Meg White's teeth

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How come a google search for "Meg White's teeth" brings up ZERO results?!?!? Her teeth are the most amazing thing about her! And I can't find ANY pictures of them either! HELP!!!

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

here they are

http://www.facilitycity.com/busfac/images/false_teeth.jpg

― j0e (j0e), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

BECAUSE THEY'RE GREEN AND CROOKED!!

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I KNOW!!!!

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

you're depraved.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll try to get that one from my friend... it got printed in the NME but was shrunk so much that you couldn't tell.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

this could be a Calum thread

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 20:01 (twenty-two years ago)

steve i'm crushed

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

just replace Meg White with Emma Bunton, and teeth with supposed general drool-factor

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

The only thing about the White Stripes that has remotely registered with me is Meg's idiosyncratic hotness. But damn, she never says much and stands passively behind that asshole who you know probably insists on the dorky uniforms.

― theodore fogelsanger, Wednesday, 16 April 2003 23:28 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

http://groups.msn.com/homeofthewhitestripes/megwhiteonly.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=413

HERE ARE HER TEETH!!!!!!!!

― Ricky Ricardo, Monday, 10 May 2004 22:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Ew.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 10 May 2004 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh my god. that's shocking. She's so pretty.. and those TEETH.

― mandee, Monday, 10 May 2004 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

It's just that they look as if she's just eaten the guts out of some Wildebeest or something.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 10 May 2004 22:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Are they made out of little blocks of wood!?

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 10 May 2004 23:31 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/ken_the_juggler/omgwtf.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 10 May 2004 23:55 (twenty-one years ago)

the lighting in the picture isn't exactly doing her any favours.

― the 'surface' 'noise' (electricsound), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 00:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Man it makes her even more horny

― meg's brother, Tuesday, 11 May 2004 00:11 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.einfach-rockmusik.de/Jack_Meg_White.jpg

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 11 May 2004 00:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Hot girls with bad teeth. Yum yum.

― meg's brother, Tuesday, 11 May 2004 00:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I just realized that I want to punch Jack White's face in

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 11 May 2004 00:13 (twenty-one years ago)

just?

― the 'surface' 'noise' (electricsound), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 00:22 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread revival sucks

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)

three weeks pass...

leave Jack alone. he has an awesome fashion sense and i know he doesn't FORCE Meg to conforming. what would The White Stripes be without Jack...? percussion and..."sand"?

― Mad Hatter, Thursday, 3 June 2004 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

NO WONDER BRITISH PEOPLE LUV THEM

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Thursday, 3 June 2004 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

i think i would enjoy a meg solo album, sand or no

― the surface noise for the sake of noise (electricsound), Thursday, 3 June 2004 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

American style supershinyhappywhite teeth scare the shit outta me. Give me scars, crooked teeth and dirty knickers any time.

― don (don), Thursday, 3 June 2004 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

i was with you up to the knickers

― the surface noise for the sake of noise (electricsound), Thursday, 3 June 2004 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...

oh well if Meg has bad teeth she still is pretty!

― Harley, Thursday, 17 June 2004 23:30 (twenty-one years ago)

pretty ugly.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 17 June 2004 23:32 (twenty-one years ago)

b'dum tsch

― Bloodclaart Gangsta Youth Club (don), Thursday, 17 June 2004 23:32 (twenty-one years ago)

She looked a bit like a Down's Syndrome sufferer in Coffee & Cigarettes.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 17 June 2004 23:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Here are her teeth, plus Kid Rock

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/27463.jpg

They're a little disturbing, but I think she's dreamy.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 17 June 2004 23:38 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, the kind of dream after which you wake up screaming and in a cold sweat.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 17 June 2004 23:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, a sex dream.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 17 June 2004 23:40 (twenty-one years ago)

no, after those my sweat is more hot.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 17 June 2004 23:41 (twenty-one years ago)

the kind of dream after which you wake up screaming and in a cold sweat.

well, I don't look too much like James Brown, but ok

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 17 June 2004 23:42 (twenty-one years ago)

i'd totally bone her.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 17 June 2004 23:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey I just wanted to tell muy best friend Harley dat Meg is a seXXXy beast

Trucker

― Trucker, Friday, 18 June 2004 00:21 (twenty-one years ago)

seXXXy beast
yeah

― Harley, Friday, 18 June 2004 00:23 (twenty-one years ago)

GO HARLEY

― Trucker, Friday, 18 June 2004 00:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I regret having made the comment I did on this thread previously. The US's obsession with teeth being abnormally perfect or "shit" otherwise is a bit sickening.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 18 June 2004 00:33 (twenty-one years ago)

i need to go to the dentist though

― are 'friends' electricsound? (electricsound), Friday, 18 June 2004 00:36 (twenty-one years ago)

The US's obsession with teeth being abnormally perfect or "shit" otherwise is a bit sickening.

none less so than our face, breast, stomach, ass, leg and thigh obsessions.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 18 June 2004 00:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Our strange national fetish for the whiteness of teeth has nothing to do with the well-established connection between oral health and general health.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 18 June 2004 01:09 (twenty-one years ago)

seven years pass...

http://awards.tv.yahoo.com/blog/57-why-emmy-nominee-steve-buscemi-refuses-to-fix-his-teeth

― Jim O'Pourke (buzza), Saturday, 16 July 2011 04:05 (fourteen years ago)

Miley Cyrus continues acting despite her lower teeth not lining up.

WTF

― StanM, Saturday, 16 July 2011 05:47 (fourteen years ago)

my milf-y dentist (whose specialty is cosmetic dentistry although i go there for general work) is trying to get me to whiten my teeth. i told her i wasn't interested right now and she shrugged and said "oh well, i'm a perfectionist."

i think my teeth look fine for a civilian -- if i were a model/actress/person in the public eye i'd probably whiten them. but i don't care, and i have sensitive teeth anyway.

― uncle joey who can recall his past relationship with alanis (get bent), Saturday, 16 July 2011 05:53 (fourteen years ago)

dentists always act like your teeth are far more horrible than they are. they want you to be ashamed and fearful and give them all your $$$$$$$$$$$$.

― uncle joey who can recall his past relationship with alanis (get bent), Saturday, 16 July 2011 05:54 (fourteen years ago)

Chris Rock evidently got his teeth fixed during the filming of Down To Earth, resulting in numerous continuity errors.

― shake it, shake it, sugary pee (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 16 July 2011 12:20 (fourteen years ago)

Teeth whitening is dumb. The folks I know who have done it say it just doesn't last.

Dentistry may be the one medical profession that, if it does a good job, makes less work for itself. If you brush and floss every day, that's most of the battle, and as one pre-fluoride generation gives way to the next, that's fewer and fewer patients prone to cavities to a chronic (which is to say, lucrative) degree. Which is why so many dentists compulsively push cosmetic stuff.

I once went to the dentist and was given a different guy since my regular was out. He insisted on x-rays (despite this being a brief window sans insurance), and then, looking at my teeth, suggested I was grinding my teeth in my sleep and wanted to fit me for a mouthguard.

"Wait a minute," I said. "How can you tell I've been grinding them?"

"I just got back from a conference where I went to a panel on teeth grinding," he claimed.

"But you've never seen my teeth before in your life. For all you know they've looked like this for years."

"Trust me," he answered. "You can bank on it."

I told him that was a poor choice of words and passed on the treatment he pushed.

― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 16 July 2011 13:31 (fourteen years ago)

My dentist always tells me how fantastic my teeth are.

He even gave me a doughnut once.

― tokyo rosemary, Saturday, 16 July 2011 13:49 (fourteen years ago)

xp Also, mouth guards are around $20 at any pharmacy.

― shake it, shake it, sugary pee (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 16 July 2011 14:20 (fourteen years ago)

I see my dentist with my coffee-stained and braces-scarred chompers and he just asks me about the duck hunting magazine my company publishes.

Works for me.

― Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 16 July 2011 14:49 (fourteen years ago)

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