Let's say you had the chance to be a porn star... would you?

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Yeah yeah - typical Calum question...

No, not really. I've been reading "Once More with Feeling" and am struck by how many porn stars really do treat it as a job. Go home to the kids or hubby after catching a face full of... well, you know. Ever watch "Laid Bare" on Bravo? It's truely fascinating as these folk sit about getting themselves hard and chatting away as if there is nothing weird about what they do. BUT...

There are things to consider here:

*Your family - how do you explain it to them?
*The potential humiliation if anything goes wrong with bits during the heat of the moment (this is one for the men only)
*The very real possibility of not having a real relationship in the future.

So what's the feeling folks? Do the pros outweigh the cons (do a Google search for Tera Patrick if you're interested in the pros).

― Calum, Monday, 14 April 2003 21:14 (twenty-two years ago)

only if I get to write, cast, direct, edit and decide who gets to see it. and I want a decent budget too. And catering.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 14 April 2003 21:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I had the chance and just didn't show up, looking at my job now and what I could've done with myself, I kind of regret it.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 14 April 2003 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Bend over Calum...Start the camera rolling

― brg30 (brg30), Monday, 14 April 2003 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah for women this is a pretty easy opportunity to realize. I've seriously considered being an "exotic" dancer but I wouldn't do porn. Just. Not. Interested.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Monday, 14 April 2003 21:45 (twenty-two years ago)

could i sleep with you Calum????

― Sonny Tremaine (Sonny), Monday, 14 April 2003 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Do the pros outweigh the cons (do a Google search for Tera Patrick if you're interested in the pros).

The non-pros usually outweigh the pros, with the exception of Ron Jeremy and possibly Chesty Morgan.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 14 April 2003 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

No. Coz I don't swing that way.

But thanks for the offer all the same.

I see your point Ally. It's a comment on the state on the capitalist system that many women (and men) would rather shag for a living.

― Calum, Monday, 14 April 2003 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

(The ex-cons tend to be rail-thin from the years spent evading cops and old accomplices.)

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 14 April 2003 21:54 (twenty-two years ago)

i got offered a job as a stripper, and i really wanted to do it too. strippers here can't dance for shit, so i reckoned it was about time there was a stripperr who COULD. but then they told me it was $10 an hour. TEN BUCKS AN HOUR TO GET NAKED IN FRONT OF A BUNCH OF CREEPS? I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO.

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 14 April 2003 22:14 (twenty-two years ago)

but no, i don't think i could do porn, especially not straight porn, for political reasons. but even queer porn would be out of my sights, cos theres a permanence about appearing in a movie or in a magazine.

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 14 April 2003 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

The money really comes from what the creeps stick in yr g-string, Di.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Monday, 14 April 2003 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

the particular place that offered me a job has a no-tipping policy.

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 14 April 2003 22:17 (twenty-two years ago)

i haven nothing against appearing in pr0n per se but i think my lily white lumpy sac of a body would look fairly horrible on screen.

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 14 April 2003 22:34 (twenty-two years ago)

they could sort that in post production.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 14 April 2003 22:39 (twenty-two years ago)

oh ok then sign me up!!

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 14 April 2003 22:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I probably wouldn't. But, if there is some kind of porn foley artist career I'd do it.

― cprek (cprek), Monday, 14 April 2003 22:41 (twenty-two years ago)

One of the few things my mother specifically asked that I not do is porn. However, in recent years I've wondered about doing phone sex.

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 14 April 2003 22:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I had the chance and just didn't show up, looking at my job now and what I could've done with myself, I kind of regret it.
Some of the rest of us do, too, I'm sure.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 14 April 2003 22:42 (twenty-two years ago)

my mum asked me to tidy my room.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 14 April 2003 22:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Does internet porn count?

― SplendidMullet (iamamonkey), Monday, 14 April 2003 23:13 (twenty-two years ago)

FUCK YEAH I would.

Er...

― hstencil, Monday, 14 April 2003 23:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I get the feeling it would sorta take the fun out of sex the rest of the time. Y'know how if you love playing with computers then you get a job it gets all sucky? yeah.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 03:18 (twenty-two years ago)

i dunno - the way i use computers at home is very different to how i use them at work. if you know what i mean.

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 03:26 (twenty-two years ago)

you look at pr0n at home and not at work?

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 03:28 (twenty-two years ago)

well yeah among other things, like fun music stuff and whatnot

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 03:28 (twenty-two years ago)

is this a trick question?

― brian badword (badwords), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 05:08 (twenty-two years ago)

yes. if you say yes you MISS OUT FOREVER HAHAHAHAHA

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 05:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Let's say you had the chance to be a porn star... would you?

*chuckling in a patronizing manner*

Let's just say that this question was answered in the affimative a long long time ago...hey...where did you get those tapes...give that back!...No that's not toaster going up...no...it was a special effect...turn that off!

― Skottie, Tuesday, 15 April 2003 06:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I probably wouldn't if I had the opportunity, but one day I'd like to go and see one being filmed. Maybe I could direct? I think I'd make good porn.

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 09:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't reckon many people would pay to see my naked, but I'd do phone porn, no problem!

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 09:52 (twenty-two years ago)

i might qualify on girth but length might be a problem.

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 10:13 (twenty-two years ago)

meaning i could probably play Ron Jeremy's arse.

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 10:40 (twenty-two years ago)

please no more sex threads

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 10:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Why, Ronan?

I'd do it, yes, if offered. I think if no one has offered me money to perform in a porn film by now, it isn't going to happen.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

please no more sex threads

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I already am a porn star.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you use "Kings of the Wild Frontier" as the soundtrack?

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm going to be in my friend alison's softcore boy porn book.

― gabriel (gabe), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Some friends of mine recently attended a porn shoot in NYC. They said it was weird.

― hstencil, Tuesday, 15 April 2003 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

please no more sax threads.

and to answer the question: no.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I've been in a foot fetish, uhhh, "specialty video"... I was really broke and needed the $300 to pay rent that month. If anyone wants a copy, email me.

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 06:10 (twenty-two years ago)

you, sir, are a legend.

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 06:11 (twenty-two years ago)

(geddit?)

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 06:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Phil, I sense entrapment in your offer.

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 06:23 (twenty-two years ago)

whats the worst that can happen? besides, everyone in the video is of legal age! I was about to mention the title, but I just google searched it, and found a photo of me on their website and i'm in my boxers, locked in ankle stocks and getting my feet tickled with a giant feather. hahaha!

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 06:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha no I meant outed as a foot fetishist! (Not that there's anything wrong yadda yadda except that frankly feet are like the nastiest part of the body but other disagree and good for them.)

Anyway now I'm all curious and want to see the picture!

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 06:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Me: Hey, gurl, whatcha do 2day?

Ho: Well, I went to the salon and got a facial... then I went to the studio and got another one.

Me: :0

― Masaccio, the Evil Fucking Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, Wednesday, 16 April 2003 06:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha no I meant outed as a foot fetishist!

oh no no no no! I'm not the foot-fetishist! I just play one on television. We were filming and the director [and i use this term loosely] was like "Phil! Now grab Jason's feet and suck his toes!!" and I had this look of fear on my face and on the video you can see me mouthing "uhh, that's not a part of the contract". Anyways, I think i've already said too much. I don't want y'all thinking im some sort of freak/pervert. But if there's an IMDB for pornos, you can do a search for my stage name... Admiral Tojo.

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 06:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Admiral. To. Jo. WOW! *speechless*

― OleM (OleM), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 06:45 (twenty-two years ago)

hee-hee, get it?

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 06:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I wasn't saying you were a fetishist, Tojo, I'm saying you were trying to suss out which ILXors are!

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 06:59 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, i get it! well, no emails yet....

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 07:05 (twenty-two years ago)

''please no more sax threads.''

why?! saxophones roxx u r all gay!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 11:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Colonel Cock N Balls.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 12:02 (twenty-two years ago)

ten months pass...

become porn star

― toby richard terry, Wednesday, 18 February 2004 04:02 (twenty-one years ago)

become porn star

― toby richard terry, Wednesday, 18 February 2004 04:04 (twenty-one years ago)

sucky sucky

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 04:31 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe he thinks if he chants it for long enough it'll come true

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 04:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Somehow, there's a Ron Jeremy, Tammie Faye Baker conneggshun here...

― Skottie, Wednesday, 18 February 2004 05:06 (twenty-one years ago)

three weeks pass...

I would love the job. What do I have to lose? None, whatsoever. I'm ready to show the world my naked body. Email me on how to become a porn star.

― John Petway, Thursday, 11 March 2004 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Thanks for you note, John. Me and the rest of the world are ready to see your naked body. We all think you'll be great and agree that you have none to lose, whatsoever. Watch for my email soon.

Love,
Kayne

― Kayne West (Marcel Post), Thursday, 11 March 2004 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

be prepared, john - when you get into porn you can never start at the top.
you start at the bottom¡

― dyson (dyson), Thursday, 11 March 2004 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Kanye porn - ew ew ew ew.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 11 March 2004 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

The Coochie FlopOut

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 11 March 2004 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Through the Wire OUCH.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Thursday, 11 March 2004 20:22 (twenty-one years ago)

It would involve cosby sweaters, yuck.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 11 March 2004 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

haha no you know it would be furry porn!

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 11 March 2004 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0001AP12G.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 11 March 2004 20:26 (twenty-one years ago)

It would be a weird amalgalm of cosby sweaters and furries...possibly the most twee porn ever produced.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 11 March 2004 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

"Why are his hands ther...EW!"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 11 March 2004 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

wanking with furry mascot hands...so soft, so luxiurant, but cleaning up afterwards is the shits.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Thursday, 11 March 2004 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

it would be like a 60s porno flick, but on fast forward.

― m., Thursday, 11 March 2004 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

eleven months pass...

This website is number two on Google when you search for "twee porn". Well done all involved.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 16:02 (twenty years ago)

almost there...

― Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 16:06 (twenty years ago)

altho Dom i do worry that you actually typed 'twee porn' into Google.

― Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 16:06 (twenty years ago)

Does "twee" mean something different in German? Apart from here, all the other twee porn pites are German - or maybe they're just big on their twee porn in Germany.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 16:17 (twenty years ago)

Not as big as they are on it in Japan, my friend. NOBODY does twee porn like the Japanese.

― Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 16:19 (twenty years ago)

Anime != twee porn

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

Does "twee" mean something different in German? Apart from here, all the other twee porn pites are German - or maybe they're just big on their twee porn in Germany.

Actually it's Dutch, not German. Twee in Dutch means two.

― stevie nixed (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 16:24 (twenty years ago)

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-52-1107929950.gif

― Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 16:31 (twenty years ago)

dude that's creepy

― stockholm cindy's secret childhood (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

We're up to #1 for "twee porn" now.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 9 April 2006 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

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