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"I always had a bottle I could turn to/& lately I been turning every day...", merle haggard sang it. OK same except it's not a bottle, it's y'know, it's dope, a needle & a spoon. Most days & then every day & now I'm sick & I'm all sorry for myself,well DUH. Why the fuck did I start doing it so often again? Oh there's always a reason. I'm depressed, call the dope man. I'm happy, it's a nice day for getting high, call the dope man.
Sorry, this isn't really a question, is it? whadda you do.

― have a bleedin guess, Saturday, 8 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Kate convinced the Prophet Jason Pierce to start posting hurrah! (If this is a sincere request for help, I apologize in advance.)

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Saturday, 8 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

If you really want to stop, just appeal to your own vanity. Think of your looks. Serious.

― dave q, Saturday, 8 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Sincere request for help", nah don't worry. I just can't sleep & shit. Make jokes about it is good.
Reason to stop - the only one is money really. My "looks" - long gone dad!

― dean martin, Saturday, 8 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm in the same boat right now. Drop me a mail. I might be a couple of days getting back, but I could use the solidarity.

― anon, Saturday, 8 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Jeez Louise. Hope you two get through this. :-( I'm afraid all I can offer are best wishes, but they are offered.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 8 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i don't think you're stupid. i think you're "cool". jokes! nah, seriously though, i don't think you're stupid, i think you've made a mistake but who doesn't make mistakes? you know how i feel and you know i'll try to help and support you as much as i can. thats all i can do and i hope its enuff.

― unohoo, Sunday, 9 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Actually the worst thing about hard drugs is they lead to worse things. You know, like POT.

― duane, Sunday, 9 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm fucking stupid

I was hoping this thread was about a new T-shirt you could wear when you're out with yr girlfriend.

― Nick, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Where did I put that snare drum........

― Ronan, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It could start a whole new craze 'I'm fucking ugly' etc. etc.

― Emma, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

A girl could wear one that said I'm Fucking Gay if that was her boyfriends name and she wouldnt be gay obviously. This is the lowest this joke can go. Theres a problem though because if you were on your own wearing the t shirt you'd look like a complete fool.

― Ronan, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Nah, but as long as you had the arrow then it could just refer to random passers bys so that would be OK.

Dumm@sfuck.com, I'm sorry for hijacking this thread with rubbish.

― Nick, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The arrow kills the subtlety as far as I'm concerned.

― Ronan, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I have long wanted to make a t-shirt for a particular friend of mine which had the old "I'm with stupid" slogan, but the hand / arrow would be on their belly, pointing straight down.

― Tim, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Nick - yr T-shirt slogan interpretation = totally INTENDED for godsake, don't englishmen understand puns either, jeez.

― duane, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Duane, I'm sorry. I did not assume it was intended, as it was fairly tenuous and I assumed the questioner in no mood to be making puns. In fact, I don't believe you at all.

― Nick, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Unless, of course, in NZ there really are T-shirts that say 'I'm fucking stupid", in which case I've missed a marketing trick.

― Nick, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I've been indulging in a lot of bad behavior recently, and for me it really stems from a dissatisfaction with my life. When I'm happy, I don't think about drugs as much.

The upside is I don't have a goddam ounce of fat on my body; my stomach is perfectly flat. After an epic weekend, I looked at myself in the mirror this morning and thought I looked pretty good.

― Its not me, Monday, 10 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

six months pass...

If you want a cool Tshirt check out http://www.fuckingwear.com Can't say I think it's stupid or the people that wear them, but then again I am the owner of the company.

Any way, check em' out!

Scott

― Scott Whitty, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

eighteen years pass...

oh snap son you let that URL expire, I'ma snap it up now.

― pass the cur's dossier (Neanderthal), Sunday, 30 August 2020 19:08 (four years ago)

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