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You can have a chip fitted, it will be painless and will give you one skill or base of knowledge instantly. What chip will you be lining up for?

I really think I'd like to become a world-class skateboarder, but witthout all the hassle of falling over all the time and looking crap on the board.

― chris (chris), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 07:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I will have the "Nelly" chip, it's powers don't need to be explained.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 08:01 (twenty-two years ago)

you get a plaster appear on your face, yes?

― chris (chris), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 08:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd like to have a chip containing a mega-dictionary with over 100 different foreign languages in there, including verb tables. That would be nice.

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 09:56 (twenty-two years ago)

The ability work really hard, diligently and with disipline. And enjoy it.

― Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 10:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Social Skills.

― kate, Tuesday, 15 April 2003 10:27 (twenty-two years ago)

CHIP REMOVAL

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 10:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I would like comprehensive knowledge of musical harmony, or maybe hot drum chops so I could stop practicing.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 10:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Oooh I want the grace, power and studied moves of a topnotch kung fu master. Crouching Liz, Hidden Dragon.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 10:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually I just want to be able to FLY.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 10:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Me too for social skills, especially with men.

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 12:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I would go for the field of networking (suggested shelf price :699$).
"covering every aspects of your networking needs, be it hardware,programmation,semantic,social,philosophic,aesthetic etc."

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 12:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I would like a chip that would make me a smooth talker, or would at least prevent me from putting my foot in my mouth.

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 12:57 (twenty-two years ago)

ha, yeah, I never thought of that Chris!

I'd like some chip that would make me good at video games.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 15:37 (twenty-two years ago)

oh i'm torn between the skateboard, the video game and the FLYING ONE now.

perhaps a chip to stop you needing to wee just at the most important part of any given sporting event...

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

fourteen years pass...

ICYMI: https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-tech-implants-idUSKBN1AA2UZ

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— Saladin Ahmed (@saladinahmed) July 25, 2017

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 21:48 (eight years ago)

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