This is so self-serving, but also a potentially fun game. So there you go.
A friend is putting a web page together for me. Generally, whenever I need to, I make up origins for my last name. This time I think I'm going to claim it's an acronym for "[my last name] T-something E-something P-something I-something." So I'm looking for T/E/P/I phrases that make sense there. For instance:
[my last name] Touches Everyone Pretty Innocently.
[etc.] Tilts, Erodes, Pulsates, Irridesces
[etc.] Textually Emulates Postmodern Infodumps
[etc.], Too, Eventually Punches Idiots
[etc.]: Theophant Eponymously Pancratizes Illeism
See?
It doesn't need to be the least bit accurate, as long as it's more or less a sentence or something other than just a string of words.
So, go nuts with it if you feel like it. If I keep thinking about it, I'll never get any real work done.
― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 04:47 (twenty-two years ago)
Techno-Electro-Pomo Icon!
Teaches Evil Pumas Innocence.
― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 04:50 (twenty-two years ago)
Testicles Elongated Past I.
Teams Every Patrician Idolizes.
Trousers Evenly Pleated & Ironed.
― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 05:40 (twenty-two years ago)