If you were going to write your autobiography, what would you call it?

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The story of your life so far - what snappy title would it have?

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 03:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I Blame Hstencil - The Story of a Human Bender.

― hstencil, Tuesday, 15 April 2003 03:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Pimps Up, Hos Down

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 03:23 (twenty-two years ago)

A friend of mine said this weekend that his autobio would be named The Thomasutra Vol. 2.

― Amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 03:24 (twenty-two years ago)

"you total sonofabitch'

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 03:29 (twenty-two years ago)

A History of Tyrrany: Jimmy The Mod, The Uprising, and Popular Political Theory Vol. 1

― jm (jtm), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 03:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Now I'm torn between Tepeneutics and A Tep of Two Cities, though.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 03:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Isn't it Aaronic?

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 15 April 2003 03:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Cartoon Summer Panties

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 03:41 (twenty-two years ago)

This reminds me of two of my favourite autobio titles, Errol Flynn's My Wicked, Wicked Ways and Luis Buñuel's My Last Sigh.

I sat there for a couple of minutes trying to come up with a clever variation on one of those, but couldn't do it. Sorry.

― slutsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 05:21 (twenty-two years ago)

my first million years

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 05:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Sébastien wins.

― slutsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 05:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I had one hard ball

― Erik, Tuesday, 15 April 2003 05:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Ovary Action

― jewelly (jewelly), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 05:36 (twenty-two years ago)

A Confederacy of Dunces

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 05:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Stamos 1, Mann 0
with a foreward by Jack Klugman

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 05:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Failure To Thrive.

― nickn (nickn), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 05:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Son of Flubber

― Skottie, Tuesday, 15 April 2003 06:01 (twenty-two years ago)

The Edison of Emo

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 07:43 (twenty-two years ago)

"you dream, I win"

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 08:03 (twenty-two years ago)

The boy who cried email
The Clown Prince of Fucked-Up Shit"
Eye Wonder Sigh Cure Pianist

Or just

My story

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 08:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Exit, Pursued By A Bear
or
Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 09:31 (twenty-two years ago)

"sorry, there are insufficient funds in your account"

― j0e (j0e), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 09:39 (twenty-two years ago)

cashback! the story of a pro.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 10:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Lazy

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 11:00 (twenty-two years ago)

kilian, i hardly knew me

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 11:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Remembrance of Pirates Past

― Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 11:02 (twenty-two years ago)

that should be the subtitle, the full title should be

ARRRH!

Remembrance of Pirates Past

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 11:11 (twenty-two years ago)

"... and fuck you too! - the Greg Kitten story"

― g-kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 11:14 (twenty-two years ago)

When I write the story of my, amazingly catastrophic in a supremely dull way, life so far it shall be entitled "My Life, the Soap Opera"

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 11:20 (twenty-two years ago)

"And, In Conclusion, I Hate You All"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 11:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Ed is right, his revised title is infinitely better.

― Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 11:25 (twenty-two years ago)

crazy, I'm not a natural sub-editor.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 11:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Bouncing Back

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 11:43 (twenty-two years ago)

or Needless To Say, I Had The Last Laugh

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 11:43 (twenty-two years ago)

'you are all stupid scum and you all deservs to die,
ah but that's another story.'

actually that was the last line of chris roberts'
review of 'don't stand me down' in 1995.

― piscesboy, Tuesday, 15 April 2003 11:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Walking With Skinks

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 11:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Lilac Lustmord: Dreams of a Wimp Goth

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Nordic, is that a Hiaasen reference?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 14:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Volume II:

Munki Pictures

― Skottie, Tuesday, 15 April 2003 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Unix in a Klutz Hell

― SittingPretty (sittingpretty), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Nordic, is that a Hiaasen reference?

Not a conscious one, no. But I like Hiaasen!

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

You ARE U.K. me!

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

There's A Party In My Pants And Everyone's Invited

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Matt, formal or casual?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll borrow mine from the Orchids: Striving for the Lazy Perfection

― Amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Didn't Rock, Wasn't Gay, Never Expected Any Of It

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 14:58 (twenty-two years ago)

You ARE U.K. me!

Probably, except for one crucial difference - you HATE Patti Smith, don't you? :p

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah, there's the rub.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 15:01 (twenty-two years ago)

however, if I was U.K.-ish, I might like her.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

The Unbearable Lightness of Peeing.

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 15:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Harriet's On Fire

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

By the way, my title has little to nothing to do with my life. I promise.

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Can I Borrow A Feeling?

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

"A good story for a title"

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

"[insert content here]"

― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

L'Chaim:The Little Mole That Tried

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

L.A., Baby

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

"I, Underachiever"

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 18:24 (twenty-two years ago)

"Autosummarize a Life"

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

"Bingo: The Life and Cumshots of a Teenage Blowjob King"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Nevermind, I have to change mine again: CHICKEN BOX: Tastes Like Mama's!

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

"Crazy, I'm Not a Natural Sub-Editor"

"Rub"

― Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

"My Life, Isadora"

― isadora (isadora), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

genitals, glass houses, fuzzy bunnies in bondage gear, and the role they played in the rise of the empire of the Pink Moose.

― anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

A New Low

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 15 April 2003 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

'Scumbag Loser'

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I Love Everything

― chester (synkro), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

make that: I Loved Everything

― chester (synkro), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 20:01 (twenty-two years ago)

The Manthony

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

This One Time, At Band Camp...

― chester (synkro), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 21:01 (twenty-two years ago)

And The Trouble With Me Is You

― rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 21:22 (twenty-two years ago)

And the alternate thread title reading is:

If you were going to write your hagiography, what would you call it?

― Skottie, Tuesday, 15 April 2003 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

oopsie, that's Vol.2, that was - Didn't Rock, Wasn't Gay, Never Expected Any Of It: Aduhlescence (forgot the subtitle too)

Vol.1's - Crapping All Over: The Infancy
Vol.3's: Sucking The Middle Finger: Age,Doh

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 21:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd still go with CHICKEN BOX: Tastes Like Mama's.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 21:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Using Your Staggeringly Eclectic and Discriminating Record Collection to Get Sex, Every Night

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 15 April 2003 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)

i liked andrew's alot.

as for me, i'd go with "what the f*uck is wrong with you¿"

― dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 22:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Isadora, what about Isadoreverything!

― Amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Funnty Freakly Strawbeerry

― di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

What Doesn't Kill You. . .

― That Girl (thatgirl), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 22:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Sometimes Jesus Doesn't Save

― jewelly (jewelly), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 22:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Not Again? Whatever

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 23:26 (twenty-two years ago)

AMERICAN MOTHER FUCKER

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

U R all gay - the story of one ILX0r against the world

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 00:14 (twenty-two years ago)

"Do not Read if you Hate me"

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 00:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Hos, Clothes, and Bankrolls (but then what man, what?)

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 05:48 (twenty-two years ago)

FUCK THIS BOOK.

― Masaccio, the Evil Fucking Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, Wednesday, 16 April 2003 05:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I've Been to Paradise, but I've Never Been to Me

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 05:58 (twenty-two years ago)

alternately, Oh No! Autobiography! Oh No!

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 05:59 (twenty-two years ago)

i like the first one, luna.

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 06:02 (twenty-two years ago)

but now I have the song stuck in my head...

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 06:05 (twenty-two years ago)

i've been undressed by kings....

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 06:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Not As Dull As Some.

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 06:20 (twenty-two years ago)

"Gotta Light?" -- The Story of the World's Last Smoker

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 06:22 (twenty-two years ago)

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