There is a puppy in my office today

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It's Saturday, and I'm at work. Someone else who is working today brought in a puppy. I don't know what kind it is (I'm not a dog person, so I tend to classify them as "little rat-dogs," "big noisy dogs," and greyhounds; this one looks like it will grow up to be some sort of little rat-dog). While I normally prefer cats and kittens, this puppy is pretty darling, especially when it barked almost in an involuntary manner, as if it were sneezing.

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 19 April 2003 16:27 (twenty-three years ago)

ah, sweet, take a picture of it!

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 19 April 2003 16:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, the first thing I thought when I saw it was "I wish I had a digital camera"!

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 19 April 2003 16:31 (twenty-three years ago)

be warned, puppies have a lot of destructive power. My dog chewed up plaster, a cactus and a suitcase when he was a young 'un.

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 19 April 2003 16:33 (twenty-three years ago)

are you some kind of tweeist or something?
;)

― Mary (Mary), Saturday, 19 April 2003 16:35 (twenty-three years ago)

yep, totally.

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 19 April 2003 16:36 (twenty-three years ago)

I volunteer at an office that has a puppy. Awwww. She is fond of kissing my face.

― rosemary (rosemary), Saturday, 19 April 2003 16:47 (twenty-three years ago)

I volunteer at an office as a puppy.

― Paul Eater (eater), Saturday, 19 April 2003 21:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Wouldn't it be great if all the mean people on earth got magically transformed into adorable puppies? Everybody would be a winner. We should really look into this option.

― Dan I., Saturday, 19 April 2003 21:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes, but who would supply the puppy chow and the doggy treats? Unless you were expecting MASS PUPPY CANNIBALISM OH NO!

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 19 April 2003 22:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Do you want to lick my face, Paul?

― rosemary (rosemary), Sunday, 20 April 2003 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

be warned, puppies have a lot of destructive power. My dog chewed up plaster, a cactus and a suitcase when he was a young 'un.
-- jel -- (freeduni...), April 19th, 2003.

This was a puppy of mass destruction...

All baby creatures are cute, otherwise their parents would kill them when the parents got bored and wanted to go out to the movies.

― Skottie, Sunday, 20 April 2003 07:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Do you want to lick my face, Paul?

Rosemary, please bear in mind that there are old and frail people reading these boards. I am not up to excitement like this.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 20 April 2003 09:57 (twenty-three years ago)

The mean people into puppies idea is a strong one, as puppies are easier to drown.

(I don't have the same problem with dogs as I do with cats, but hey)

― Mark C (Mark C), Sunday, 20 April 2003 10:59 (twenty-three years ago)

there have never been any puppies in my office. There were kids last week tho, so it's only a matter of time...

― MarkH (MarkH), Sunday, 20 April 2003 13:38 (twenty-three years ago)

This was a puppy of mass destruction...

At one point this puppy tried to eat my shoelaces. Fiber-rich, probably, but not very nutritious.

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 20 April 2003 15:50 (twenty-three years ago)

two weeks pass...

The puppy is back this weekend! She's a Shih-tzu and her name is "Strudel."

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 4 May 2003 16:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Does she taste like chicken?

(Sorry, I'm starving and wouldn't turn away a puppy-kebab right about now.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 4 May 2003 18:46 (twenty-three years ago)

how about as ass-kebab? mmm bitey!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 4 May 2003 18:47 (twenty-three years ago)

We have a dog in our office named Bailey. He's a golden retriever - pretty cute, but how come that lady gets to bring her dog in every day? (she's not disabled or anything). I daydream about bringing my cats to work. Pepper would probably sit on top of my computer monitor and purr all day.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 5 May 2003 14:51 (twenty-three years ago)

I brought my cat in to work once. He was terrified, and hid behind the sofa all day.

― caitlin (caitlin), Monday, 5 May 2003 15:23 (twenty-three years ago)

fifteen years pass...

https://i.imgur.com/1TeIQ9l.jpg

he goes to work with my wife when i'm not working from home

― (•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 29 November 2018 20:55 (seven years ago)

Assuming that one is not getting paid to interact with a puppy, I don't know how anyone could possibly get any work done when there's a puppy present.

― you guys did not understance his stlye of english (Old Lunch), Thursday, 29 November 2018 20:58 (seven years ago)

Ollie is definitely upper management potential

― jmm, Thursday, 29 November 2018 20:58 (seven years ago)

i seriously wish our company would allow dogs to come to work with us

this place is already loud enough, i highly doubt the dogs would be that much louder

― F# A# (∞), Thursday, 29 November 2018 20:59 (seven years ago)

'Sorry, puppy, I have to crunch these numbers instead of playing with you' = a thing no one has ever said with any conviction.

― you guys did not understance his stlye of english (Old Lunch), Thursday, 29 November 2018 20:59 (seven years ago)

get your thinkin hat pup
this is called excel

― F# A# (∞), Thursday, 29 November 2018 21:02 (seven years ago)

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/07/59/b9/0759b9c7ce8818426563fb69f446f287.jpg

― F# A# (∞), Thursday, 29 November 2018 21:05 (seven years ago)

im not sure my union brothers and sisters would be too stoked - as there's bigger fish to fry - but i would love to argue for putting dog's at work into the collective agreement

― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 29 November 2018 21:07 (seven years ago)

dogs god darn it

― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 29 November 2018 21:07 (seven years ago)

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/06/ab/75/06ab75c41597e867302590d7c0f45e02.jpg

― jmm, Thursday, 29 November 2018 21:13 (seven years ago)

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