Which ILX0R would you like to beat over the head with an inflatable hammer?

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Harmless fun, no serious injury, only momentary confusion- just to release some aggression, and to let them know you're there.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 11:41 (twenty-two years ago)

No takers?

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 12:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Wasn't there a music video on this?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 12:05 (twenty-two years ago)

please Hammer 'em, don't hurt 'em

(sorry...)

― Dallas Yertle (Dallas Yertle), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 12:08 (twenty-two years ago)

ANDREW THAMES.

― di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 12:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd beat all of you to a pulp!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 12:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Geir.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 12:26 (twenty-two years ago)

That nickalicious fucker.

― somebody (nickalicious), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 12:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Have it ready for the next time Bryan apologizes.

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Jess cuz he said I made him throw up his pbj.
(Please excuse if Jess is female, but I'd still want to hit her with an inflatable hammer.)

― Sarah Mclusky (coco), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Everybody who should be posting more but isn't.

(And me, cuz I should be posting less but I'm not.)

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 16:06 (twenty-two years ago)

The choice is clear.
http://homepages.dsl.ca/~sean/dumbstuff/hammerhead.jpg

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 16:17 (twenty-two years ago)

ditto to the first part of what jbr said

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

You post a pic with your mouth like that and you are just asking to be photoshopped.

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Good catch.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 16:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm alarmed that you had an inflatable hammer, actually.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 16:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Heh, it was sent to me as a promo item for AMD's new Hammer processor; oddly enough, it launched TODAY, just in time for this thread.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 16:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Bless Sean for his exquisite sense of when to post what.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 16:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Ni-"Everybody Hates Me"-cole.

nabisco after he writes another one of his 1,000 excellent 'ooh, I say' posts. Affectionately, like.

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)

nabisco is the one ILxor I'd vote into office

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Ph34r this man:

http://www.uniservity.net/images/clubs/pages/5314/8073_28088_original.jpg

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Everybody'd be all up the place, fillibustering, talking shits and giggles, nitsuh walks into the room: < open bold>"This is a good question now a) etc b) etc c)... Carry on."

Everyone else: ooh, I say.
Me: *frantically inflating emergency hammer*.

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I would bop a bunch you poseurs on the head with a Nerf inflatable bat for not posting more/anymore, you'd all be savagely attacked by my Romo robot army. I'm not naming names, I don't want anyone to be prepared for my shock and awe campaign.

― Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Stencil for being such a perv.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

nabisco is the one ILxor I'd vote into office

I just had that same thought yesterday. I was gonna start a thread about which ILXor you'd pick for president if you had to pick an ILXor. I'd give my vote to nabisco.
I have something against starting meta-threads though.(don't have anything against someone else who starts one, though)

― buttch (Oops), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Nicole Rumsfeld? What?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

custos

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, sorry... missed the "inflatable" part

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

if you make me president i will cleanse the number system of foul imposters

― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

you got my vote!

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark S will have to post more before I remove him from my axis of tweevil.

― Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

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