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Ok people, I need some funny jokes. Go.

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 13:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Two snowmen in a field, one says to the other "Can you smell carrots?"

Copyright Robin MacKenzie

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 13:10 (twenty-two years ago)

What's brown and sticky?

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 13:10 (twenty-two years ago)

What's brown in Stickney?

― kate, Tuesday, 15 April 2003 13:12 (twenty-two years ago)

In a field of 10 cows, which one is closest to Iraq?

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 13:15 (twenty-two years ago)

This would be a lot more fun if you included the punchlines.

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 13:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Coo 8, geddit?

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 13:16 (twenty-two years ago)

A stick!

hahahahahahahaha!

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 13:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Argh.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 13:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Coo 8 is funny if you are from Glasgow...honest...

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 13:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Why did Monkey get lost in the jungle?

Because JUNGLE IS MASSIVE

― j0e (j0e), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 13:20 (twenty-two years ago)

A house!

― kate, Tuesday, 15 April 2003 13:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Argh.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 13:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Can a moderator please change the name of this thread to "Tell me a GOOD joke." please?

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 13:21 (twenty-two years ago)

What's brown and lives in the attic?

Anne Frank's diarrohea

― j0e (j0e), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 13:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Joe, you are hereby banned from jokes.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 13:22 (twenty-two years ago)

b b but surely then the moderator would also have to delete all the existing posts...?

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 13:23 (twenty-two years ago)

but the worst jokes are always the best

― j0e (j0e), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 13:23 (twenty-two years ago)

what's brown, red, and has two legs?

half a dog.

― pete b. (pete b.), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 13:25 (twenty-two years ago)

where does [did -eds.] saddam hussein keep his spices?

in iraq.

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 13:26 (twenty-two years ago)

What's brown and in Stickford?

A horse!!!

What's brown and in York?

PORK!!!!!

― KATE, Tuesday, 15 April 2003 13:27 (twenty-two years ago)

so david beckham is at the breakfast table looking confused. "I can't do this puzzle of a tiger" he says, pointing at the box. "ok" says posh, "let's just put the frosties back in the packet shall we?"

― j0e (j0e), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 13:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Proof by science that sometimes the worst jokes really are the worst jokes.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 13:29 (twenty-two years ago)

What time does Saddam Hussein have his lunch?

― Gatinha (rwillmsen), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 13:31 (twenty-two years ago)

...same time as Tariq Aziz

― Gatinha (rwillmsen), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 13:36 (twenty-two years ago)

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)

When does a policeman smell?

When he's on doody.

― martin mushrush (mushrush), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 15:37 (twenty-two years ago)

May I suggest this thread as a funny alternative:

Alternate endings to classic jokes

An all-time classic!

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 15:42 (twenty-two years ago)

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