ILXor: The Movie (2003)

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I think it's as good a time as any to reopen this question. WHO WOULD YOU CAST IN THE ILXOR MOVIE, FOOLS?

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Prince returns to the silver screen as...Dan Perry!

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah, then I'm Morris Day.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Keanu Reeves as Ned.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:15 (twenty-two years ago)

No, my statement was first and your attempt at grevious miscasting has failed.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Someone with long luxurious hair needs to play Ned. Like, I dunno, Carrot Top.

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I am sensing some distinctly worrying trends.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:26 (twenty-two years ago)

j mascis should play ned.

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:27 (twenty-two years ago)

What about Fabio?

― bnw (bnw), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned, you can talk like him all you want, but Brent Spiner isn't going to play you in the movie.

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Wot, no Howard Stern yet?

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned = William Hurt (sorry as applicable)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:28 (twenty-two years ago)

who could be trife!!??

― st (simon_tr), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:28 (twenty-two years ago)

bubba sparxxx

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:29 (twenty-two years ago)

macaulay culkin

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:29 (twenty-two years ago)

all the guys in icy hot stuntaz

― bnw (bnw), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:30 (twenty-two years ago)

you guys have no imagination

― st (simon_tr), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:31 (twenty-two years ago)

'hmm trife likes rap and is white...if i name someone who likes rap and is white i will be funny!!'

― st (simon_tr), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned, you can talk like him all you want, but Brent Spiner isn't going to play you in the movie.

I am confounded!

I actually do like the idea of Howard being so desperate as to agree to play me in a movie.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, okay then, ST -- Nickalicious plays you.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:32 (twenty-two years ago)

does Culkin like rap?

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:32 (twenty-two years ago)

no sorry esoj yours was good actually!! i like him in 'the good son'...

― st (simon_tr), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:34 (twenty-two years ago)

in mamets state & main philip seymour hoffman reminds me of josh

― st (simon_tr), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:39 (twenty-two years ago)

tom hanks is dave popshots

― st (simon_tr), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:40 (twenty-two years ago)

hugh grant = jel

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Jack Black as Matos!

― Douglas (Douglas), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:41 (twenty-two years ago)

bill pullman = jel

― st (simon_tr), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Sesame Street's Guy Smiley as Jimmy Mod

― jm (jtm), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:43 (twenty-two years ago)

lord custos is the comedian guy from annie hall ('look at him, mincing around...i bet he thinks hes real cute...')

― st (simon_tr), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:44 (twenty-two years ago)

jel is more ivan reitman as egon

― bnw (bnw), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:45 (twenty-two years ago)

steve buscemi as martin skidmore

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:46 (twenty-two years ago)

i was going to say goateed buscemi as tad

― s trife (simon_tr), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:48 (twenty-two years ago)

'hmm trife likes rap and is white...if i name someone who likes rap and is white i will be funny!!'

ok ... s trife will be portrayed by Alex in NYC then!

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:56 (twenty-two years ago)

jess will be played by woody allen

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:57 (twenty-two years ago)

trife will be portrayed by kurupt

― st (simon_tr), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I always thought of Ned as the Daniel Day Lewis type. Mohicans-era. Shirtless through the whole film.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 14 April 2003 03:59 (twenty-two years ago)

custos is like gallagher

― bnw (bnw), Monday, 14 April 2003 04:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Kenan, your vision is flattering but still deeply distressing.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 April 2003 04:02 (twenty-two years ago)

i considered that but theres really no actual comedian as bad as custos, theyre all either smarter or goofier, his comic persona is far too painfully grating to ever have a popular equiv

― st (simon_tr), Monday, 14 April 2003 04:03 (twenty-two years ago)

trife is definitely going to be all 3 of the icy hot stuntaz. no question about it!

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 14 April 2003 04:03 (twenty-two years ago)

joe from facts of life could be jbr

― bnw (bnw), Monday, 14 April 2003 04:04 (twenty-two years ago)

jo.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 14 April 2003 04:05 (twenty-two years ago)

you tedious fuckers i get it already!! im white and i like rap GET NEW JOKES

― st (simon_tr), Monday, 14 April 2003 04:05 (twenty-two years ago)

jbr is margaret cho!!

― st (simon_tr), Monday, 14 April 2003 04:06 (twenty-two years ago)

bnw is adam sandler!

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 14 April 2003 04:06 (twenty-two years ago)

ok trife, how about either Ralf or Florian?

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 14 April 2003 04:06 (twenty-two years ago)

custos as neil hamburger.

jbr is totally jamie lee curtis.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 14 April 2003 04:06 (twenty-two years ago)

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 14 April 2003 04:07 (twenty-two years ago)

ally is miss kittin

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 14 April 2003 04:08 (twenty-two years ago)

you tedious fuckers i get it already!! im white and i like rap GET NEW JOKES

trife is Balki from Perfect Strangers

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 14 April 2003 04:09 (twenty-two years ago)

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No no no you're all wrong... Chris looks like this guy:

http://www.theos-place.com/gallery/hitchcock/ingardenwbamboo.jpg

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, who the fuck am I kidding, the ILXor movie would be a goddamned anime.

Look! It's jess, Felicity and N.!
http://www.leedor.com/television/cowboybebop2.jpg

Look! It's the J4 FAP!
http://www.lahosken.san-francisco.ca.us/departures/japan1/flyer_hiroshima_lupin3.jpg

etc. We should embrace being cartoons.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.captainfuture.com/deutsch/bilder/daftpunk/harder_better_faster_stronger10.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 17:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Gareth, TRACER HAND, Mary.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 17:27 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.anime-cel.com/ourstuff/pictures/yuki.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 17:54 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.anime-cel.com/ourstuff/pictures/harlock.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Kate St. Clare, Spencer Chow.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 17:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Needs more skulls.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 18:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Must you criticize everything we do?

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 18:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm just saying! The secret goth in Spencer must be appeased!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 18:15 (twenty-one years ago)

He's not making it much of a secret, bloody posting that picture on threads all the time.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 18:16 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.strange-fruit.co.uk/rickyt.jpg

ricky t, obviously

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 18:16 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.jenorama.org/cels/celthumbs2/nobiyuki.jpg

jel!

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 18:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, this guy is Chris B:

http://askthesky.com/rem/photos/pics/mills/mills12.jpg

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

A ha!

― nobiyuki (jel), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.ntvm.co.jp/chara/images/lupin.gif

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Miccio, Farrell, you, me.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Something to draw in all the couples who prefer necking in the back row.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Sheesh, that Robyn Hitchcock picture is scary. He's totally got the hair down.

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

eight months pass...

revive!

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 12 April 2004 19:04 (twenty-one years ago)

It would be worse than The Passion.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 12 April 2004 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll make it!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 12 April 2004 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I want to be played by Jesper Parnevik.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 12 April 2004 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll be played by Adrien Brody, shuffling about on his knees.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 12 April 2004 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll be played by the fat bloke that was in Rescue Me.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 12 April 2004 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

i want to be portrayed by cameron diaz.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 12 April 2004 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

as a minor presence in this place, its probably right that i should get played by Jeremy Piven.

Or even Hank Azaria.

― Nik (Nik), Monday, 12 April 2004 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I wanna be played by Clay Aiken after he piles on the weight Raging Bull-style.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 12 April 2004 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I want to be played by Christina Ricci. Or Ted Danson.

― kirsten (kirsten), Monday, 12 April 2004 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

david lynch can play me.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 12 April 2004 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

i'd like to be played by rockets redglare

― prima fassy (mwah), Monday, 12 April 2004 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I would be best portrayed by Thora Birch.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 12 April 2004 22:50 (twenty-one years ago)

The various casting choices way up top for me bemuse. Though I like the Magneto one.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 12 April 2004 23:51 (twenty-one years ago)

It would be worse than The Passion.

this would give too free reign to the sadism of too many ILXors, you know.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 12 April 2004 23:59 (twenty-one years ago)

But Satan's a little girl, right? Then hey, draw yer own conclusions.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:00 (twenty-one years ago)

clearly after today i would be best played by ron jeremy

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:27 (twenty-one years ago)

So who plays the amour?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:27 (twenty-one years ago)

beth ditto!!

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:30 (twenty-one years ago)

/me dies

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:31 (twenty-one years ago)

as long as it's not Whoopi Goldberg I'll be okay. At this point I feel that Bob Forrest from Thelonious Monster should play me, but that might change

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:21 (twenty-one years ago)

But can you sing about Sammy Hagar weekends?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:27 (twenty-one years ago)

doin' it right now, baby

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:34 (twenty-one years ago)

shirley hemphill, if only she were still alive

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:36 (twenty-one years ago)

For me it would probably be Nia Vardalos or someone equally horrible and I'd finally have to commit a messy form of suicide that everyone had been hoping for.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm playing myself.

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

You start to sweat and fret, it gets hot
How'd you get into this spot?
You played yourself...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Ass.

The roll of Martin will be played by Martin.

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

My new "An French" look (which I have now had for months, I should start getting used to it) would suggest that I would be played by Audrey Tatou - however, my complexion has gone the way of a diesel electric submarine and therefore you might as well just use a giant pepperoni pizza instead. Man!

― sarah not at work, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Deciding on the soundtrack will be contentious!

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Diceman!

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

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