Moms: s/d

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S: my mom.
D: all others

― Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 16:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Aww.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 16:26 (twenty-three years ago)

:-) But other moms are cool too.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 16:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Why would you destroy my mom? She's totally classic!

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 16:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Destroy: Mrs Robinson.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 16:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Search: Stifler's mom.

― Carey (Carey), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 16:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Search:
http://web.sfc.keio.ac.jp/~t93272at/WYPHOTO/Norma.jpg

Destroy:
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/webster.jpg

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 16:37 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.bloomingdaleboysclub.org/images/moms_mabley.jpg

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 16:38 (twenty-three years ago)

My mom roxxx u r all gay

― hstencil, Wednesday, 9 April 2003 16:43 (twenty-three years ago)

what the hell was up with Mrs. Pappadopoulos? I bet she was totally into beaver.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 16:46 (twenty-three years ago)

LOL! (Beaver Cleaver?)

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 16:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Hstencil's right, his mom is awesome. And totally flexible. And she has this thing she does with her tongue...

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 16:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Claire Huxtable

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 16:56 (twenty-three years ago)

You stay away from hstencil's mom. I saw her first. Okay, second after hstencil's dad, from whom I have a written permission slip. Nyah!

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 16:57 (twenty-three years ago)

leave my mother out of this, and I'll leave this out of your mothers.

― hstencil, Wednesday, 9 April 2003 17:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey, what are you doing with my mom's vibrator?

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 17:07 (twenty-three years ago)

The only S&D I did with Mama Stencil was Seduce and Defrock.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 17:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Classic classic classic!

http://www.ubique.ch/weblog/inlineimg/cass.jpg

― Arthur (Arthur), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 17:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Has anyone seen Track 29?
It's this sorta weirdo movie, probably about 15 years old, with Gary Oldman, Christopher Lloyd, Sandra Bernhardt and Theresa Russell.
There's this one scene where Goldman (who's searching for his birth mother) is hitching a ride with a trucker with a cute little Mom tattoo on his bicep. He gets the trucker talking about it, and then the trucker takes off his shirt to show a jailhouse tatt that says something like "bad motherfucker" or whatever.
Oldman says, "who's that mother then?"
the trucker grins a big shiteater, and jerks his thumb at his chest and says "IIIII'M that mother!"

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 17:26 (twenty-three years ago)

My "mom" is mental!

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 17:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Are your parents mental?

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 17:44 (twenty-three years ago)

My mom isn't speaking to me.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 18:02 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.goethe.de/uk/mon/gif/h/heavenallows.jpg

Classic.

― Amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 18:24 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm terrified of my mum: she only cares about numbers. i always wished i had claire huxtable, even though my mum told me she was a drug addict in real life.

― Clare (not entirely unhappy), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 18:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Hstencil's right, his mom is awesome. And totally flexible. And she has this thing she does with her tongue...

Prime reason for camping outside her door, I'd say;>

My mum has a brilliant mind, even though she drives me crazy much of the time. (I've learned tis beneficial to visit for short periods.)

Still, classic.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 18:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Search : Italian moms
Destroy : fundie xtian moms

― Kerry (dymaxia), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 19:05 (twenty-three years ago)

I was thinking of starting a "Dads: S/D", but then I don't want my 0edipus complex writ large.

― Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 21:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Destroy : fundie xtian moms

i second that

― Clare (not entirely unhappy), Thursday, 10 April 2003 06:58 (twenty-three years ago)

LOUDLY

― Clare (not entirely unhappy), Thursday, 10 April 2003 06:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Lawrence: OTM.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 10 April 2003 08:24 (twenty-three years ago)

one month passes...

Rah moms! And Happy Mothers' Day indeed. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 11 May 2003 16:16 (twenty-three years ago)

What?!

― Cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 11 May 2003 16:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Eh? It's Mothers' Day here in America, that's all I meant.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 11 May 2003 16:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Dearest Mother,

This is just to say that I'm thinking of you on Mother's day, and of the beautiful way that you gave me life, through your glorious vagina. I'm glad you have a vagina, Mom.

Happy Mother's Day.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Sunday, 11 May 2003 16:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, I didn't realise that Mother's Day wasn't universal. Happy Mother's Day America!

― Cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 11 May 2003 16:27 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't think we should be destroying mothers. Is this a US tradition?

― N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 11 May 2003 16:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Why do we always have to talk about Momus?

― Rockist Scientist, Sunday, 11 May 2003 17:12 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.absolutely.net/love/index.jpg

― matthew james (matthew james), Sunday, 11 May 2003 17:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Is that your mother, Matthew?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 11 May 2003 17:33 (twenty-three years ago)

no, martin, my mother is a sensible and modest woman. i wonder how sentimental you might be able to be if courtney love is your mother.

― matthew james (matthew james), Sunday, 11 May 2003 17:55 (twenty-three years ago)

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