the film is finished; the aquarium sits on a trestle in the front room, awaiting decision as to where it goes next. mark s awakes in the middle of the night, sits bolt upright: SOMETHING IS AMISS WITH THE FISH!! he runs next door, the carpet is sopping wet. he turns the light on; the aquarium is entirely empty of water which has drained out of a newly appeared crack in the glass panel that is its base. the fish lie gasping on the still damp little stones: all three are alive, and — after frantic tap-running and cupboard scouring, are transported safely to a new, rather smaller and less exclusive home (i forget what, a big vase, a teapot, the bath?)
Anyway: how and why did their silent anguished mental fishy cry reach me? Did the cracking glass wake me? (Maybe: but I don't believe the aquarium emptied instantly since it was a hairline crack... and I ran straight through, not really awake until my feet it sodden carpet.)
― mark s, Friday, 7 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
I have no sixth-sense stories unfortunately.
― Tom, Saturday, 8 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― jel, Saturday, 8 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Andrew L, Saturday, 8 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Geoff, Saturday, 8 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― duane, Saturday, 8 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Bill, Saturday, 8 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Thus: a. glass-crack; b. water all out; c. mark wakes = a process too extended to make sense if a directly caused c.
― mark s, Saturday, 8 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― jel, Sunday, 9 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― maryann, Sunday, 9 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― maria, Sunday, 9 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
(this = anti-FN joke not anti-maryanne joke)
― mark s, Sunday, 9 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Gale Deslongchamps, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― turner, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
I find it nearly impossible to stay awake in cars and was asleep in in the back seat in about two minutes flat, leaving poor, sweet Andrew to make conversation and pleasantries with the well meaning but totally scary bogan guy.
Next thing I know I am awoken as the car is rolling backwards down a hill, stalled or something. The bogan doesn't know what to do and is highly pissed off that his new car that he has been boasting about is turning out to be shite.
From the backseat I pipe up with 'how low was the LPG, that steep hill could have disrupted the gas flow... flick the switch to petrol and try starting it again' both the bogan and Andrew make 'aw she's trying to help' kind of noises, but they don't know what else to do and they've tried everything else, so they obey me.
The car starts perfectly, I fall immediately back into a deep slumber and when I wake up we are in Queenstown.
This is not as good as the fishtank story, but I can't explain how I knew that about the gas, I don't even know how to drive.
― rainy, Thursday, 29 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 29 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― sumathi sundar Rajans, Sunday, 4 April 2004 04:27 (twenty-one years ago)
― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 4 April 2004 04:36 (twenty-one years ago)
― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 4 April 2004 04:37 (twenty-one years ago)
― A Nairn (moretap), Sunday, 4 April 2004 06:47 (twenty-one years ago)
― A Nairn (moretap), Sunday, 4 April 2004 06:51 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Sunday, 4 April 2004 06:56 (twenty-one years ago)
― A Nairn (moretap), Sunday, 4 April 2004 06:57 (twenty-one years ago)
― N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 4 April 2004 11:48 (twenty-one years ago)