Awesome BMs

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As I posted on the Fox sunday line-up thread, BMs are always awesome (except, as noted, Brian Mulroney--ooh, ooh, and his offspring Ben). Here are some of my favourites:

Bernie Mac
Bruce McCulloch
Brian May (okay, he's not awesome, at least not totally awesome)
Ben Mann (my brother)

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Dear god, I thought you were going to talk about bowel movements.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:05 (twenty-two years ago)

haha, that's the joke, eh.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:06 (twenty-two years ago)

DB is an awesome BM.

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I think it would be fun to do this with all sorts of different initials. I recently wrote a big huge tract in a letter to a friend about how you never who I'm talking about when I call someone J.C., unless you've been paying real close attention.
If this thread doesn't pick up quick, I'll start a J.C. thread.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:09 (twenty-two years ago)

haha, that's the joke, eh.

You crazy man.

DB is an awesome BM.

Beyond all measure.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Bob Marley (duh)
Benito Mussolini!

― oops (Oops), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Bette Midler

― o. nate (onate), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Billy Martin

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Bill Monroe

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Bill Monroe
(you win Horace)

― oops (Oops), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Bob Moog

― o. nate (onate), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Barry Manilow.

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Bill Murray
Bob Monkhouse
Ben Miller

i think Bob Peck's character in Jurassic Park was B Muldoon too

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Barney Miller

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Bayrische Motoren (Werke)

― Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:28 (twenty-two years ago)

My friend, same guy that said "Bingo" was in the hospital in high school having surgery on his wrist. I went to visit him and he was completely out of it. He was trying to tell my friend and I that his gf came up to vist him. "ahhh man she gave me a BM." We were trying to figure out what he was telling us. "Kerri was here and she lifted up my johnie and gave me a BM." Apparently he meant bj.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Barbara Mandrell.

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

The proper term for what your friend received is a "Barbara Mandrell".

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

or she gave him an enema.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Or a "back massage". Must everything be so crude?

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:36 (twenty-two years ago)

OK, or a "ball moistening".

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:37 (twenty-two years ago)

It's very dangerous when they dry out, you know.

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Billy McKenzie

― Arthur (Arthur), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:37 (twenty-two years ago)

And they stick to the side of yr leg, and then when you stand up there's this painful THWAP!

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Bob (of Bob & Doug) McKenzie

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Thats called a Bat Wing horace.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:41 (twenty-two years ago)

King of all Pimps: Bill Moyers

― oops (Oops), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Baron von Munchausen

― oops (Oops), Monday, 21 April 2003 16:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Bernard Manning is another exception

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 21 April 2003 16:03 (twenty-two years ago)

so's Beelzebub McEvil

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 21 April 2003 16:06 (twenty-two years ago)

British Museum

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 21 April 2003 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Bird Man

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 21 April 2003 16:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Bill McNeil
http://www.tvcentral.com.ar/wnyx/personajes/bill.jpg

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 21 April 2003 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Boney M!
Bennie Motten!
Blind Melon!

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Monday, 21 April 2003 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.hiphopdx.com/images/albums/baby_birdman.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 21 April 2003 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Brent Mussberger!!!!!

― oops (Oops), Monday, 21 April 2003 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Baaba Maal, Bobby Marchan, Big Maybelle, Brownie McGhee, Bellemou Messaoud, Bernard Malamud. There are at least three notable Brian Moores in Britain - a novelist, a football commentator and a rugby star.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 21 April 2003 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Beck's Mutations

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 21 April 2003 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Bitch Magnet

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Monday, 21 April 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

breast massage

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 21 April 2003 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

2 can play:
balls macrame

― buttch (Oops), Monday, 21 April 2003 22:02 (twenty-two years ago)

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Media/Pix/pictures/2002/08/20/mortimer3.jpg

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 21 April 2003 23:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Barbara Morgenstern

― t''t, Monday, 21 April 2003 23:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Barbara Manning

― nickn (nickn), Monday, 21 April 2003 23:33 (twenty-two years ago)

baby mama

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 21 April 2003 23:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I prefer the BVM.

― rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 21 April 2003 23:55 (twenty-two years ago)

six years pass...

Awesome BMs

― iiiijjjj, Sunday, 8 November 2009 04:17 (sixteen years ago)

Balls of Meat

http://www.recipes4us.co.uk/Videos/Finished%20%20meatballs%20300dpi.jpg

― nearly one-third of a man (Z S), Sunday, 8 November 2009 05:07 (sixteen years ago)

I was hoping I'd be able to think of lots of other BMs that weren't Bowel Movements but looked like piles of poop, but...that's all I've got.

― nearly one-third of a man (Z S), Sunday, 8 November 2009 05:18 (sixteen years ago)

I'm really sympathizing with the poor folks over at http://pooplook.blogspot.com/

― nearly one-third of a man (Z S), Sunday, 8 November 2009 05:22 (sixteen years ago)

Okay.

So one time, like over a decade ago, I was working at Steak N' Shake. I was doing food prep in the kitchen and one of my co-workers came back and said, "Dude. You need to come into the women's restroom." And I'm like, "No, I really don't need to come into the women's restroom, but thanks all the same." And my co-worker said, "Dude, no. Really. You seriously need to come into the women's restroom and you need to look in a particular toilet in the women's restroom." And I'm like, "No, I actually can probably go the res of my life going without seeing whatever it is in the women's room toilet that you've judged to be so worthy of observation." And my co-worker is like, "Dude. I don't think you understand. You need to come and look into the women's toilet bowl." At this point, the insistence of my co-worker had managed to intrigue me, so I begrudgingly followed him into the women's restroom. He led me to the fabled stall of which he spoke such hosannas and sang such praises and, lo!, before me rested an object for which hossanas and praises were not just worthy but almost required. In the women's toilet bowl in question rested a BM which was AT LEAST two feet in diameter. I shit you not. I stared in awe, and had a vivid imagining of a wife and mother returning to her table with haste, clenching her buttocks and uttering the phrase, "We need to go." to her family over and over until they were able to judge by the thin trail of blood trailing behind the wife/mother that it was, indeed, time to go.

I hope that the woman in question ultimately wound up in good health, and I also hope that she knows the gift that she bestowed upon the world of low-paid fast-food employees in the state of Indiana. May she be forever be remembered as a patriot and a hero.

― I HEART CREEPY MENS (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 8 November 2009 05:31 (sixteen years ago)

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