Israel-Palestine - a modest proposal

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Right, here's the Dirty Vicar's handy solution to the Israel-Palestine conflict:

i) Israel to annex the West Bank and Gaza.

ii) All residents of the West Bank and Gaza to become full Israeli citizens.

iii) All citizens of Israel to have the same de jure and de facto rights, regardless of religion or ethnicity.

iv) The rights of return enjoyed by Jews and Palestinians to be harmonised.

What is wrong with my peace plan?

DV (dirtyvicar), Sunday, 13 April 2003 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

It prolly won't happen anytime soon

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 13 April 2003 20:21 (twenty-two years ago)

The reason this won't happen is that the Palestinian growth rate is projected to be much higher than that of Jewish Israelis. So, when the Palestinians become the majority ruling party in your hypothetical situation, they could pass laws discriminating against the Jewish Israelis.

hstencil, Sunday, 13 April 2003 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)

plus it satisfies neither sides concerns

James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 13 April 2003 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

well yeah. The Palestinians don't want to be ruled by the Israelis, and vice-versa.

hstencil, Sunday, 13 April 2003 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

and there's a lot of "Israeli Arabs" (i.e. Palestinians) in Israel proper, to boot.

hstencil, Sunday, 13 April 2003 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

who vote, etc.

James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 13 April 2003 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

The Palestinians are already ruled by the Israelis.

and yes, there are a lot of Israeli Arabs... c. 20% of the population. Their situation triggered my proposal about full de jure and de facto equality for all Israeli citizens.

DV (dirtyvicar), Sunday, 13 April 2003 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I believe, for the same reasons, that everybody in the world should get full US citizenship immediately.

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 13 April 2003 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought you were gonna propose we eat them.

ryan, Sunday, 13 April 2003 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

it's pretty easy to get us citizenship

James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 13 April 2003 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Not as easy to eat them.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 13 April 2003 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

just what I've been saying. Isreal-Palestine has lots of parallels with 80s south africa a similar solution would work

Ed (dali), Sunday, 13 April 2003 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)

i would love to see this happen, though the Jewish desire to maintain the "jewish identity" of the state would never allow it to happen.

Esquire1983 (esquire1983), Sunday, 13 April 2003 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

the Jewish desire?

ryan, Sunday, 13 April 2003 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

yes the Jewish desire, the desire of the Jewish people of Israel

Esquire1983 (esquire1983), Monday, 14 April 2003 04:16 (twenty-two years ago)

The reason this won't happen is that the Palestinian growth rate is projected to be much higher than that of Jewish Israelis. So, when the Palestinians become the majority ruling party in your hypothetical situation, they could pass laws discriminating against the Jewish Israelis.

you make some interesting assumptions... firstly that Palestinians will vote as an undifferentiated bloc in any election, secondly that any constitutional bill of rights will only protect the rights of Palestinians and not of Jews.

And thirdly, and perhaps most tellingly, that it's alright for Palestinians to live as a minority in a state with a Jewish majority, but not for Jews to live in a state with a non-Jewish majority.

DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 14 April 2003 09:06 (twenty-two years ago)

If only life were as simple. If only life were as easy to work out as in Ed's goodies v baddies world.

Daniel (dancity), Monday, 14 April 2003 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

And thirdly, and perhaps most tellingly, that it's alright for Palestinians to live as a minority in a state with a Jewish majority, but not for Jews to live in a state with a non-Jewish majority.

DV, when did I ever state that? It was hypothetical, not my actual opinion on the matter. If you want that, I'd be happy to share it with you.

hstencil, Monday, 14 April 2003 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I believe, for the same reasons, that everybody in the world should get full US citizenship immediately.

Is this because, since the US chooses to dominate the world stage and act as if it is the global government, it would be correct for all citizens of the Earth to be considered US citizens? If so, I agree a 1,000,000%.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 14 April 2003 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't patronise me.

The parallel are obvious and it is clear that the best thing for all concerned would be a secular state where jews and arabs can live together. The fact is the Jews are in the main colonisers who have become intactably linked with the land (some even claim a devine right to that land), much like the Afrikaners in South Africa. The Jew have decided to herd all of the arabs into areas which are like the Bantustans of the 70s and 80s, allowed out only to work in serfdom.

The differences are also manifest. South Africa never had to deal with suicide bombers but mass protest in Palestine is pretty much impossible. There are no palestinian leaders like Nelson Mandela or Oliver Tambo. There are no jews to take a Walter Sislu role. There is no Jewish left standing up to Likud and advocating a single state.

Israel as a Jewish state is not a viable proposition, neither is evicting the israelis or the palestinians and a Palestine consisting of the west bank and gaza strip evn on the 1948 UN partition lines isn't viable either. A secular state in the Levant where jews and palestinians can live side by side is the only solution that works.

Ed (dali), Monday, 14 April 2003 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Ed speaks truth. Sadly anyone offering this truth on a panel is likely to get booed offstage by various parties. Recently an Israeli "refusenik" came to Northwestern University and spoke to the Hillel. The Rabbi listened intently until the refusenik suggested that the state of Israel as it was conceived and exists (as a Jewish chauvinist state) might not be just, whereupon the Rabbi declared the speaker beyond the pale.

So tactically this isn't a useful proposition right now -- although it's important that we never let go of this vision.

Amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 14 April 2003 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Hstencil - sorry, I was incorrect to assume what your views were, and I see now that I also assumed them incorrectly.

to everyone else - for all that I've put forward the one secular state solution above, I don't think it's actually very feasible in the short term, mainly because there is such a bloc of support withing Israel for the idea of a zionist Jewish state, and because Israeli power & US support means that they can veto outcomes they don't like. I think a more likely outcome, and a not awful one, is the constitution of a Palestinian state in the bits of mandate Palestine that weren't incorporated into Israel at the end of the '48 war, and the return of Israel's settlers behind the Green Line. In time sheer geography will force the two states to integrate, but I don't think they're ready for that now.

there was quite an interesting article in Ha'aretz a while ago by some Israeli academic about likely developments within Israel in such a scenario. One thing they predicted was an increasingly vocal and determined civil rights movement demanding full equality by Israel's non-Jewish population (Israeli Palestinians and Russian Christians, mainly). The academics did not forsee that these people would be pushing an open door.

DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 14 April 2003 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

didn't I read somewhere recently that Israel, as conceived by the left wing Zionists, was intended as a semi-secular state with full rights for non-Jews? If I remember correctly, it's not so much that the idea wasn't there, as much as the idea was derailed by the rise of the right wing in Israel.

hstencil, Monday, 14 April 2003 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

it's pretty easy to get us citizenship

(Sorry, off-topic, but: you mean relative to Kuwait, or something?)

nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 14 April 2003 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

hstencil, you are quite correct.

Ed (dali), Monday, 14 April 2003 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

heh, Ed, there's a first time for everything.

hstencil, Monday, 14 April 2003 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

>it's pretty easy to get us citizenship
(Sorry, off-topic, but: you mean relative to Kuwait, or something?)


yeah, i meant to coment on that too - getting visas to US is tuff enuf

H (Heruy), Monday, 14 April 2003 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

So the Jews are 'great colonisers'? And somehow the UN mandate for Israel is equal to the white conquest of South Africa? There is bit of a difference isn't there? And when exactly did 'the Jews' herd 'the Arabs' into "Bantustans"? As it goes, DV's original question is a very interesting take, but this emotive 'apartheid' stuff is way wide of the mark.

Daniel (dancity), Monday, 14 April 2003 21:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Uh oh.

Amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 14 April 2003 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

OK OK, we don't have to get into this now. For the record, Dv is spot-on when he says that over time the geography will force greater integration. I just get jumpy when 'the Jews' and 'the Arabs' get lumped together in the way Ed put it.

Daniel (dancity), Monday, 14 April 2003 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

"There is no Jewish left standing up to Likud and advocating a single state."

Not true. Peace Now, anyone?

mike a (mike a), Monday, 14 April 2003 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

The jews colonised isreal from the 19th century on. OK so there was a small jewish presence and a history. But its colonisation pure and simple, UN mandate or no. Just because the UN approved it doesn't make the moral case for it. And Herd is indeed the right word. During the '48 war many palestinians left in fear for their lives, hoping to return to their homes once the war ended. They were never allowed to return.

It would be foolish, of course, to draw too many parallels between the Israelis and the afrikaners but I think the analogy holds true in many respects.

As for Bantustans that's what the occupied territories ammount to. Even before the current initifada the restrictions placed on palestinians are very much the same as those placed on blacks under the aparteid system.

As for Lumping the jews and Arabs together, they are lumped together, they share a strip of land barely a hundred miles wide.

Ed (dali), Monday, 14 April 2003 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan, I'm not sure anyone was arguing a direct moral equivalent between Israel/Palestine and South Africa, more of a systematic one. This seems to be a problem on ILX sometimes: pointing out parallels between two different things does not mean someone is proposing an exact analogy.

(Crossposting: you can add to Ed's response that the UN mandate for Israel doesn't exactly cover the occupation and settlement of additional land -- in fact, the UN's forbidden it.)

Anyway, the point of all these parallels, I think, wasn't to beat up Israel as the new apartheid state, but rather to point to one model for resolving this sort of conflict -- a model that, problems aside, has worked out a billion times better and faster than I would have ever guessed twenty years ago. Okay, I was only five twenty years ago, but you know what I mean.

nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 14 April 2003 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

thanks, nitsuh

Ed (dali), Monday, 14 April 2003 22:02 (twenty-two years ago)

swap them with northern ireland.

RJG (RJG), Monday, 14 April 2003 22:05 (twenty-two years ago)

nabisco, your point about the solution and not the problem is well put, but the 'South Africa in the 80s' comparison carries messages and assumptions.

Daniel (dancity), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 05:30 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread does seem to be assuming that the one secular state solution is one which will be accepted by the Palestinians too - which from my experience they don't. (Though the smartest Palestinian I know thinks this is the only solution, but also thinks its at least 40 years away).

Pete (Pete), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 12:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I have read that a one state solution is being considered more and more in Palestine. The embrace of Israel draws ever tighter, so some people are saying "Well if they want the whole country let them have it... AND US TOO!"

The South African thing - there are some obvious similarities, and some obvious difference. The comparison does get people thinking and it has explanatory power.

Anyway, what's more offensive, saying Israel is like White South Africa or sending a maniac in a bulldozer to demolish a refugee camp (a cheap argument, I know, and one easily turned on its head; but still)?

DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 13:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Pete's right. The problematic assumption is that Palestinians actually WANT to live with Israelis. Many don't.

mike a (mike a), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

South Africa had th PAC, who wanted the whites out, and where are they now?

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 15:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I wonder if Israel will ever get fed up and actually go to war with the Palestinians.

Stuart (Stuart), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 15:46 (twenty-two years ago)

hey come on now! no trying for the "Posts that made you laugh out loud" on this very serious thread.

DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 22:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I wonder if humans will ever get fed up with walking and invent these giant steel birds with hollow bodies they can sit in while they fly through the air.

chester (synkro), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 23:01 (twenty-two years ago)

who sits?

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 23:02 (twenty-two years ago)

The peregrinating leprechauns. duh.

chester (synkro), Thursday, 17 April 2003 02:45 (twenty-two years ago)

biggest problem with the south africa analogy -- a bantustan is a reserve holding ground for labor; i.e. the black south africans had y'know, jobs. meanwhile the palestinians are pretty much driven out of whatever jobs they did have at this point. so the afrikaaners didn't want to kill/drive out all the black south africans coz then there would be nobody to, y'know, mine and stuff. but the right-wing israelis, y'know, *do*.

compare contrast sorta spanish:native americans vs. americans:native americans. (of course the whole mestizo thing doesn't hold much water in south africa *or* israel so the analogy is supah-rough)

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 17 April 2003 04:27 (twenty-two years ago)

five years pass...

'The greater good shouldn't ever be achieved with a great loss of innocence.' --Arab

210 (Jackie Wilson), Friday, 9 January 2009 05:32 (sixteen years ago)

thirteen years pass...

Talking with an activist friend in Jerusalem, they said they had never seen, in their years of activism, such numbers of far-right youth, some of them armed, storming the neighborhood of Sheikh Jarrah tonight. 1/

— Joshua Leifer (@joshualeifer) October 14, 2022

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 16 October 2022 19:59 (three years ago)


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