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Bush Twins Pr0n?

Just wondering. Was trying to make the Perry Brane short-circuit and it was the most nefarious thing I could think of.

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 12:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

no. I think they're gross.

― hstencil, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 12:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

(from the grossness of it all, obv)

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 12:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

This is a wonderful site: http://www.thefirsttwins.com/

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 12:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's a punmaster's dream...

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 12:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.thefirsttwins.com/images/JennaBush.jpg

:( :( :(

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 12:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

You are a sick, sick woman, MsC

― RickyT (RickyT), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 12:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

To be honest I didn't even know he had any children. I don't think the personal details of a politician's life have any bearing on how we should think of him.

― Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 12:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

do you have any children, momus?

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 12:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well, Nick, noting they do could actually change my opinion of him for the better or for the worse, it was just one of those random 'ewwww' thoughts one has.

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 12:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.thefirsttwins.com/images/maine.gif

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 12:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

aww.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 12:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

God help us when they do their obigatory year of 'study' in yurp. Yurpeans tremble with fear.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 12:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

i thought it was pronounced 'Yorp' - PJ O Rourke stylee

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

What do you mean, obligatory? Does Daddy even have a passport?

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

Daddy don't need a passport, he's got Air Force One and Secret Service goons.

Something makes me think that one of the twins already did a semester or year abroad, but I dunno for sure.

― hstencil, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

Bush Twins Pr0n? No.

Olsen Twins Pr0n? Prob'ly.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

It appears to be obligatory for this kind of trashy rich ho to do at least a semester in Yurp, as a wander down past the AIU in Marylebone High St will testify. (If this does happen we should get my sister to do her equivalent of blackballing on them)

Yurp is how you pronounce yurp PJ O'Rourke Style.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

We're Yurpeens

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

What, she could get door nazis throughout Central London clubland to turn their fat asses away?

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

exactly, not universally, but at a fair few places.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

There is something weird about how both Presidents Bush married their own moms.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

Thinking about that hurts my head.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

Uday Eyed Bush Twins
Notorious Iraqi sadist-playboy Uday Hussein had photos of President Bush's twin daughters, Barbara and Jenna, plastered to the walls of his private gym, along with nude photos of hundreds of other women, U.S. troops reported Tuesday.
"It looked like something at the Playboy Mansion," Capt. Ed Ballanco told the New York Post.
Unlike the other women showcased by the dictator's son, the Bush twins were depicted "dressed up in very nice evening clothes," Ballanco said. The soldiers removed the Bush photos "to protect the president," he added.
Uday's gym was housed in his own residence located in the corner of one of Saddam's presidential palaces.
His obsession with sex was evident everywhere, according to accounts of what GIs found. "The house was adorned with paintings of naked women, as well as bundles of Internet printouts of what appeared to be prostitutes, complete with handwritten ratings for each," the Post said.
Also discovered in a storehouse next to Uday's complex: six bags of heroin.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 14:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

Awww...

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 14:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

nickalicious, get the fuck out of my head NOW!

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 15:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

I don't find either set appealing, but if I had to choose, it certainly wouldn't be the Bush twins

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 15:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

There was a period of one or two years where the Olsen twins didn't look deformed, but now they're back to their Full House days of deformity. Yuck.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 15:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

You're insane
http://www.user.fast.net/~wadef/olsen9.jpg
http://www.angelfire.com/falcon/derok/images/thegrill/olsentwins.jpg
Or I'm insane. I like odd-looking girls.

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 16:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

I don't think they're odd-looking, just kind of boring-looking in that Hollywood blonde sort of way.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 16:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hmm. I know exactly what you're talking about, but that's why I like them, cuz they aren't typically 'supermodel' attractive. (to me at least)

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 16:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

Do you reckon they detach their jaws to swallow their food whole?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 16:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

Perving the Olsen Twins is a slightly healthier alternative to perving Gelflings, that's why.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 16:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

I wouldn't want to watch Bush Twins nekkid tapes.

But I'd like to be the guy selling them to Larry Flynt, provided I could get out of the country fast enough.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 22:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

HAHAHAHA! Best thread evah!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 22:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

The Bush girls were notorious a couple of years ago after several incidents of getting busted for underage drinking. The one that goes to UT got quite pissed when an Austin restaurant refused her tequila and called the cops. The one that goes to Yale had some sort of drunken driving incident that involved gunning through a toll both to lose the secret service.

Life father, like daughters.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 23:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

Chuy's to thread!

― hstencil, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 23:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well, they can still hold their heads up at family reunions with uncle Jeb and his daughter: they were never busted for crack.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 23:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yer all going to jail

― H (Heruy), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 23:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

Book 'em a family cell.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 24 April 2003 06:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

(reads Iraqi porn/drug nonsense)
Wow, so the Husseins are a lot like the Kennedies, then?

― squirl plice (Squirrel_Police), Thursday, 24 April 2003 06:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

boring-looking in that Hollywood blonde sort of way

Oxymoron

― the pinefox, Thursday, 24 April 2003 10:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

I don't think so at all. They are really dull looking. Showing a shocking lack of imagination on the part of their stylist. (Iwouldn't credit them with having an immagination at all)

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 24 April 2003 10:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

the great thing about this thread is on the main page it reads like 'Will ILX men implode thinking about...' and just below it says 'Bob Monkhouse's Contract'

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 24 April 2003 10:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

(oh no, girlfriend mind meld, oh no)

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 24 April 2003 10:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'd have expected The Pinefox to call that a tautology rather than an oxymoron!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 24 April 2003 19:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

one year passes...

I'm fairly sure this makes me a bad person (for many reasons), but I've only recently noticed that Barbara Bush (the younger) is kind of hot.

Oh God.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 26 July 2004 01:23 (twenty years ago) link

Yes, I discovered this during our time away. I sort of feel bad for her. Sort of.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 26 July 2004 01:29 (twenty years ago) link

Vanessa Kerry is way hotter than both Bush girls!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 26 July 2004 13:59 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.40ozmaltliquor.com/jenna40.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 26 July 2004 14:02 (twenty years ago) link

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