is pete moonlighting for oxford st sainsbury's?

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well? we went in the yesterday afternoon, and as we passed the elderly spanish security guard he rubbed his hand together and said something like "come in, come in, shop shop shop" except it was much more sinister and - crucially - delivered in pete's paedophile voice (you know the one i mean). plus he's pete's height and build. coincidence??

― toby (tsg20), Monday, 14 April 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

You mean his karaoke voice?

― Dr. C (Dr. C), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 07:30 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, that's the one. i swear someone else has called it his paedophile voice before. seriously, this guy is pete, except for the being 60 and spanish thing.

― toby (tsg20), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 07:34 (twenty-two years ago)

does Pete's soul have the ability to enter other ppl's bodies at will?

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 07:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Aaaaiiiieeeee Ptee possession! Now that's very scary indeed. He could be watching all of us from behind our co-workers' eyes...

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 07:44 (twenty-two years ago)

it's not very nice to say someone has a "paedophile voice" tho, is it?

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 07:48 (twenty-two years ago)

it's his schtick

― chris (chris), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 07:54 (twenty-two years ago)

it's not very nice to say someone has a "paedophile voice" tho, is it?

I was about to ask if he has a non-paedophile voice.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 09:38 (twenty-two years ago)

It's gravelly.

― Dr. C (Dr. C), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 09:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I was in Liverpool at the time. Astrally projecting obv.

But paedophile voice is accurate and as Chris sez - its my schtick.

― Pete (Pete), Monday, 28 April 2003 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

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