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RESPECT

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 04:33 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.icelandiscool.com/photos/images/010IMG_6496.JPG

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 04:33 (twenty-two years ago)

and of course

http://lookinside-images.amazon.com/Qffs+v35leqRJd8UPGZzaGALWJQ4hEpj7kQrlwaX/DT0gjYyXqTRqXRC1cIE5d4cKjMcl/r4GFs=

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 04:33 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.getodd.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/dj1mp01d.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 04:48 (twenty-two years ago)

get 'em all in a row.

― hstencil, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 04:49 (twenty-two years ago)

persons making hunting references or using the word "twee" on this thread may be pecked to death

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 04:52 (twenty-two years ago)

(i'm just kidding, you know i love you ILx)

― quack (gabbneb), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 04:52 (twenty-two years ago)

http://i.timeinc.net/sunset/Premium/Food/2002/01-Jan/QLH0102/Duck0102.jpg

― rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 05:05 (twenty-two years ago)

http://chinalink.de/werbung/homepage/entenblaeser.jpg

― Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 05:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Reading pornography, smoking cigars...DUCKS! DUCKS! Quack quack, quack quack!

(Kate to thread, as I bet she's the only other person who knows what I'm talking about.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 06:47 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.lustiges.ch/download/Baden%20mit%20Ente.jpg

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 07:25 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.mariasducktales.com/Jack4.jpg

http://www.mariasducktales.com/Jack.jpg

http://www.mariasducktales.com/PeanutBaby.jpg

http://www.mariasducktales.com/PeanutBabies1.jpg

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 08:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Visit my mom's site, damnit.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 08:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Ducks as food - also not acceptable!

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 10:31 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.dobhran.com/images/pokepsyduck.gif

i bought my gf a cuddly Psyduck a couple of years ago, predictably we call him L'Orange

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 10:43 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.moshimoshiimports.com/pics/02-p-piyo.jpg

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 10:47 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.bpib.com/illustra2/barks5.jpg

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 10:52 (twenty-two years ago)

is that Scrooge McDuck, Tuomas? What's he called in Finnish? Is it true that everyone in Finland loves Donald Duck because he has the same personality type as all Finnish people? In which case, is it true that Finns walk around naked from the waist down?

― DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 11:36 (twenty-two years ago)

YAY!

― ducklingmonster (ducklingmonster), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 11:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I had a duck sandwich for lunch.

Ha ha.

HA HA...

*advances towards duckling monster with arms outstretched and hands holding plum sauce and cucumber*

― Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 11:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Poor ducklingmonster, to be pursued so by The Hungry. And she is very nice too!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 12:20 (twenty-two years ago)

http://kuznets.fas.harvard.edu/~volokh/duck2.jpg
http://www.uc.edu/news/dewey1.jpg
http://www.sdmf.k12.wi.us/bf/Gebauer/Farms/carleyduck.jpg

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 12:26 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.partypalooza.com/images/DuckBubbles.jpg
http://www.cybercakes.com/ILAMolds/ila453.gif
http://www.beetrendy.com/images/shop/products/duck.jpg

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 12:28 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.damnedgames.com/devilduckie.gif

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 12:30 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.dracandros.com/Jebgarg/Nidoking/moa/negaduck2.gif

Negaduck!

― gabriel (gabe), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 12:48 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.riverblue.com/hughes/duckieandie.jpg

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:22 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.nationaltrust.org/magazine/images/story/duck1.jpg

― rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:47 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.etc.cmu.edu/~cort/projectg/genf/graphics/duckprince1.jpg

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:52 (twenty-two years ago)

is that Scrooge McDuck, Tuomas? What's he called in Finnish?

Roope Ankka. (Ankka = duck in Finnish.)

Is it true that everyone in Finland loves Donald Duck because he has the same personality type as all Finnish people? In which case, is it true that Finns walk around naked from the waist down?

"Aku Ankka" (="Donald Duck"), the local Disney comic book is very popular here, I think might even be the most popular weekly magazine. Donald is much loved here, but not because he hasn't got any trousers. People like Donald because he's always the underdog, and Finns tend to symphatize with losers. Mickey Mouse, for example, is less popular here because he's an achiever, more of an American type of personality.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:59 (twenty-two years ago)

http://stevienixed.com/gfx/baby-duck.jpg

― Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 14:07 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.das-erste.de/kinder/maus/ente.gif

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 14:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn.

http://www.geocities.com/wintermute_v031/baby-duck_stevienixed.txt

― Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 14:13 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.beckett.com/celebriducks/betty_boop/slides.gif

― j0e (j0e), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.beckett.com/images/itemimages/celebriducks/celebriducks19125808.jpg

Wow.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

is the one on the far left supposed to be judith kilshaw?

― j0e (j0e), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 14:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I feel the need to point out that the Uncle Scrooge painting is by his very great creator, Carl Barks.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

two months pass...

Wow

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 12 July 2003 03:08 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.peterandmark.com/images/cbsaduc.jpg

― Mary (Mary), Sunday, 13 July 2003 13:26 (twenty-two years ago)

*ducks, duly*

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 13 July 2003 13:40 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

Ducks enroll at Rock. U.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 24 June 2005 21:36 (twenty years ago)

"Then, last Wednesday, just before we went to press, eight fuzzy yellow-and-gray ducklings were born and promptly jumped into the fountain. For a few minutes everything went swimmingly. And then someone realized they couldn’t get out."

swimmingly!

― youn, Friday, 24 June 2005 21:58 (twenty years ago)

http://www.harpersbazaar.com/images/etoc/0705/etoc1.jpg

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Friday, 24 June 2005 22:04 (twenty years ago)

Wrong.

our intrepid reporters have advised that the ducklings formed a circle in the fountain, bills inward, and promptly went to sleep.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 24 June 2005 22:50 (twenty years ago)

http://melissa.hosting4beer.com/userfiles/ath/quack.jpeg

― ath (ath), Friday, 24 June 2005 23:05 (twenty years ago)

This March I was working in downtown DC, about 3 blocks from the White House. One day at lunchtime I saw a pair of ducks walking north on 13th Street. They probably were in search of a park or planter in which to make a nest. (Perheps this was the mother duck that made her nest right by the Treasury Building, and therefore was watched over by the Secret Service.)

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 25 June 2005 01:23 (twenty years ago)

Ducklings in hats

― Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, 25 June 2005 03:28 (twenty years ago)

i like ducks. i would never eat one (yes i am species-ist).

chickens on the other hand, are just fucking asking for it.

― ra's al latebloomer: not a dolphin lover, honest (latebloomer), Saturday, 25 June 2005 03:49 (twenty years ago)

I like ducks, Chinese style, crispy skin.

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 25 June 2005 03:59 (twenty years ago)

http://www.pacificvillage.org/villagevoices/westridge05/herding%20ducks.jpg

― kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 1 July 2005 18:23 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

proof that ducks are dicks

― kingfish, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 06:36 (eighteen years ago)

proof that ducks are ALL dick

― Roz, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 08:06 (eighteen years ago)

nine months pass...

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/23/opinion/23collins.html?_r=1&oref=login

:((((((((((((((

― gabbneb, Sunday, 24 February 2008 08:15 (seventeen years ago)

POOR DUCKS!

― Abbott, Sunday, 24 February 2008 17:54 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFK2Xq2RyiU

Written and sung by Alan Moore, no less.

― chap, Sunday, 24 February 2008 23:00 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

waterfowl law

― gabbneb, Saturday, 5 April 2008 19:13 (seventeen years ago)

viaduct?

― Aimless, Saturday, 5 April 2008 19:57 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

http://www.pallensmith.com/index.php?id=8&video=1906

― i should rectify that (jdchurchill), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 20:33 (sixteen years ago)

^^ saw this over the weekend and lmao'd
fuckin ducks!

― i should rectify that (jdchurchill), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 20:34 (sixteen years ago)

c'mon dudes p allen smith saying he likes indian runner ducks cuz they're so comical looking is fucking classic!

― thatwillultimatelyresultingalaxy-galaxymergersonacosmictimescale (jdchurchill), Thursday, 21 January 2010 23:10 (fifteen years ago)

would eat all those comical ducks

― take me to your lemur (ledge), Thursday, 21 January 2010 23:13 (fifteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://scienceblogs.com/notrocketscience/2009/12/ballistic_penises_and_corkscrew_vaginas_-_the_sexual_battles.php

might be NSFW depending on your workplace!

also mallard duck mating is very O_o

― it is just like an unknown puzzle till the end of the world (dyao), Sunday, 28 March 2010 04:45 (fifteen years ago)

Of course, drakes don’t mate with the air. Having made this video, Brennan still needed a way to see how a duck penis actually performs its appointed task. Unable to film duck penises in a real female oviduct, she built a fake oviduct out of silcone. She then managed to get a drake to mate with it. But the overwhelming force of the explosive penis broke the fake oviduct.

― it is just like an unknown puzzle till the end of the world (dyao), Sunday, 28 March 2010 04:48 (fifteen years ago)

in s korea they call donald duck "carl the goose"

― rent, Sunday, 28 March 2010 10:50 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jwu4_2ko__Q

― markers, Friday, 3 February 2012 17:46 (thirteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://i.imgur.com/gykglUN.gif

― 乒乓, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 19:13 (twelve years ago)

― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 21:58 (twelve years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcz754rEmq1r6l65eo1_500.gif

― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 20:20 (twelve years ago)

two years pass...

I was listening to someone on R4 saying that you should feed ducks peas rather than bread because it better meets their dietary needs and bread isn't good for the waterways system. Half of the peas I brought out for the ducks today immediately sank into the depths and the other half that I put on the embankment got eaten by a Labrador.

― calzino, Sunday, 20 March 2016 16:04 (nine years ago)

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