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• Looting Creates [TAX]Break With the Past

----Washingtonpost.com

― Skottie, Friday, 18 April 2003 07:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Edwards to Return [Sperm] Donations

----Washingtonpost.com

― Skottie, Friday, 18 April 2003 07:03 (twenty-two years ago)

or even

Nuclear Reactor in Texas Leaking [Soothing] Cooling Water

― Skottie, Friday, 18 April 2003 23:44 (twenty-two years ago)

• Indian Leader Calls for Kashmir Sweater Talks

― Skottie, Saturday, 19 April 2003 15:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Report: Self Esteem Wants Kansas Job

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 19 April 2003 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Batman Gets Quick Ouster From Supreme Court

You have to check out the real story. Someone had a lot of fun with this.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 19 April 2003 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Unloved arch bishop waits for a home

― Andrew (enneff), Saturday, 19 April 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Can dirty jokes be funny? Of course you fucking twunt.

― Andrew (enneff), Saturday, 19 April 2003 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

• Pope lead pipes Catholics into Easter

― Skottie, Saturday, 19 April 2003 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

U.S. taps James Garner to lead Iraq

― Skottie, Monday, 21 April 2003 05:43 (twenty-two years ago)

four months pass...

Duct Tape attributed to Saddam denies role in Najaf blast

― Skottie, Monday, 1 September 2003 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

New Jolt Cola for Power Grid Fixes

― Skottie, Tuesday, 2 September 2003 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

West Nile Vaccine Helps Keep [Yard]B[y]rds Alive

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

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Gore Wins National Championship

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 04:21 (twenty years ago)

five years pass...

Wall Street Journal:
Mayor Says 9[/]11 Fell Short

― Zsa Zsa Gay Bar (jaymc), Thursday, 30 December 2010 02:40 (fifteen years ago)

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