Checking someone out when they're with their bf/gf: Classic or Quit Looking at Her A**hole!

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And can anything beat eyeing a maybe-not-legal teen out with her parents?

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 18:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Being eyed by a maybe-not-legal-teen out with her parents.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I wouldn't look at her a**hole if it wasn't showing.

― hstencil, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Ahh, the importance of commas.

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

by far the best is watching straight girls checking out other straight girls, from the shoes up, in elevators.

― dan (dan), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:04 (twenty-two years ago)

hstencil winz!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:09 (twenty-two years ago)

hstencil, I'm shaking my head at you. Sternly.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally, don't give me your "soft bigotry of high expectations."

― hstencil, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, my expectations aren't high, luv. Not here. Not now. Not ever.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

as long as we've got that clear, then.

My boss: "My expectations are like here" *raises hand high* "and you're like here" *lowers hand*
Me: "So um, what exactly are those expectations?"
My boss: *chews Mike n' Ikes*

― hstencil, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, you better go buy some fucking Mike 'n' Ikes, kid.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

THAT WAS MY JOKE DAMMIT

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

mike n ikes are a euphamism

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, if it looks good, I stare at it. Fuck some propriety. I fuckin' DANCE with girls at clubs who are there with their boyfriend. I don't give a shit. If he had any balls he'd try to kick my ass, and then I'd have an excuse to break furniture. Everybody wins in the end.

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Except for the poor, poor furniture.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

but do you do the caterpillar?

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

My nose hates you for making coffee come out it, Dan.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Oops I'm worried about you.

― 4mateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 24 April 2003 00:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Checking someone out when they're with their bf/gf is better then checking someone out when you're with your bf/gf.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 24 April 2003 00:16 (twenty-two years ago)

haha i thought butch was chris v. i didn't read that new address closely enuf :)

― ron (ron), Thursday, 24 April 2003 00:25 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

this thread is fucking hysterical.

― Allyzay, Saturday, 15 May 2004 03:42 (twenty-one years ago)

stop looking at my asshole OMG U R SO GAY

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 15 May 2004 03:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not sure if it's the concept of a person just staring at hstencil, chomping MIKE 'N' IKES (I mean, seriously) that is funny or the furniture that is funny but either way I'm not gonna stop looking at your asshole, you lose.

― Allyzay, Saturday, 15 May 2004 04:02 (twenty-one years ago)

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE OTTOMAN????

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 15 May 2004 14:22 (twenty-one years ago)

i approve of the lack of commas

― the surface noise of psychotic badassery (electricsound), Saturday, 15 May 2004 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Bumlust?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 15 May 2004 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Stop, looking at, her a**,hole

― VengaRJG (Dan Perry), Saturday, 15 May 2004 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, if it looks good, I stare at it. Fuck some propriety.

!!!!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 15 May 2004 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I am having this printed on a t-shirt.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 15 May 2004 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE OTTOMAN????

-- VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, May 15, 2004 9:22 AM (Saturday, May 15, 2004 9:22 AM) Bookmark Link

CUE YOUTUBE LINK!

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

oh my god just when shit couldn't get funnier.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 12 June 2007 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

this thread seems a little short considering the subject. did we rly get all the joeks out of it that fast?

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

there was nothing to say after the "fuck some propriety" thing.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 12 June 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)

A youtube of someone thinking of an Ottoman would be pretty dull, even if accompanied by that great Billie Holliday song "Ottoman New York."

― Abbott, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 00:30 (eighteen years ago)

*golf clap*

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 00:32 (eighteen years ago)

My nose hates you for making coffee come out it, Dan.
-- Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, April 23, 2003 12:20 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

proto-HOOS

― gr8080, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 00:41 (eighteen years ago)

*golf clap*

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 00:43 (eighteen years ago)

guys i actually AM big hoos.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 02:52 (eighteen years ago)

aka the schefdriver

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 02:56 (eighteen years ago)

Quit Looking at Her A**hole!

http://www.kermitairgunclub.com/targets/images/koala.jpg

all this time and no goatse.cx reference, till now!

― Eisbaer, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 02:58 (eighteen years ago)

Being eyed by a maybe-not-legal-teen out with her parents.

haha! this happened at work a couple of weeks ago and it really made my day. then they bought some things and left.

― lfam, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 03:01 (eighteen years ago)

it's not goatse if his fingers aren't IN his anus

― lfam, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 03:02 (eighteen years ago)

anyways, the point of the story is "always look your best"

― lfam, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 03:18 (eighteen years ago)

*takes notes*

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 04:00 (eighteen years ago)

Abbott, I don't know if Billie Holliday ever considered this.

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 05:06 (eighteen years ago)

Eisbaer in furry pervert nonshocker

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 15:52 (eighteen years ago)

"Checking someone out when they're with their bf/gf" - this is SUPERBLY CLASSIC

the barely legal thing though.... ummmmmmm

― titchyschneiderMk2, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, PP, that's really more of a hassock.

― Abbott, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

For the sake of this thread, you could even argue that it's a pouffe.

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

I just did a GIS of "pouffe". Does that word mean something other than the piece of furniture?

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

In French it's kind of like 'bimbo'.

― Michael White, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

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