do you shake your genitals?

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In the wind or in a window?
Where was the last place you shook 'em?

― SB-Radshaw (Simeon), Friday, 18 April 2003 22:33 (twenty-two years ago)

at the end of a piss.

― hstencil, Friday, 18 April 2003 22:36 (twenty-two years ago)

This message board has gone straight to hell.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 18 April 2003 22:47 (twenty-two years ago)

shake your love, i just cant shake your love.

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Friday, 18 April 2003 22:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you shake them or do they just tremble all by themselves? And have you ever wondered WHY?

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Friday, 18 April 2003 23:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Shake! You gotta shake somethin'!

― Morris Day (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 April 2003 23:11 (twenty-two years ago)

"do you shame your genitals?" "do you shape your genitals?" "do you shale your genitals?" "so you shade your genitals?" etc etc etc

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 April 2003 23:13 (twenty-two years ago)

My favorite is shame, Dan.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 18 April 2003 23:14 (twenty-two years ago)

"Why can't you be more like the Wilson's genitals?"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 April 2003 23:18 (twenty-two years ago)

"do you stake your genitals?"

― matthew james (matthew james), Friday, 18 April 2003 23:19 (twenty-two years ago)

"Do you flake your genitals?"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 April 2003 23:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you fake your genitals?

― Rockist Scientist, Friday, 18 April 2003 23:24 (twenty-two years ago)

strap ons to thread.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 18 April 2003 23:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you bake your genitals?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 April 2003 23:27 (twenty-two years ago)

How do you take your genitals? ("straight up")

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Friday, 18 April 2003 23:29 (twenty-two years ago)

y-y-y-y-ye-e-e-e-e-es-s-s-s-s

― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 18 April 2003 23:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I HAVE CREATED A MONSTER!!!

― di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 19 April 2003 00:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Do your genitals flake?

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Saturday, 19 April 2003 01:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I have the cutest little pubic rake to address my crab issues!

― Aaron A., Saturday, 19 April 2003 01:29 (twenty-two years ago)

What about the crabs' issues? You may be wrecking happy, fulfilling lives.

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Saturday, 19 April 2003 01:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I didn't say I used it. The crabs are cuter than the brush!

― Aaron A., Saturday, 19 April 2003 01:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Do your genitals flake?

Were a part of the ILX community when Dan Perry shared with us the powerfully evocative word "bootyflakes"?

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 19 April 2003 01:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you break your genitals?

― ow (gabbneb), Saturday, 19 April 2003 01:54 (twenty-two years ago)

*vomits*

― jm (jtm), Saturday, 19 April 2003 01:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd probably not read a thread with the word bootyflakes in the subject, on the assumption that it was about some kind of obscure breakfast cereal.

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Saturday, 19 April 2003 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you exfoliate your genials?

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 19 April 2003 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you defoliate your generals?

― Skottie, Saturday, 19 April 2003 15:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you excoriate your genitals?

― Skottie, Saturday, 19 April 2003 15:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I defenestrate mine. The neighbours have been complaining.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 19 April 2003 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you expropriate your genitals?

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 19 April 2003 16:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you excommunicate your genitals?

― Jordan (Jordan), Saturday, 19 April 2003 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

or expatriate them?

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 19 April 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you irritate your genitals?

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 19 April 2003 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

that's a two-way thing, Kim.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 19 April 2003 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

ARE YOU DISCOMBOBULATED BY YOUR GENITALS?

― Simeon (Simeon), Saturday, 19 April 2003 22:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you believe genitals are the answer?

― Millar (Millar), Sunday, 20 April 2003 00:16 (twenty-two years ago)

to certain questions, yes, yes I do

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 20 April 2003 00:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you hate yr genitals?

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Sunday, 20 April 2003 10:54 (twenty-two years ago)

it's just like that INXS song!

― M Matos (M Matos), Sunday, 20 April 2003 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Genitals is the worst word ever.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 20 April 2003 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Nah, that's "cluster", I always thought it sounded like a horrible venereal disease.

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 20 April 2003 22:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Matos has given me a truly terrible idea

― Millar (Millar), Sunday, 20 April 2003 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)

eight years pass...

Do people still post timid, earnest inquiries about pubic grooming all over the internet, or has everybody pretty much figured their shit out? Ah, those were the days.

― kkvgz, Monday, 1 August 2011 12:13 (fourteen years ago)

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