This Is What It Sounds Like ... When Doves Cry

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Doop-y doop-y doop ... Doop doop de-doop

― jewelly (jewelly), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 05:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Did I say "cry?" I meant poop. Damn, I'm sorry. Must've had that Prince song in my head. Now I feel stupid.

― jewelly (jewelly), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 05:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, hell, I didn't mean "doves." I meant "wooly-toothed mammoths." God, you guys must think I'm an idiot now.

― jewelly (jewelly), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 05:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuck. I just got an e-mail saying wooly-toothed mammoths don't even sound REMOTELY like that when they poop. I'm sorry I wasted everyone's time.

― jewelly (jewelly), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 05:27 (twenty-two years ago)

sob

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 05:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Cheer up, jewelly, you're the victim of a wooly-toothed mammoth e-mail fraud. It turns out, that's exactly what a wooly-toothed mammoth sounds like. At worst your e-mailer was an evil, diabolical prankster, at best simply confusing the subject of your post with a wooly mammoth. He/She didn't realize you were referring to the mammoths with the furry teeth, hence, "wooly-toothed" mammoth. The two varieties sound completely different, as all true field researchers know all too well.

((signed))
A Wooly-toothed mammoth Expert, mutha fucka

― Skottie, Tuesday, 15 April 2003 05:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Is there really a "-y" at the end of the first bit of "doops" though?

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 05:56 (twenty-two years ago)

< /stupid ILM pedant>

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 05:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Anyway, #1 single of all time, as will be revealed whenever I get around to doing my annoying, obsessive top 100 list.

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 05:57 (twenty-two years ago)

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