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i thought this thread was about orgasms.
-- Chris V. (formerlypoopsmcge...), April 17th, 2003. (Chris V)

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You think every thread is about orgasms, Chris.
-- nickalicious (nza2342...), April 17th, 2003. (nickalicious)

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someone start an orgasm thread. please.
-- Jeanne Fury (JeanneFur...), April 17th, 2003. (Jeanne Fury)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:41 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, if only it were THAT easy....

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha! This is only the second post of yours I've seen Jeanne, and I already love you.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I've been too tired to have orgasms. It's just too much to even think about when you're writing about the Holocaust.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Orgasms are overrated. I prefer heated intellectual discussion.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought I had an orgasm once, but my doctor told me it was the wrong kind.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I've been too tired to have orgasms before, too. I've fallen asleep on myself. Talk about an insult...
(thanks for the love, nickalicious.)

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Jeanne, I know your pain all too well.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Sometimes, I totally fight off the orgasm because, well, I'm a dude, and when I come, the fun stops. But I've held it back for so long, that I just wind up not being able to. Though I'm the only who seems to mind.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Orgasms are overrated. I prefer heated soup.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I do the "fight it" thing too, Horace, but usually for hours and not DAYS. That just scares me.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 17 April 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I prefer orgasms during heated intellectual discussions.

― hstencil, Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

about soup.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Heated orgasms are overrated. I prefer intellectual soup.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

My ex-roommate once threw soup out the window, out to the street.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Because of an orgasm?

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Probably not, she was dating a guy who had no penis, seriously.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I rather have an orgasm than litter, thank you very much.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

A lack of orgasms can drive one to terrible things.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

she was dating a guy who had no penis

How small does a penis have to be before it qualifies as a lack of penis?

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Orgasms are overrated. I prefer York peppermint patties.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Food destruction! I'd toss them out of the window, to follow the soup down...

Probably not, she was dating a guy who had no penis, seriously.

Ah, frustration based on lack of sexual release outlet....

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Probably not, she was dating a guy who had no penis, seriously.

How was she dating a guy, then?

― hstencil, Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Listen, I'm being totally serious here, he had some kind of deformity apparently, "micro-penis"? It's like a real medical thing, I saw it on the Discovery channel.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Isn't that what Jamie Lee Curtis had?

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:15 (twenty-two years ago)

unless the guy had microfingers or a microtongue or a microimagination, there's no reason she couldn't have gotten something out of the (sexual) deal.

― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

(Jeanne, are you thinking of the dick-clit?)

― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, that was a little defensive.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Micropenis is a genuine medical term, although I don't know how small it has to be to qualify for medical concern. As for Jamie Lee Curtis, no one in a position to know has spoken on the record, so all discussion of this is a matter of SICK AND WRONG fantasy. And therefore I'm surprised ILX hasn't raised the issue before.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:19 (twenty-two years ago)

do you mean my answer, Ally? it was meant tongue in cheek. seriously, that condition sounds like a logistical nightmare, all sex stuff aside.

― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)

What the heck's that? I heard that Ms. Curtis was born with a hemaphroditic little thingie on her girl-thingie. She had the micro-penis removed.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Everyone's heard that one. But look... just watch the stripping scene in True Lies and tell me that it matters. She could have teeth down there and I don't know if I'd be able to resist.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I meant something a little more commonplace, Jeanne. anyway, never heard that rumor before--and I'll ditto Kenan apart from subbing Trading Places as the film of choice

― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Nothing more attractive than a wig-wearing hooker in a fake fur coat and miniskirt.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Excuse me, could you guys stop talking hermaphrodites and micropenises and get back to orgasms?

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

fwiw, I have an orgasm every time I watch Trading Places. better, Aaron?

― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay Aaron. What do you want to know?

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought the How Close Are You? thread was gonna be abt orgasms.

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Before we do that tho, Aaron, Joan Jett to thread.

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

The Illicit Manufacture of Liquid Orgasm

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha couldn't they have given it a nicer name though? 'Micropenis' is so cold and clinical and stonyhearted! At least if they called it a 'humblewang' or a 'minidingle' or some shit then the guy who was forced to admit he had one could convince himself that maybe other people thought he was talking about a laptop or a European car or something. At least give him that much, y'know?

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

it was meant tongue in cheek

I'LL BET IT WAS

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

ipud

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Joan Jett makes me have an orgasm.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

HUMBLEWANG?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

best thread evah

― joan jett's actual girlfriend (mark s), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

O's are delightful. And I must say it is a great pleasure being female sometimes.

The movie Amy's O was horrible though.

Orlando was a good movie, and sensual, but it was named Orlando, not Orgasm.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

HUMBLEWANG?

I hear they're very good on gas.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

(Not that I'm not female all the time... or something)...

I want York peppermint patties now.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Thursday, 17 April 2003 18:36 (twenty-two years ago)

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your hand is your friend.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 14:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Horace OTM

― webcrack (music=crack), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)

nine months pass...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha omg

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 20:29 (twenty years ago)

This thread is seriously one of the greatest things ever.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 20:42 (twenty years ago)

there's nothing better than the dream-gasm, somewhere between sleeping and waking.

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 23:25 (twenty years ago)

Orbit otm - in fact, it's in that semi-dreaming state that coming makes absolutely no difference to my arousal - it's like the chemical reaction that makes blokes turn off after orgasm hasn't been put into action. Very strange, pretty rare, but great.

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 23:36 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

oh.

― mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 8 January 2005 16:07 (twenty years ago)

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

― mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 8 January 2005 16:14 (twenty years ago)

Canada, hotbed of lust.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 8 January 2005 16:15 (twenty years ago)

"hotbed"

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 8 January 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)

i dislike "dreamgasms", especially when you come after having a dream with relatives in it.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 8 January 2005 23:47 (twenty years ago)

i mean, talk about starting your day off weird!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 8 January 2005 23:48 (twenty years ago)

It's your mom, dude.

― xAARONHZx, EXTREME ILXOR LOOK ALL CAPS (AaronHz), Saturday, 8 January 2005 23:59 (twenty years ago)

no it was my sis...:-/

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 9 January 2005 00:05 (twenty years ago)

Hardly a surprise, considering her reputation.

― Markelby (Mark C), Sunday, 9 January 2005 00:39 (twenty years ago)

Hey latebloomer, you ever read "The Hotel New Hampshire"?

― xAARONHZx, EXTREME ILXOR LOOK ALL CAPS (AaronHz), Sunday, 9 January 2005 01:26 (twenty years ago)

four months pass...

"The female orgasm, she said, 'is for fun.'"

GOD REALLY IS A WOMAN. DO YOU SEE???

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 20 May 2005 20:12 (twenty years ago)

(wait, save for the part about "phasing out." wrong, so wrong.)

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 20 May 2005 20:20 (twenty years ago)

NEED.... MORE.... ORGASMS!

― Ian Riese-Moraine is on toffuti break! (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 20 May 2005 20:21 (twenty years ago)

I dunno, the "for fun" thing goes into poetic interpretation. I was reading this the other day and thinking, you know, following her logic you could say the female orgasm was totally vestigal, and that female circumcision was the equivalent of removing the appendix! Not that I'd say either of those things, obviously -- I just found it weird that a scientist would try and spin this theory with words like "for" and "fun."

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 20 May 2005 20:21 (twenty years ago)

Wait, I guess I'd be fine with the first of those things being true: nobody cares if it's biologically vestigal so long as it's fun. It'd be like furries and people born with tails.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 20 May 2005 20:23 (twenty years ago)

you could say the female orgasm was totally vestigal, and that female circumcision was the equivalent of removing the appendix!

this presupposes that orgasm is dependent on the bits removed during FGM, though.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 20 May 2005 20:26 (twenty years ago)

(sorry to be pedantic, should I talk about how awesome orgasms are when you're pregnant?)

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 20 May 2005 20:30 (twenty years ago)

they're noticably better?

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 20 May 2005 20:32 (twenty years ago)

oh yes.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 20 May 2005 20:33 (twenty years ago)

True on both counts -- my orgasms have been really top of the line ever since you got knocked up.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 20 May 2005 20:34 (twenty years ago)

teeny has a superiority complex about herr orgasms, obv.

― slightly more subdued (kenan), Friday, 20 May 2005 20:36 (twenty years ago)

Her husband is German?

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 20 May 2005 20:36 (twenty years ago)

how is it that they're better? why?!

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 20 May 2005 20:37 (twenty years ago)

Someone print out this thread for when Teeny's future child learns to read.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 20 May 2005 20:37 (twenty years ago)

Don't dab your eye, mein herr
Or wonder why, mein herr
I've always told you I was a rover
You mustn't knit your brow
You should have known by now
You'd every cause to doubt me mein herr.

― slightly more subdued (kenan), Friday, 20 May 2005 20:38 (twenty years ago)

ok obviously this may not be true for every woman/every pregnancy, but due to all the happenins in that neighborhood, your body is sending a lot more blood down there (just like when you're aroused). Your pink bits go a shade darker, believe it or not. Your g-spot also gets more engorged. I happen to be very g-spot oriented, so maybe this is why it affects me in such a beneficial manner. My libido is up, I orgasm more easily, and on average they're of higher quality. Also--and this sounds weird at first but if you think about it it makes sense--I don't have the worry of getting pregnant in the back of my head.

Some women become uninterested in sex when pregnant, though, it can totally vary.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 20 May 2005 20:47 (twenty years ago)

Now I'm worried Tamika wasn't just really into me.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 20 May 2005 20:50 (twenty years ago)

that makes complete sense. it's so fascinating!

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 20 May 2005 20:53 (twenty years ago)

must get laid

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 20 May 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

help

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 20 May 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

I love that we have two women calmly discussing orgasms and three guys circling around making bad jokes. It's like high school all over again.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 20 May 2005 20:59 (twenty years ago)

I want to go to your high school.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Saturday, 21 May 2005 06:30 (twenty years ago)

I did go to your high school - who do you think the women were talking about?

― Markelby (Mark C), Saturday, 21 May 2005 11:20 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2007/writers/don_banks/01/22/colts.patriots/Manning.jpg

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Monday, 22 January 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

Herr Orgasms?

(also, can Teeny's kid read yet?)

― Mark G, Monday, 3 November 2008 16:35 (sixteen years ago)

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― Vichitravirya_XI, Monday, 3 November 2008 16:36 (sixteen years ago)

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― Mark G, Monday, 3 November 2008 20:36 (sixteen years ago)

move thread to too much TMI please it's offensive and disgusting, even if not explicity NSFW.

― ian, Monday, 3 November 2008 20:37 (sixteen years ago)

err, i love TMI.
"TOO MUCH TOO MUCH INFORMATION"

― ian, Monday, 3 November 2008 20:37 (sixteen years ago)

shall I pick you up at the airport, oops?
― luna (luna.c), Thursday, April 17, 2003 4:19 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Yes, please. I'll be the one with the huge...smile on my face.
― hoops (Oops), Thursday, April 17, 2003 4:35 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
There's no one here!
― oops (Oops), Thursday, April 17, 2003 4:55 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― nabisco, Monday, 3 November 2008 20:39 (sixteen years ago)

wow

― jordan s (J0rdan S.), Monday, 3 November 2008 20:40 (sixteen years ago)

I don't have the worry of getting pregnant in the back of my head.

Wah

― Not the real Village People, Monday, 3 November 2008 23:15 (sixteen years ago)

I'll be the one with the huge...smile on my face.

And I will be the one with the fantastic porno body who isn't there. You'll know me when you don't see me.

sigh.

Oh, luna.

― Mozarella sticks. Think about it. (kenan), Monday, 3 November 2008 23:19 (sixteen years ago)

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