This is a Thread to Congratulate Harry Redknapp, Jim Smith, Milan the man, the players and the fans - PORTSMOUTH
promoted to the Premiership..
this pays back ...the hurt of 10 years ago.. 92/93 season missing out on auto promotion, then mess up in the play offs.
years of underachievement, mis-managememt and relegation scraps - including 3 last day survivals.
Enter Harry Redknapp in March 2002, gets a new team, and now Promotion 2003
Brilliant !
― DJ Martian (djmartian), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)
― DJ Martian (djmartian), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)
― DJ Martian (djmartian), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 20:01 (twenty-two years ago)
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)
― DJ Martian (djmartian), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)
― Alex K (Alex K), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)
― darren (darren), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 21:08 (twenty-two years ago)
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)
― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 21:17 (twenty-two years ago)
― matthew james (matthew james), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 21:19 (twenty-two years ago)
― zemko (bob), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 23:01 (twenty-two years ago)
But good luck to them. Up the South Coast!
― Badger (Badger), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 23:27 (twenty-two years ago)
in other news, you may have noticed that Saints are going to win the cup this year. STRACHAN'S BWOYS TAKING OVER.
― pete b. (pete b.), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 07:38 (twenty-two years ago)
― Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 08:20 (twenty-two years ago)
Ps - seen the new franchise logo? (stifles hysterical laughter...) Go to the Urban75 Football forum for a look.
― Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 10:23 (twenty-two years ago)
I must admit, to my shame, I don't remember Pompey being in the old first (ie when it was the top) division - were they not there for long?
― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 11:01 (twenty-two years ago)
since 88/89 Pompey have been in the same division, the longest team to go without promotion and relegation. Things changed last nite and now Wolves are the longest team to have been in the division - and they are in the play off frame at the mo.
― DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 14:32 (twenty-two years ago)
Champions ! Toppa the League !
― DJ Martian (djmartian), Sunday, 27 April 2003 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)
http://www.sportinglife.com/football/live/tables/premiership.html
unbelievable ! a 4 nill romp against Bolton ! sees Pompey Top of the Premiership tonite !
― DJ Martian (djmartian), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)
― Daniel (dancity), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 21:14 (twenty-two years ago)
― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)
― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)
There is talk of the Russian Smertin that Chelsea have just paid 4 million + of coming on an immediate season loan to Pompey to get premiership experience.
still Pompey need a left back [Sorin was a greedy greasy Argie B-stard wanting loads of dosh], possibly an extra Central Defender for cover and another striker now that Todrov is injured, and maybe a few promising young squad players like Reo-Coker or McAnuff from Wimbledon.
― DJ Martian (djmartian), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)
― Lynskey (Lynskey), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 22:55 (twenty-two years ago)
― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 22:57 (twenty-two years ago)
― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 23:07 (twenty-two years ago)
As a 12 year kid it was becoming boring following Liverpool - they won loads of cups/ leagues year-in-year out !
I wanted to support an upcoming team - Pompey at the time grabbed my attention - a team in the third signing first division players - Mark Hateley & Kevin Dillon - plus there were players like a young Neil Webb and rod stewart haircut alike Alan Biley, plus there was a passion in the support for the club - that drew me towards Pompey.
I have been with them ever since - mostly in the second tier of English football apart from one season in the top flight 87/88 and now the finest Pompey team in my lifetime are in the premiership.
rivals.net is the best place to keep track of goings on at Pompey, with updates throughout the day [watch out for reports from "Monaco Kid" - who monitors local radio in the morning and afternoon]
http://boards.rivals.net/default.asp?sid=922&p=16&forumid=3253&style=0
― DJ Martian (djmartian), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 23:19 (twenty-two years ago)
I'll probably still stay Red for fear of being beaten up round here, but if was to change, go on, convert me to your club, whoever they are.
― Lynskey (Lynskey), Tuesday, 26 August 2003 23:22 (twenty-two years ago)
― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 01:17 (twenty-two years ago)
Better even than the '92 team? Anderton, Walsh, Whittingham etc. They were a good team to watch.
― James Ball (James Ball), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 09:05 (twenty-two years ago)
― Chip Morningstar (bob), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 09:20 (twenty-two years ago)
― robster (robster), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 09:29 (twenty-two years ago)
― DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 09:39 (twenty-two years ago)
― James Ball (James Ball), Wednesday, 27 August 2003 09:44 (twenty-two years ago)
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 14 May 2004 09:52 (twenty-one years ago)
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 14 May 2004 09:55 (twenty-one years ago)
― Dr. C (Dr. C), Friday, 14 May 2004 09:58 (twenty-one years ago)
― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Friday, 14 May 2004 09:59 (twenty-one years ago)
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 14 May 2004 10:00 (twenty-one years ago)
― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Friday, 14 May 2004 10:04 (twenty-one years ago)
I have been following the story all week: including local media down in Portsmouth. I do believe that Harry has misunderstood certain things, and also Mandaric hasn't helped by being away all week.
Also for the past 3/ 4 weeks something has been simmering in the background, I remember Harry's post-match comments at times being very strange/ dead pan and his speel these have been the best 2 years that Portsmouth fans could ever have.
But Manadric speaking negatively about Harry re Jim - has made both Manager's /Assistant positions to the point of being UNTENABLE if true, and if untrue the bond of trust been Harry and Mandaric could be driven to the legal courts, re: slander/ libel and possibly employment law.
Only Peter Storrie [Corporate Managing Director] can solve this mess now.
The way Harry is talking/ implying today - that he has had enough of situation /could do without the hassle.
Another strange twist: some people are linking Harry with the Spurs job, and this is delibrate ploy by 'arry to engineer a possible exit.
― DJ Martian (djmartian), Friday, 14 May 2004 10:30 (twenty-one years ago)
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 14 May 2004 10:44 (twenty-one years ago)
― Dr. C (Dr. C), Friday, 14 May 2004 11:14 (twenty-one years ago)
My (slightly cynical) view is that Harry is making his position untenable (like he did at Upton Park) and this will trigger the club to sack him. He leaves with reputation intact and a big pay off. He won't have any problem getting a new job, though I don't think Spurs spent the whole season being crap just waiting for Harry to take the reins.
― Mikey G (Mikey G), Friday, 14 May 2004 11:18 (twenty-one years ago)
Arsenal 38 90 47 73 2-1 FT v Leicester Chelsea 38 79 37 67 1-0 FT v Leeds Man Utd 38 75 29 64 2-0 FT v Aston Villa Liverpool 38 60 18 55 1-1 FT v Newcastle Newcastle 38 56 12 52 1-1 FT v Liverpool Aston Villa 38 56 4 48 0-2 FT v Man Utd Charlton 38 53 0 51 2-1 FT v Southampton Bolton 38 53 -8 48 0-2 FT v Fulham Fulham 38 52 6 52 2-0 FT v Bolton Birmingham 38 50 -5 43 1-1 FT v Blackburn Middlesbrough 38 48 -8 44 1-5 FT v Portsmouth Southampton 38 47 -1 44 1-2 FT v Charlton Portsmouth 38 45 -7 47 5-1 FT v Middlesbrough Tottenham 38 45 -10 47 2-0 FT v Wolverhampton Blackburn 38 44 -8 51 1-1 FT v Birmingham Man City 38 41 1 55 5-1 FT v Everton Everton 38 39 -12 45 1-5 FT v Man City Leicester 38 33 -17 48 1-2 FT v Arsenal Leeds 38 33 -39 40 0-1 FT v Chelsea Wolverhampton 38 33 -39 38 0-2 FT v Tottenham
do we need a supercoach? Pompey finish 13th with a massive win above big spending spurs, blackburn, man city
― DJ Martian (djmartian), Saturday, 15 May 2004 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 15 May 2004 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)
Mandaric is an idiot. Does he even understand the phrase "if it aint broke, don't fix it?"
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 12:20 (twenty-one years ago)
― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 12:22 (twenty-one years ago)
― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 12:28 (twenty-one years ago)
― Porkpie (porkpie), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 13:23 (twenty-one years ago)
Next Manager - not on the shortlist
John GregoryGlenda Hoddlewee Gordon StrachenTerry FenwickGraham Rix
― DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 14:08 (twenty-one years ago)
― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)
The way they are playing at the moment (esp. against us at the weekend) it could easily be this season.
― 3underscore (___), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 14:22 (twenty-one years ago)
the new manager will be some dodgy ex-Yugoslav international mate of the new director of football.
or Doctor Josef Venglos
― Porkpie (porkpie), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)
― Harry Redknapp (Matt DC), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)
― DJ Salinger (joni), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)
On his former West Ham striker: "John Hartson's got more previous than Jack the Ripper." On the ignoble art of 'simulation': "Abou retaliated but the fellow went down as if he was dead, and then started rolling around." On his relationship as Portsmouth's director of football with the club's then-manager: "I shall not be interfering with Graham Rix."
On tactics: "I sorted out the team formation last night lying in bed with the wife. When your husband's as ugly as me, you'd only want to talk football in bed."
On a training-ground scrap between Alvin Martin and Matthew Rush: "I've seen better fights at a wedding."
On Samassi Abou: "He don't speak the English too good."
On a striker he subsequently signed who went on to score just two goals for West Ham: "I look at Arsenal's bench and they have Davor Suker sitting there. The man's a legend and would score goals by the bucketload whoever he played for."
On West Ham's Uefa Cup chances: "Where are we in relation to Europe? Not too far from Dover."
On a spurned chance against Chelsea: "Joe Cole missed an open goal that my f*cking missus could have scored."
On his playing career: "Even when we had Moore, Hurst and Peters, West Ham's average finish was about 17th. Which just shows how crap the other eight of us were."
On Paolo Di Canio's one-fingered gesture to Aston Villa fans: "From a still picture how does anybody know what Di Canio was doing? He might have been signalling to a team-mate about a tactic from a corner. He might have been gesturing a tactical change. He could have been showing that the score was 1-0."On signing good-looking Portuguese winger Dani, he told reporters: "My missus fancies him. Even I don't know whether to play him or fuck him."
Towards the end of his West Ham reign, Harry bemoaned the state of the modern game thus: "Everyone fucking jumps all over you. When Michael Carrick gave the ball away the other week there was 20,000 people cunting him off. He give a bad ball and they are all fucking 'weeerrrr.'"
And then there was this exchange with a hapless journo from our sister site Sportonair.com after the Hammers surrendered a first-half lead to lose against Arsenal...
Reporter: Harry, what message did you give the players at half-time?
Redknapp: Just "play the same as we did first half." What do you fucking think I said to them at half-time?
Reporter: Dunno.
Redknapp: "Go and fucking sit back and let them attack us" or summink? Is that what you think I said? What a fucking stupid question.
Genius.
Foreign BodiesThough his aim seems to have improved since joining Portsmouth, Harry never seemed to have much luck when signing foreign types.
This, our hero once explained, was because he couldn't bond with them as well as he did with domestic players. "With the foreigners it's more difficult," he said. "Most of them don't even bother with the golf, they don't want to go racing. They don't even drink."
Many rate Harry's greatest deal as the £1m he paid for Marco Boogers, the Dutch caravan-dweller whose sole start for the club ended after 15 minutes when was sent off for attempting to cut Gary Neville in half. Harry later sagely observed: "You can't get fuck-all for a million nowadays."
Others claim his best brush with non-Englanders was a West Ham trial match against Barnet in 1993, arranged so Harry could run the rule over an exciting Russian prospect. "Andrei Shevchenko didn't pull up any trees," he explained to the press the next day before sending the future Dynamo Kiev and AC Milan superstar on his way.
But there will always be a special place in Mediawatch's heart for Samassi Abou, just for inspiring the following quote, possibly lifted off Harry's Love Thy Neighbour video:
"The lad went home to the Ivory Coast and got a bit of food poisoning. He must have eaten a dodgy missionary or something."
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)
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― Wellfed Brony (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 6 October 2013 23:42 (twelve years ago)