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why are they so similar to massage ads?

― SplendidMullet (iamamonkey), Monday, 14 April 2003 09:12 (twenty-two years ago)

This is a beautiful thread topic. Kudos.

http://www.c21richardsonagency.com/kathiejones/kj1.jpg

Kathie Jones is a REALTOR® because she truly enjoys helping each of her customers with their real estate investments, whether it is buying or selling. In her spare time she helps children pull the wings off of flies. Don't call her a mere REALTOR®, however, she is an ass-kickin' relocation specialist, mutha fucka.

― Skottie, Monday, 14 April 2003 09:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm a licensed realtor and I have a Real estate agent pic, but I ain't showin' it to you!

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Monday, 14 April 2003 12:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Please!!! I love agent pics!!!

― SplendidMullet (iamamonkey), Monday, 14 April 2003 12:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Ok, I might try.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 14 April 2003 12:06 (twenty-two years ago)

You are a treasure!

― SplendidMullet (iamamonkey), Monday, 14 April 2003 12:10 (twenty-two years ago)

*sigh*
http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/684f3eb7/bc/My+Photos/sarahj.jpg?bc0orm.ARi2OJoEK

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Monday, 14 April 2003 12:24 (twenty-two years ago)

sweeet!

― SplendidMullet (iamamonkey), Monday, 14 April 2003 12:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Aw, it's a red X for me!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 14 April 2003 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought this thread would really take off. What about a realtor with kitten picture thread? Oh, that would be popular. Right.

― Skottie, Monday, 14 April 2003 23:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Ladies and gentlemen, the realtor with the world's best name:
http://www.boofie.com/images/boofieportrait.jpg
BOOFIE O'GORMAN

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 00:18 (twenty-two years ago)

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/images/mugshot.jpg

NOW STOP HATING ON PEOPLE WHO WORK IN REAL ESTATE BEFORE I KICK ALL YA'ALLS ASSES.

I LIKE CAPS LOCK THESE DAYS!

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 01:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, what's up with allcaps in the real estate business anyway? As if it really grabs your attention on a page full of nothing but

SPACIOUS 3BR 2.5BATH, EXCELLENT SCHOOLS, CONVENIENT TO SHOPPING AND METRO CALL CHERISE 1-800 XXX XXXX

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 01:20 (twenty-two years ago)

we didn't use all caps at the real estate ad agency I worked at.

― hstencil, Tuesday, 15 April 2003 01:24 (twenty-two years ago)

here's a mortgage lender guy with the same name as me:

― hstencil, Tuesday, 15 April 2003 01:27 (twenty-two years ago)

hstencil, I didn't know your name was joel hunt.

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 01:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Goddammit TOM.

― hstencil, Tuesday, 15 April 2003 01:51 (twenty-two years ago)

He's just lucky it's Joel and not Mike.

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 01:54 (twenty-two years ago)

This is my agent.
http://www.callmarniefirst.com/images/beilin.jpg

She's actually really cool.

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Mr. Diamond in joke I haven't heard a bazillion times shockah!

― hstencil, Tuesday, 15 April 2003 01:57 (twenty-two years ago)

My name is Ally.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 01:57 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.jordancohen.com/images/49.gif

This is the man that stole my name and that of my potential domain.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 02:02 (twenty-two years ago)

this is the man who stole my virginity:

― hstencil, Tuesday, 15 April 2003 02:05 (twenty-two years ago)

STOP HTAING ON MIKE NELSON FAGOTS

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 15 April 2003 02:16 (twenty-two years ago)

― hstencil, Tuesday, 15 April 2003 02:18 (twenty-two years ago)

NOW STOP HATING ON PEOPLE WHO WORK IN REAL ESTATE BEFORE I KICK ALL YA'ALLS ASSES.
I LIKE CAPS LOCK THESE DAYS!

-- Ally (mlescau...), April 15th, 2003.

Ally, it's supposed to be real estate agent photos not photos of cold-war era, super sexy Russian double agents named Natashka.

― Skottie, Tuesday, 15 April 2003 05:56 (twenty-two years ago)

You're the third person who referred to me as Russian this week, what's going on here?

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 12:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Do not forget to visit www.pattismith.com

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 12:39 (twenty-two years ago)

who will buy a house from me?

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 12:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Could someone post my pic for me if I email it?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 12:42 (twenty-two years ago)

You're not really an agent, are you Ally?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 12:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll post your pic for you. I don't do sales, no.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 12:52 (twenty-two years ago)

You're the third person who referred to me as Russian this week, what's going on here?
-- Ally (mlescau...), April 15th, 2003.

It's the cold war-era Bond Girl aesthetic going on in the pic. You take off the glasses, shake your head and your hair comes spilling down. Then you draw the gun...

or maybe it's just the overcoat.

― Skottie, Tuesday, 15 April 2003 13:12 (twenty-two years ago)

You listen too much to Alex in NYC.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

This is Sarah's real estate agent photo:

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/images/sarah.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

YAY!!!

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

This is a fortuitous thread idea, because I've been wanting for days to start a thread on a local realtor named 4nne M. N0lan. Her pictures are all over benches and bus stops in my neighborhood, but it's a bit odd because I get this vibe off of her that's a bit, you know, skanky. Unfortunately, I can't find a picture of her. Stencil, you wouldn't happen to remember Ms. N0lan's face plastered all over Wicker Park, would you?

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

This is Sarah's real estate agent photo:

That is sooo not a real estate agent photo. That is a
FIRST I'm going to make some toll house cookies
WHILE I'm listening to Grateful Dead bootlegs
AS I blithely smoke an ENORMOUS spliff
AND SIMULTANEOUSLY (effortlessly) do problem sets for the calculus brush up class I'm taking--
Picture

― Skottie, Tuesday, 15 April 2003 15:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Um. I don't understand. I'm all for the cookies... Are you saying I look like a hippie?

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

HStencil, you beat me to linking HOT PROPERTY!!!

― Amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Amateurist have you seen 4.N0lan?

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

No. Does he rock it like Chaz?

― Amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 21:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Sarah, your picture is cute. You look like the only trustworthy real estate agent ever.

― hstencil, Tuesday, 15 April 2003 21:12 (twenty-two years ago)

... Are you saying I look like a hippie?
Not just a hippy, so much more than that!

This is a realtor picture:
http://www.mariagomez.com/Images/Maria_headshot2.jpg

who will buy a house from me?
-- Ally

Oh, they'll buy all right. It will be a safe house!

― Skottie, Tuesday, 15 April 2003 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha, you ever seen my house? Tragic. Especially with all the people coming and going all the fucking time last year. It was more like a halfway house for ex-hippies.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Our last realtor seemed to be having a bit of a financial trouble and traded in her standard issue Lexus for what looked like an old pink Mary Kay Mustang! Dude she was sooo not my realtor any more.

― SplendidMullet (iamamonkey), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 21:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Amateurist, I have some funny Chaz Walters stories.

― hstencil, Tuesday, 15 April 2003 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Do tell! He's a "public figure"!

― Amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 21:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Sarah, you have immaculate teeth!

― Graham (graham), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 01:39 (twenty-two years ago)

well, first off Amateurist, he's gay as christmas. But you knew that.

― hstencil, Wednesday, 16 April 2003 01:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Easter is way gayer than Christmas.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 01:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Easter is the devil's holiday.

Sarah you do have a nice smile!

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 01:44 (twenty-two years ago)

You're the third person who referred to me as Russian this week, what's going on here?

Ally, you are the LEADER OF SIBERIA, duh

less than 48 hours to soccer slutdom!

― felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 05:11 (twenty-two years ago)

seven years pass...

http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/6497/43308509205311950732811.jpg

― del griffith, Saturday, 10 July 2010 17:36 (fourteen years ago)

Could just as easily have been "...that's what she said."

I'm sure this guy's a real treat to work for.

― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 10 July 2010 17:44 (fourteen years ago)

The "..." in that add is where you spit out your coffee.

― surfer blood for oil (Hurting 2), Saturday, 10 July 2010 18:34 (fourteen years ago)

(takes off pants)...oh, in real estate. Hmph. (puts pants back on)

― VegemiteGrrrl, Saturday, 10 July 2010 18:41 (fourteen years ago)

www.scorpio43.com = 67-year-old proto-douche.

― THIS BOOK EQUAL CONJOB (suzy), Saturday, 10 July 2010 18:42 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.boofie.com/ <3

― the aztec mystic pizza (Stevie D), Saturday, 10 July 2010 20:25 (fourteen years ago)

two years pass...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Fs38jPILYjg/UWGc2pO7X-I/AAAAAAAAAHY/kDCP_hICihw/s1600/fortune-cookie3.jpg

... in real estate.

― pplains, Sunday, 12 May 2013 15:37 (twelve years ago)

Seems like we had another thread like this one. I remember the wacky Austin guy being featured.

― pplains, Sunday, 12 May 2013 15:37 (twelve years ago)

selected real estate agent headshots

― pplains, Sunday, 12 May 2013 16:42 (twelve years ago)

But that one's for headshots, so I'm going to stick with this one.

http://www.cobbrealty.com/images/10_details.jpg

http://www.gayrealtynetwork.com/usa/missouri/missouri-gay-realtors/urban-al-kansas-city.jpg

It's still a world with prejudices out there, so I understand why this exists. But a website of nothing but gay real estate agents is still kind of funny. Even still, a site that featured titles like "Tom Campbell, Straight Real Estate Agent" would be funny as well.

http://www.taunyafagan.com/images/site_graphics/TMassHortStreet-sm.jpg

Holeee....

http://cdn.homes.com/cgi-bin/readimage/628913963

I guess agents and their dogs is a thing.

http://www.petfriendlyagent.com/weblog/photos/1.jpg

http://pimage8.homesandland.com/image/A092/8/91/A092021918.jpg

http://spimages.realestatebook.com/01/11/16/40/L/55752c79-71cf-4f39-bfc8-6cf50c700f5b.jpg

And you have to hand it to the West Virginia realty office which features this handsome black family standing in front of a generic for sale sign that doesn't even have a phone number on it. That's how you know that this office tolerates both kinds of races.

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6079/6031193096_2b1564310f.jpg

― pplains, Sunday, 12 May 2013 17:00 (twelve years ago)

two years pass...

"It's telling me it wants me to 'upload' a picture. Where do I give it a picture from?"

http://i.imgur.com/7NUCUpX.png

― pplains, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 23:40 (nine years ago)

Dammit, so she's the one who squatted on that email address I wanted.

http://i.imgur.com/SMRZjgi.jpg

― pplains, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 23:41 (nine years ago)

Have you ever looked closely at a clown and wondered what he looks like without the makeup?

http://i.imgur.com/LFNCMMF.jpg

― pplains, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 23:43 (nine years ago)