Saddam's 'love shack' discovered

This is the best. My favorite was the description of the pictures on the wall:

One of the airbrushed paintings depicted a topless blonde woman, with a green demon behind her, pointing a finger at a mythic hero. From the tip of her finger came a giant serpent, which had wrapped itself around the warrior.

Another showed a buxom woman chained to a barren desert mountain ledge, with a huge dragon diving down to kill her with sharpened talons.

Dude, you so know he had some old D&D books lying around in there too.

"Shagadelic" shouted one soldier. "Yeah, baby" shouted another.

Are you SURE that CNN hasn't been hacked by The Onion?

Now imagine Bush's equivalent. And fear. ;-)

"C'mere, Laura, I've got the perfect place..."

That story DOES read like something from the Onion, Kate... Most amusing thing I've read on CNN evah.

"wepaons of mass seduction discovered"

"Dude, you so know he had some old D&D books lying around in there too"

I wonder if he had a bitchin' van with shg carpeting and a quad soundsystem.

So last night this got reported on the local news (they're always about 2 weeks behind national/international stories). The best part was, over a shot of Saddam's collection of "love music" (on cassette no less), the anchor said:

"Included in the find were cassettes by Julio Iglesias and Johnny Mathis... Meh? No Marvin Gaye?"

I dunno why, but I thought this was hilarious.

My friend genuinely thought the line in 'Love Shack'

"Come along, and bring your jukebox money!"

was

"Come along, because the Jews got money!"