ago)

an a capella rendition of "Da Funk"

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 9 April 2003 15:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Can you Feel it

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

"Bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay bow wow yippie yo yippie yay!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

"like a sex machine"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

after dan's post i'm just imagining someone chanting "who let the dogs out"

― H (Heruy), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

"I still got ten seconds to get to the dance floor"

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 16:01 (twenty-two years ago)

"the motor booty when they shake their rump"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 16:03 (twenty-two years ago)

"gotta make a move to a town that's right for me..."

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 16:07 (twenty-two years ago)

"Mommy, why must everyone have a bomb?"

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 16:29 (twenty-two years ago)

This is the first time anybody in ILE/ILM has ever said I'm OTM about anything! Yeah!!

― Pete Scholtes, Wednesday, 9 April 2003 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

You are though. I woud post it to the laugh out loud thread, but someone else will do it and I want to go to bed and can't be bothered with thread hopping.

(I am actually imagining girl lying back and going 'Yes! Hit it! Get it over with! Must we go through with this James Brown shit every single time? It doesn't make it very enjoyable for me you know.)

― Anna (Anna), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 22:27 (twenty-two years ago)

bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay snoop dog is definitely in the hay-ouse!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 22:30 (twenty-two years ago)

(fuck I missed Dan Perry's quote! Change mine to...)

SNOOP DOGGY DOOOOoooOOOOGGGG!!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 22:31 (twenty-two years ago)

G'S UP HOES DOWN

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I'm missing my ring!

― The Archbishop (Archbishop), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 23:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Ain't no bitch likes da bitch I gots!

― The Archbishop (Archbishop), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 23:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh shit - did I leave the iron on?

― chris sallis, Thursday, 10 April 2003 08:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I am thinking of that 'brrrrr!' thing that Dyke does on Dyke & the Blazers' magnificent 'The Wrong House'.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 10 April 2003 19:26 (twenty-two years ago)

"Word up." In the Cameo voice.

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Thursday, 10 April 2003 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Anything said in the Cameo voice=CLASSIC

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 10 April 2003 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I...like...big...BUTTS and I cannot lie...

― Skottie, Sunday, 13 April 2003 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

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