"If you guys keep up this horseplay with the substitute tomorrow, you might as well just bend over and wait for me to stick my big size ten and a half in your fanny."

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Said by my gym teacher. Discuss.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 17 April 2003 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

"A nocturnal emission is just God's hand job."

Said by my gym/sex-ed teacher.

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 17 April 2003 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I knew there was a reason why I never liked God. Not once did that SOB give _me_ a hand job.

― hoops (Oops), Thursday, 17 April 2003 20:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Blimey. And you not having a fanny and all.

― RickyT (RickyT), Thursday, 17 April 2003 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

When I was in 9th grade, I really hated and mightily resisted changing for gym. One afternoon, I told my gym teacher I wasn't feeling well, kinda wanted to vomit (completely untrue, I just assumed he wouldn't want me puking in the gym) - he got very concerned, overly so, I thought, and had me sit down, put his arm around me and told me I was going through a very difficult time and if I ever needed to talk about my options, or just to talk, his office was always open and he would do what he could to help me. I thought "well that's ODD..."

My best friend later told me she had asked him pregnancy related questions that morning because one of her close friends thought she was pregnant and was terrified.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 17 April 2003 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

That was an episode of Three's Company, not your life.

― shoops (Oops), Thursday, 17 April 2003 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

It sure felt like one - DeGrassi Jr High at least

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 17 April 2003 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)

See, there you go again, teasing me with your perfect womanness. (funny, attractive, watches Degrassi--what else is there?)

― shoops (Oops), Thursday, 17 April 2003 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

fanny = arse, but I suppose it's equally interesting the other way.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 17 April 2003 21:05 (twenty-two years ago)

(I can think of a thing or two... but I'm good to go there, too)

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 17 April 2003 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Bingo.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 17 April 2003 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Am I misunderstanding something or did your teacher threaten to rape you?

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Thursday, 17 April 2003 22:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I think he was referring to his shoe size, so he was threatening to kick us. But I prefer to misconstrue.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 17 April 2003 22:06 (twenty-two years ago)

my gym teacher was a fucking idiot. Like Coach Cutlip from the Wonder Years. Once I kicked a basketball and it tagged him right in the skull. He sent me to the office. Later that day I went back to his office and put parameciums in his water. I stole them from the science lab.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 17 April 2003 22:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought it was a rape thing too, to be honest.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 17 April 2003 22:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Our gym teacher/coach sits outside, next to the gym, during class and smokes Kools. (smoking on school property is illegal, but, oh well.)

He also wears Kangols and velour track suits and has a huge purple paddle to whoop ass when I send a bad kid to him. He rules.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Thursday, 17 April 2003 22:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Woah, I totally missed the shoe connection too.

― Dan I., Friday, 18 April 2003 01:12 (twenty-two years ago)

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