This is the thread where we talk about The Great Sasuke!

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http://news1.iwon.com/odd/article/id/318308|oddlyenough|04-14-2003%3A%3A00%3A43|reuters.html

http://www.japantimes.com/cgi-bin/getarticle.pl5?nn20030415a7.htm

I admit I know nothing about Japanese wrestling or Japanese politics, but this is the best news story I've seen in months.

The Great Sasuke will pass massive legistlation with his 'superabundant powers'!

cprek (cprek), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Perhaps a picture would help.

http://sweb.uky.edu/~cdcpre0/minusworld/images/sasuke2.jpg

cprek (cprek), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

you people hate me.

cprek (cprek), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

But I have nothing to say about him!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Kane for President!

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

What kind of stupid electorate would choose a wrestler to...

oh wait. Carry on.

teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 09:18 (twenty-two years ago)

The Great Sasuke was also in porn!

Some excerpts:

"Sasuke's Member is a Heavyweight Champion" opens with a tag team match. Sasuke's teammate tags him and the grappler begins a no-holds-barred "death match" with two naked women, who eventually grab him, rip down his trunks and perform fellatio on him in what is described as being a "knockout blow."

"It was the real Sasuke all right," Meatball Yoshino, porno actor and co-star of "Sasuke's Member is a Heavyweight Champion," tells Asahi Geino. "When I arrived at the studio, Sasuke was already there, but he wasn't wearing his mask.

Hurrah for Japanese tabloids.

cprek (cprek), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 12:29 (twenty-two years ago)


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