"Daddy's back on the clock!" & other gems

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last night on that monica lewinsky 'mr. personality' show, one of the dudes who got kicked off was giving his little comments after conceding...he said something about how he was okay with losing, after all he was back on the market, "DADDY'S BACK ON THE CLOCK!"
what the fuck? my gut was really hurting by the time i stopped laughing.

what are some of the stupidest lines/catchphrases or whatever you've ever heard actually originate from another human being's mouth?

― Dallas Yertle (Dallas Yertle), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 08:07 (twenty-two years ago)

it may have beem simply, "DADDY'S ON THE CLOCK!" (delivered in this ridiculous 'hey, i'm a player!' latter-day fonz kind of way)
either way, fucking sadly hilarious.

another instance along these lines is when i was watching one of the mtv channels and matt pinfield comes on and instead of saying 'hey guys, what's up/what's happening' or whatever stupid greeting the hosts/vj's ususally try to use when they address the viewers at home, he says 'hey, buds!'
...hee-HEE!

matt pinfield is probably the king of this shit.

― Dallas Yertle (Dallas Yertle), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 08:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Better than "Daddy's back on the cock" .

― rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 03:53 (twenty-two years ago)

i am pleased by this thread

― trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 04:03 (twenty-two years ago)

thank god someone is.

― Dallas Yertle (Dallas Yertle), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 10:42 (twenty-two years ago)

"You're some kind of hero-status legend thing!", as said last night by my boss. He looked confused.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 11:08 (twenty-two years ago)

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